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 *cracks open a cold one* ahh this is the life *laments entire life, staring out into the lake, watching the ripples dance around the line in the same tired pattern with which he lives his family life*
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(dismembers wife and throws her into lake)
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Nov 25, 2014 17:37
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Woah we caught a fish, AND WHAT A FISH! [this will never fill the void of misery inside me] Now who wants a burger!
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Nov 25, 2014 17:39
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Don't be a loving pussy and grab the drat bass!
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:*opens chicken liver stink bait* *scoops fingerfull of it and looks to son with a dad grin* son you're not a real fisherman if you haven't tasted your own bait *sucks the bait off of finger, continues to grin but eyes show horror and regret, not only of the decision to eat the bait but also of all prior major life choices*
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dad... im gay
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when's mom coming back home?
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*spends entire time staring at phone and responding to questions with monosyllables*
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Nov 25, 2014 17:49
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son that's a piss poor rod you've got there come over here and take a look at my thick long rod grasp the shaft firmly don't let this be the one that got away
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paranoid randroid posted:*spends entire time staring at phone and responding to questions with monosyllables* *grabs phone, throws it in the lake* now we're gonna have fun as a family and you're gonna like it, do you hear me da'shawn? *slaps you in the face when you go to back talk me* SHUT THE gently caress UP.
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:when's mom coming back home? *looks down into lap to hide the bitter expression on his face* son.... *then stares out across the lake again, arbitrarily jiggling his fishing rod* we're still trying to work things out... *catches own reflection as he gazes into water, sees hideous hulking mass that will continue to be alone until death* pass me another hotdog
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Nov 25, 2014 17:56
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Nov 25, 2014 17:57
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Once we get back to the cabin we are all going to be forced to rape the fish carcass...like usual.
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Rapman the Cook posted:Once we get back to the cabin we are all going to be forced to rape the fish carcass...like usual. do NOT denounce family tradition, this defines us
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Nov 25, 2014 18:00
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Nov 25, 2014 18:02
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So many bugs are biting me, this sucks DAD. You loving retard. I want to go home and watch youtube. I'm a millennial. I have student loans and progressive attitudes about homosexuality. The outdoors is for suckers and olds.
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Nov 25, 2014 18:05
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Slipknot Hoagie posted:So many bugs are biting me, this sucks DAD. You loving retard. I want to go home and watch youtube. I'm a millennial. I have student loans and progressive attitudes about homosexuality. The outdoors is for suckers and olds. Youtube and staying in doors are exactly what have given you your queer attitudes son, once you catch a fish and know what it is to be a man you'll see the ligth and you will thank me *gazes lustfully at the passing naked waving boater, longing for cock*
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Hide the beer son. *stumbles to greet the approaching game warden*
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