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What do you call a carrot that does body building? A power plant!
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Q: What do politicians and a big giant pile of cowshit have in common? A: They're both put to best use for humanity, ground up and fertilizing a crop field.
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Kid 1: Carrot times cabbage is lettuce, turnip times potato is leek, leek times lettuce... Kid 2: What are you doing? Kid 1: Practicing my vege-tables!
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I can't get enough of are Dan
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Q: What do gardeners listen to music on? A: A seedy player!
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HJB posted:Q: What do gardeners listen to music on? Gardening hipsters prefer vine-yl
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Only on acetaters!
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A gardener's face is composed of potato eyes, a parsnip's nose, cauliflower ears, and tulips!
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Flower 1: Knock knock! Flower 2: Who's there? Flower 1: Nothing happens when you die. What did one potato say to the other? "i find the empty universe terrifying, and yet i cannot believe in a god." the other potato said nothing. a farmer ate them, later.
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WAMPA_STOMPA posted:Flower 1: Knock knock! What are all tomatoes thinking? "I have no mouth and i must scream"
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Knock knock! Who's there? Garden! Garden who? Garden excellent knock knock joke to tell ya!
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Who brings christmas presents to unethical farmers? Monsanto Claus
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this thread makes me want t okill myself
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Q: What drink do you get when apples kill themselves? A: Suicider!
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What was the farmer's Christmas wish? Peas on earth and goodwill to all mankind
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Why did the farmer disrespect his tools? They were dirty hoes
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Dec 13, 2014 15:13
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Rando posted:A farmer named Johnson did say
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What did the tumblrite agricultral irrigator's headmate identify as? Pumpkin
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How do you kill a tomato vine vampire? Stake it
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How do you make sure a forest fruits vampire remains incapacitated? Berry it at a crossroads
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Dec 13, 2014 15:33
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What music do they play when Argentinian vegetables dance the tango? "Begin the Aubergine"
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HJB posted:Goon: Do you have apples and pears in your house? I'm pro-tractor.
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Q: What do farmers wear to keep warm in the autumn? A: A har-vest!
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Q: What flower do bovines hate in the winter? A: A cowslip!
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what was the farmer's new year's resolution? to turnip for work on time!
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What do you get if you chew on raw grains all day? Sorghums
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Warning: Adult Themes Person 1: I'm thinking of setting up a weed restaurant. Person 2: Really, what will you call it? Person 1:A Cannabistro!
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Q: What does a scared pod do? A: Let out a little pea!
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How do you stop gophers that are digging in your garden? Hide their shovels.
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A gardener hurt his foot over the Christmas period. It was a bad case of mistletoe!
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Why can't you torrent a mushroom? It doesn't have any seeds!
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