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| computer janitor |
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12 | 8.57% |
| computer programer |
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7 | 5.00% |
| computer scientist |
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3 | 2.14% |
| database janitor |
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4 | 2.86% |
| fone janitor |
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4 | 2.86% |
| butt programmer |
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6 | 4.29% |
| database janitor |
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5 | 3.57% |
| web developer |
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3 | 2.14% |
| code jockey |
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4 | 2.86% |
| slacker |
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8 | 5.71% |
| goofus |
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5 | 3.57% |
| gallant |
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2 | 1.43% |
| i don't work with computers. that is not a real job. |
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8 | 5.71% |
| professional shitposter |
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9 | 6.43% |
| network janitor |
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6 | 4.29% |
| pornographic film collector |
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7 | 5.00% |
| national security intelligence janitor |
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1 | 0.71% |
| FLOSS advocate (computers) |
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3 | 2.14% |
| FLOSS advocate (dentistry) |
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8 | 5.71% |
| an elf |
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4 | 2.86% |
| beep boop (your kwinkles (??????????)) |
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13 | 9.29% |
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18 | 12.86% |
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please answer truthfully. not a lot of people like a "funny pants".
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Nov 27, 2014 07:30
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zeitgeist grokker
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Nov 27, 2014 07:32
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pram posted:zeitgeist grokker hmmm
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Nov 27, 2014 07:33
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fuckin lol i dont have to if there is one thing good about my job, is that as soon as i tell people what it is, they quit asking me about it
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Nov 27, 2014 07:40
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not without a port to apple osx you arent
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Nov 27, 2014 07:42
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nice poll shithead
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Nov 27, 2014 07:42
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packet wrangler OP gently caress u if u said plumber plumb my rear end
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Nov 27, 2014 07:44
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i dont know what i do but they pay me
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Nov 27, 2014 08:05
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Nov 27, 2014 08:07
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I'm the butt programmer
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Nov 27, 2014 08:08
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mishaq posted:i dont know what i do but they pay me
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Nov 27, 2014 08:09
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i dont op
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Nov 27, 2014 08:14
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pram posted:not without a port to apple osx you arent the future will come dont doubt it
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Nov 27, 2014 08:25
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poll is missing
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Nov 27, 2014 08:33
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i use a computer to do data sometimes
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Nov 27, 2014 09:06
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Symbolic Butt posted:I'm the butt programmer
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Nov 27, 2014 09:06
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voted pornographic film collector
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Nov 27, 2014 09:23
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adequacy pretender
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Nov 27, 2014 12:33
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I majored in cset so my official title is computer scientist engineer technologist
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Nov 27, 2014 15:31
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I'm a code poet
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Nov 27, 2014 15:47
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The Management posted:I'm a code poet I bet you get beat a lot lmfao
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Nov 29, 2014 22:50
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im gay
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Nov 29, 2014 22:52
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I'm not a computing professional so I don't I hope this helps u
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Nov 29, 2014 22:52
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i'm like a blacksmith but with computers
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Nov 29, 2014 23:18
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A Wheezy Steampunk posted:i'm like a blacksmith but with computers Hit them with a hammer, u mean
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Nov 29, 2014 23:35
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I don't.
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Nov 29, 2014 23:50
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how do you identify as a farming professional?
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Nov 29, 2014 23:53
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I don't
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Nov 29, 2014 23:55
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what the heck do you do, moo cow
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Nov 29, 2014 23:59
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disco all night long 
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Nov 30, 2014 00:00
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Silver Alicorn posted:how do you identify as a farming professional? by throwing gifts into swamps 
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Nov 30, 2014 00:15
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Apparently recruiters (yes in house ones too) believe there's a thing called "ad software" and I know all about it, look up the music video for unforgiven, that's me trying to explain the concept of technical breadth to recruiters
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Nov 30, 2014 00:19
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sounds like ... ahem *clears throat* your resume is a piece of poo poo
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Nov 30, 2014 00:20
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Tell it to the consultant I paid to write it
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Nov 30, 2014 00:23
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