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fortune, i feel, has spread her legs for me. I'm alive and not suffering any physical maladies. i've got a digital clock that tells time, right next to me. how useful is that? people a thousand years ago didnt have digital clocks. i also have a sturdy dwelling that helps me avoid death by exposure or hypothermia. other things: friends, family, shovels, power tools, dog, cool whalebone knife yall should really take a moment to ponder how fortunate you really are. if you are reading this you must have access to an item of high technology and therefore are probably alive, able to stimulate your pleasure centers, and literate. loving win right there if you ask me
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i need a girlfriend
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Zippy the Bummer posted:i've got a digital clock that tells time, right next to me. how useful is that? people a thousand years ago didnt have digital clocks The concept of being somewhere "on time" or needing to "keep" the time with accuracy is a uniquely modern phenomenon that first began during the Industrial Revolution.
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:The concept of being somewhere "on time" or needing to "keep" the time with accuracy is a uniquely modern phenomenon that first began during the Industrial Revolution. cool!
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dogs are good but did you know there are people out there who don't have dogs? it's true and i feel bad for them
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Nov 27, 2014 06:11
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a real jerk posted:dogs are good but did you know there are people out there who don't have dogs? i did know that  but they are blessed in so many other ways im sure
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Nov 27, 2014 06:21
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a real jerk posted:dogs are good but did you know there are people out there who don't have dogs? And some people have them, only for dinner.
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Nov 27, 2014 06:27
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Nearly everything I own is made out of whalebone or made out of some type of whale part, it is because I was swallowed by a whale, I am living inside a whale.
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Nov 27, 2014 06:36
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Zippy the Bummer posted:fortune, i feel, has spread her legs for me. I'm alive and not suffering any physical maladies. i've got a digital clock that tells time, right next to me. how useful is that? people a thousand years ago didnt have digital clocks. i also have a sturdy dwelling that helps me avoid death by exposure or hypothermia. other things: friends, family, shovels, power tools, dog, cool whalebone knife What if I have Ebola?
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Bloodfart McCoy posted:And some people have them, only for dinner. I WISH YOU A BAD THANKSGIVING, DICK
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WeLandedOnTheMoon! posted:What if I have Ebola? did you not read my whole post? answer this for urself edit: i even made it easy where you can read the first and last two sentences of the op and get the gist of it without including a tl;dr
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