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Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

Luvcow posted:

*slaps hand away from butt*

*reeks of booze and bad cologne, a fat unshaven man with a medallion and uncollared shirt kneels down*

Emma darling how are you?

Who'se you're favorite uncle? * doesn't wait for an answer* that's right uncle Barry.

Listen Emma my dear do you remember that card I sent you for your birthday?

Do you still have? It had a Benjamin in there? I'd ask your father but you know grouchy old Nicky. *nervous laugh*

You spent it on clothes? how much clothes does a 9 year old need, by God.

Do you have any of it left over? Good I am going to need to borrow it for...medicine to get through this. Christmas is right around the corner so you will get a good bonus in your stocking ;)

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Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Ars Arcanum posted:

...shut the gently caress up, Dad.

Boys, boys! Listen dear maybe go outside and feed your lama and let your dad cool down

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Top City Homo posted:

*reeks of booze and bad cologne, a fat unshaven man with a medallion and uncollared shirt kneels down*

Emma darling how are you?

Who'se you're favorite uncle? * doesn't wait for an answer* that's right uncle Barry.

Listen Emma my dear do you remember that card I sent you for your birthday?

Do you still have? It had a Benjamin in there? I'd ask your father but you know grouchy old Nicky. *nervous laugh*

You spent it on clothes? how much clothes does a 9 year old need, by God.

Do you have any of it left over? Good I am going to need to borrow it for...medicine to get through this. Christmas is right around the corner so you will get a good bonus in your stocking ;)

Oh Barry.. :cripes:

Cthulu Carl
Apr 16, 2006

*Flushes toilet after taking a piss. Toilet immediately overflows. Family discovers the basement utility room is covered in backed up sewage*

At least. That was my Thanksgiving. :(

owls or something
Jul 7, 2003

I thought it was just the food that smelled like poo poo. More booze please.

vyst
Aug 25, 2009



My girlfriend is pregnant

John Denver Hoxha
May 31, 2014

What a persistent nightmare!
....but enough about my posts

angerbot posted:

Haven't heard of Lyndon Larouche? Let me just explain a few things

Ars Arcanum
Jan 20, 2005

Best friends make the best weapons

Luvcow posted:

Boys, boys! Listen dear maybe go outside and feed your lama and let your dad cool down

For the last time, it's an ALPACA!

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
welllll that was great, just great *unbuttons pants, farts* ahhhhhh hey how about some pie?

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice
*something obmacar something something tryptophan something zzzzzzzzzzz*

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
*holding a huge pile of jackets in my arms*

Well once again it was wonderful having you over of for thanksgiving.

I'm very sorry that Lowtax didn't show up this year and also sorry that things exploded so politically once again. Its starting to snow outside so I'd advise you to leave Cow Manor soon before the bridge gets washed out. Thanks for coming everyone.

*thrusts jackets towards you*

you irl
Jan 22, 2014

Luvcow posted:

*holding a huge pile of jackets in my arms*

Well once again it was wonderful having you over of for thanksgiving.

I'm very sorry that Lowtax didn't show up this year and also sorry that things exploded so politically once again. Its starting to snow outside so I'd advise you to leave Cow Manor soon before the bridge gets washed out. Thanks for coming everyone.

*thrusts jackets towards you*

*way overstays*

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Big PP Energy
Hey guys I'm here.

What do you mean it's over?

gently caress you guys. I WORK MY loving rear end OFF!

EVERY. loving. DAY!

If you don't have any leftovers to give me I'm not leaving.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring
:ssh: were just waiting till the assholes clear out, grab a drink

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Big PP Energy
Is that Wild Turkey, sweet.

Hey Luvcow why do your eyes look all red like you've been crying or something this is Thanksgiving be HAPPY or at least drink more.

owls or something
Jul 7, 2003

It's about time they left. More booze please. Hey, your wife is pretty hot.

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Viridiant posted:

Is that Wild Turkey, sweet.

Hey Luvcow why do your eyes look all red like you've been crying or something this is Thanksgiving be HAPPY or at least drink more.

Allergies... *chugs drink*

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

owls or something posted:

It's about time they left. More booze please. Hey, your wife is pretty hot.

That's my indentured servant, she also lives at Cow Manor in a small room over the pony stables.

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Big PP Energy
Man you should have said it's your wife now owls or something is gonna be all over her all fuckin' night.

Motherfucker's got no sense of propriety.

you irl
Jan 22, 2014
wellll now things are heating up hey sweetie cmon over and give me some dessert heh heh

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
*Places microwave meal for one into microwave*

*sips on $2 wine by electric heater and pats dog on head*

Knows noone will arrive and it's work tomorrow

*Puts gun in mouth but chickens out again*

*Says to dog "Not today Shep, not today"*

Missing Name posted:



"Oh poo poo, grandma's choking on the stuffing again."

THAT loving GRANDMA ARGH

Mycroft Holmes
Mar 26, 2010

by Azathoth
I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving, I brought some pecan pie!

snuggle baby luvs hugs
Aug 30, 2005

VelociBacon posted:

mom dad im gay

mom dad so what

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002


nice windows media player taskbar icon human being shitlord

kill yourself

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Mycroft Holmes posted:

I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving, I brought some pecan pie!

You can put them over there next to Sweet Tea's shopping bag full of Colt 45s. Thanks for coming.

Three-Phase
Aug 5, 2006

by zen death robot
Try these carob snacks! Carob tastes just like chocolate!

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

TEAYCHES posted:

nice windows media player taskbar icon human being shitlord

kill yourself

lol ths

Mariana Horchata
Jun 30, 2008

College Slice

Luvcow posted:

*holding a huge pile of jackets in my arms*

Well once again it was wonderful having you over of for thanksgiving.

I'm very sorry that Lowtax didn't show up this year and also sorry that things exploded so politically once again. Its starting to snow outside so I'd advise you to leave Cow Manor soon before the bridge gets washed out. Thanks for coming everyone.

*thrusts jackets towards you*

i do the irish goodbye so often that i forget that some people find it extreemly rude. whatever, its not u - its me



label out

Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Nov 28, 2014

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme
*on couch wakes up with hangover, dick hanging out of underwear*

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

Top City Homo posted:

*on couch wakes up with hangover, dick hanging out of underwear*

*frightened goat runs by*

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

*is fully clothed and totally black out drunk spooning with golden retriever*

Luvcow
Jul 1, 2007

One day nearer spring

numberoneposter posted:

*is fully clothed and totally black out drunk spooning with golden retriever*

*jealous yellow lab watches from the corner*

School Nickname
Apr 23, 2010

*fffffff-fffaaaaaaarrrtt*
:ussr:

VelociBacon posted:

mom dad im gay

*stares blankly at the table for 2 minutes, then gets up to leave the room*

"Don't worry son, we'll fix you. We'll fix you..."

vyst posted:

My girlfriend is pregnant

"Well, at least there's that. Take care of your mother, she's after falling down"

*closes door quietly on the way out*

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you irl
Jan 22, 2014
*knocks on the door*

hey lets eat some turkey! what do you mean, yesterday?

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