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ilikedirt posted:i already ran 3 miles today bc i am a tirkey being hunted by hungry americans who have a bloodlust for turkey blood. im a turkey Lol how do you type w turkey wings
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ilikedirt posted:i already ran 3 miles today bc i am a tirkey being hunted by hungry americans who have a bloodlust for turkey blood. im a turkey Good luck noble turkey Happy Thanksgiving
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Nov 27, 2014 22:35
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the way i type is i smush my turkey neck waddle on the keyboard then i eat some corn then i get confuse by my own shadow
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Nov 27, 2014 22:36
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I'm going to run 8 miles, when I'm done eating.
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Nov 27, 2014 22:38
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please if u believe in justice do not eat turkey today instead eat a human (this is what turkeys do in thanksgivings. we eat a human)
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Nov 27, 2014 22:38
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ilikedirt posted:the way i type is i smush my turkey neck waddle on the keyboard then i eat some corn then i get confuse by my own shadow just use the beak, gently
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Nov 27, 2014 22:39
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I think I might run 8.1 miles tonight, through the woods following the game trails frequented by our mighty noble native turkeys
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Nov 27, 2014 22:40
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ilikedirt posted:please if u believe in justice do not eat turkey today instead eat a human (this is what turkeys do in thanksgivings. we eat a human) hosed up
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Nov 27, 2014 22:43
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ilikedirt posted:please if u believe in justice do not eat turkey today instead eat a human (this is what turkeys do in thanksgivings. we eat a human) i will slaughter and eat a long pig today inshallah 
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Nov 27, 2014 22:44
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smoobles you wouldnt lie to us right? I am a chub who never broke 9 mins in hs but with friends in college we broke 7 try running with friends
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Nov 27, 2014 23:22
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Alan Smithee posted:smoobles you wouldnt lie to us right? I am a chub who never broke 9 mins in hs but with friends in college we broke 7 try running with friends That's a real low blow to lay out on the holidays to a fellow goon. You know goddamn well we have no friends. 
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Nov 27, 2014 23:25
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ilikedirt posted:the way i type is i smush my turkey neck waddle on the keyboard then i eat some corn then i get confuse by my own shadow wouldn't it be more effective to type with your beak using the "hunt & peck" method? Or use your bird feets to press the buttons, trying to help u out here please don't get a sore wattle ove rtthis
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Nov 27, 2014 23:29
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SniperWoreConverse posted:wouldn't it be more effective to type with your beak using the "hunt & peck" method? Or use your bird feets to press the buttons, trying to help u out here please don't get a sore wattle ove rtthis 
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Nov 27, 2014 23:31
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You run and you get to a point where your body wants to give out and you push past that. When you are done running all the snot and vomit comes forth, it is a successful run.
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Nov 27, 2014 23:32
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ilikedirt posted:please if u believe in justice do not eat turkey today instead eat a human (this is what turkeys do in thanksgivings. we eat a human) http://gfycat.com/WetSecretGazelle
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