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spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
DON'T RISK IT!

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ECkQGPNFDHY

I just wanted to help my GBS friends out with a public service announcement.

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Ride The Gravitron
May 2, 2008

by FactsAreUseless
Telling me not to do it makes me want to do it more

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Posting while driving atm

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Spotify had a really retarded tabbed search engine for a while and God drat they must've been trying to kill people

old bean factory
Nov 18, 2006

Will ya close the fucking doors?!
Não

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
Good life adivce OP. I support.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
actually please do. women text and drive all the time and they have less accidents than men.

proof that texting and driving is safe

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Xaris posted:

actually please do. women text and drive all the time and they have less accidents than men.

proof that texting and driving is safe

Less women on roads cos they are in kitchens making food for the MAN OF THE HOUSE.

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry
per %capita, they have less accidents, and per capita they're more likely to be pre-occupied with texting while driving than men

ergo please text and drive, it will improve ur driving safety

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Xaris posted:

per %capita, they have less accidents, and per capita they're more likely to be pre-occupied with texting while driving than men

ergo please text and drive, it will improve ur driving safety

I;m txting that bald man in the vid now to txt so he can relax and txt his mom, thanks man.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
But I absolutely gotta send this dick pick RIGHT NOW!

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Text on highway, look up and find yourself 1 mile down the road without any recollection of looking at it.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
New public message:

PLEASE ALL TXT WHILST DRIVING

The bald man in the video is an idiot and i'm keeping it there for what not to do.

MERRY XMAS AND HAPPY TXTS WHILE DRIVING!

Especially txts to mom because she gets lonely and wonders if you are doing ok because you never call her. As the winters get longer, all she wants is to hear is "i;m ok" from her only son, especially while he is driving, so pleae txt mom.

Also, if you don't have a mom, txt microwave's mom because goddamn, even if you have a 0.0000001% chance, it's worth it.

spud fucked around with this message at 18:43 on Nov 26, 2014

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
im cant text and drive cuz im too busy jerking off in my car

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

zooted heh posted:

im cant text and drive cuz im too busy jerking off in my car

Use voice thing to txt.

zooted heh
Oct 16, 2005

str8 mercin burgers my nigga
no see I have my phone plugged into the aux and its streaming hot porn

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
i rarely even touch my phone when driving...im p sure a lot of people would find that weird these days

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

Mariana Horchata posted:

i rarely even touch my phone when driving...im p sure a lot of people would find that weird these days

When do u touch it? Where and wh?

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Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Darth123123 posted:

When do u touch it? Where and wh?

well mostly if im ordering takeout while on the way to pick it up, i usually just text which doesnt require an immediate response on my side...i do occasionally operate my ipod and my pen though :angel:

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 05:17 on Nov 27, 2014

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