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im sick at work, pretty decent cold, i work with the unwashed public at a bank so im going to get a gently caress load of people sick today too and be super unproductive 
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Why are you at a bank on Thanksgiving?
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Nov 27, 2014 19:07
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Waltzing Along posted:Why are you at a bank on Thanksgiving?
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Nov 27, 2014 19:07
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anyone that gets sick has it coming to them for not respecting America's day of thanks 
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Nov 27, 2014 19:09
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numberoneposter posted:ima canadian you infidel are you circumcised
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Nov 27, 2014 19:13
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Stoic Commie posted:are you circumcised
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Nov 27, 2014 19:14
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more like girlfriends zero
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Nov 27, 2014 19:40
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not sure howq i feel about this
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Nov 27, 2014 19:50
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i hope you dont sneeze on the money or some thing like that!!!
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Nov 27, 2014 19:51
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im agine if you said to the bank "give me some of my money" and you got some and it had mucus on it, gross
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Nov 27, 2014 19:51
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lonesomedwarf posted:i hope you dont sneeze on the money or some thing like that!!!
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Nov 27, 2014 19:53
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I fully support this OP. Make sure you pay extra attention to the elderly. they deserve it the most.
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Nov 27, 2014 19:56
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Wait until you have a little time while your coworkers are away, then get a latex glove and do a big ole' farmers blow into your gloved hand. Then go around dabbing your mucus on keyboards, door handles, CD Tray openers, counter tops, etc. When everyone gets sick and stays home, use the opportunity to talk to your boss about a raise since obviously no one else cares about their own personal health. Or rob the bank. You could be the slimy bandit.
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Nov 27, 2014 20:49
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numberoneposter posted:im sneezing on money, pens, keyboards, cheques, financial service agreements, loonies, fax machines, old people, ties, water coolers, everything in sight nothing is safe from my phlegm! im burning this fucker down!!! ALLACH ACHBAR!!! would you say you were...........phlegmish LOL
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Phlegmish posted:would you say you were...........phlegmish LOL also im super sick at work day 2. kinda funny my head feels like a balloon and im caughing over everything!!!  its kinda like people wont tell me to go home because it means more work for but i think i blew it on day 1 because now everyone has just assumed they are gonna get super sick next week anyways so no one will send me home hahahahahahaha come in for overdraft protection and leave with a cold bwahahaha 
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