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Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL
I'm totally serious. I will not judge. Tell us about your planet and alien body.

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Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
I came from uranus op

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
OLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLLOLLOLO

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Harime Nui posted:

I came from uranus op

i hope it wasn't quite recently. i just flushed a big one. i did not see you or anyone else.

Harime Nui
Apr 15, 2008

The New Insincerity
would it REALLY shock you to know that forums poster Harime Nui is a bacterial culture with a forums account?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Harime Nui posted:

OLLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOLOOLOLOLLOLLOLO

this is probably an alien languange not supported by vBulletin 2.2.9 (released Nov '02).

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Harime Nui posted:

would it REALLY shock you to know that forums poster Harime Nui is a bacterial culture with a forums account?

it would not. stranger things have happened on gbs.

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

yeah we're all from outer space. we're living debris from supernovae. and our dna might not even have started on this planet.

and the idea that some place other than outer space exists in a traversable way is laughable and statistically incorrect

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

chaosbreather posted:

yeah we're all from outer space. we're living debris from supernovae. and our dna might not even have started on this planet.

and the idea that some place other than outer space exists in a traversable way is laughable and statistically incorrect

quoting this in case you delete these words of wisdow.

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
I'm Sun Ra

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1qjiQwD7VCI

CountButtula
Jan 5, 2014
I'm from the 8th celestial sphere and I think you're all gay

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

Harime Nui posted:

I came from uranus op

i came in uranus

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:
i'm an illegal alien. my border guide took my money and left me in the desert to die. i'm typing this on a knockoff mexican iphone. please help

monkey
Jan 20, 2004

by zen death robot
Yams Fan
I came here from another dimension of time, does that count?

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
The space between yr mum's legs

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=beK7sHSlXK4

I just wish I could reveal the entire truth.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

CountButtula posted:

I'm from the 8th celestial sphere and I think you're all gay

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oq0wMC1U7kE

Sidecrab
Jul 16, 2012

sorry op not fomr space

sorry

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

i take up a lot of space

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Sidecrab posted:

sorry op not fomr space

sorry

if ur from space ur the first to deny it.

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.
Posting from ISS does that count

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Parallax Scroll posted:

i take up a lot of space

http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?forumid=244

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

DamnCanadian posted:

Posting from ISS does that count

of course. how is space?

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

A misanthrope posted:

i'm an illegal alien. my border guide took my money and left me in the desert to die. i'm typing this on a knockoff mexican iphone. please help

just noticed this.

i guess you're dead by now. oops.

DamnCanadian
Jan 3, 2005

Perpetuating the stereotype since 1978.

Rambling Robot posted:

of course. how is space?

It sucks, all my crewmates talk is about loving awesome Hadfield was

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

yes i came from a planet where everyone is gay so i got the frick outta threre. unfortunately i landed on a planet thats even gayer and ran out of space fuel

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Dicky B posted:

yes i came from a planet where everyone is gay so i got the frick outta threre. unfortunately i landed on a planet thats even gayer and ran out of space fuel

welcome to gbs.

Dicky B
Mar 23, 2004

thanks where is the nearest suicide booth please

chaosbreather
Dec 9, 2001

Wry and wise,
but also very sexual.

Dicky B posted:

thanks where is the nearest suicide booth please

they're called 'cubicles' here

but they only kill your soul, not your body

Bholder
Feb 26, 2013

hello

flerp
Feb 25, 2014
I live on the nice side of the milky way, but a Garlian moved in to the planet next to us. There goes this solar system :sigh:

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

ចូរប្រយ័ត្ននឹងប្រទេសចិន

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Broenheim posted:

I live on the nice side of the milky way, but a Garlian moved in to the planet next to us. There goes this solar system :sigh:

CALL IN THE US NATIONAL GUARD.

DON'T LET THEM GARLIANS RUIN YOUR BLACK FRIDAY EXPERIENCE.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
I'm just a traveling space whore from an alien race that looks exactly human except we are blue and have a little ridge on our forehead. I have enormous space breasts.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

Luvcow posted:

I'm just a traveling space whore from an alien race that looks exactly human except we are blue and have a little ridge on our forehead. I have enormous space breasts.

thanks to the enormous space breasts you'll easily find a loser and marry him. hey presto, you are no longer an alien.

if the blue skin color and the little ridge on your forehead bothers you (i mean, it is different you know), just shop at walmart. or tell them you're from a certain place in ukraine.

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a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Rambling Robot posted:

just noticed this.

i guess you're dead by now. oops.

this is santiago's brother. we've found his corpse and his phone. you white people could have stopped this.

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