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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

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evilskillit
Jan 7, 2014

METAL TOADS
Got my turkey in the brine, going to be popping it in the oven tomorrow. Turkeys loving suck, they don't even taste that good and they're a pain in the rear end to deal with. Why can't burritos be the official Thanksgiving food?

Errant Gin Monks
Oct 2, 2009

"Yeah..."
- Marshawn Lynch
:hawksin:

evilskillit posted:

Got my turkey in the brine, going to be popping it in the oven tomorrow. Turkeys loving suck, they don't even taste that good and they're a pain in the rear end to deal with. Why can't burritos be the official Thanksgiving food?

Spatchcock that bitch. I cooked a 15 pound one yesterday for my 9th annual friends thanksgiving and it was done in 1 hour 30 minutes and perfectly juicy all the way through.

Spatch loving cock.

Paste
Aug 26, 2007

whenever i go to jail I hope the turnkey will let me out quickly

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


I'm eating hotdogs for thanksgiving.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
some serious culinary retards in here that can't cook turkey.

never had a dry turkey in my life.

try being less retarded, hth

ps. lamb is a good substitute, harald.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Robbie Fowler posted:

some serious culinary retards in here that can't cook turkey.

never had a dry turkey in my life.

try being less retarded, hth

ps. lamb is a good substitute, harald.

I've never had a dry turkey in my life but I don't like turkey. I don't like lamb either. I hope this information is not blowing your mind.

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.
I mean, I guess turkey is good on a sandwich, I'm not trying to give turkey a hard time but I don't think it has what it takes to be the main course.

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Hotdogs.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011

Trixie Hardcore posted:

I've never had a dry turkey in my life but I don't like turkey. I don't like lamb either. I hope this information is not blowing your mind.

what the gently caress is wrong with you?

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Feb 2, 2009



BIG DICK NICK
A Philadelphia Legend
Fly Eagles Fly


Of course someone named fowler wants us yo eat turkey...

Trixie Hardcore
Jul 1, 2006

Placeholder.

Robbie Fowler posted:

what the gently caress is wrong with you?

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e_GgUNF5sTA

DEEP STATE PLOT
Aug 13, 2008

Yes...Ha ha ha...YES!




i play right field

Alan Smithee
Jan 4, 2005


A man becomes preeminent, he's expected to have enthusiasms.

Enthusiasms, enthusiasms...
turkey drums are good to have because the meat is so tender and they are big like a big ol chicken drumpstick

Suicide Sam E.
Jun 30, 2013

by XyloJW
Turkey is good, although not known for being flavorful.

My Thanksgiving tradition involves: That Computer.

http://www.somethingawful.com/flash-tub/thanksgiving-miracle-cartoon/

big black turnout
Jan 13, 2009



Fallen Rib

psyopmonkey posted:

Is it really that bad?

I mean... Its just Tofu right?

according to my wife baste the ever loving gently caress out of it

her dad was considerate and got us one this thanksgiving. ill give a trip report too

you were warned
Jul 12, 2006

(the S is for skeleton)
We're having a duck this year, since none of us are big turkey fans. :duckie:

(Why won't video embedding work in the android app :mad:)

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I want that pussy meat. MUNCH, MUNCH, MUNCH, MUNCH!

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
Whoa things got heated in here, going to gave to agree that unfortunately turkey is best as a sliced lunch meat. Today I'm going to hide mine under stuffing and gravy. And the sour cream and cheddar mashed potatoes I'm making right now.

Hotdogs could be a really nice choice Welandedonthemoo, you could even support a small local business by getting your hotdogs from them.

And Gaunab last night is traditionally the best night to do what you wanted. Today is about family and eating yourself into a deep trance like sleep.

Happy Thanksgiving

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