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Luvcow posted:*slaps hand away from butt* *reeks of booze and bad cologne, a fat unshaven man with a medallion and uncollared shirt kneels down* Emma darling how are you? Who'se you're favorite uncle? * doesn't wait for an answer* that's right uncle Barry. Listen Emma my dear do you remember that card I sent you for your birthday? Do you still have? It had a Benjamin in there? I'd ask your father but you know grouchy old Nicky. *nervous laugh* You spent it on clothes? how much clothes does a 9 year old need, by God. Do you have any of it left over? Good I am going to need to borrow it for...medicine to get through this. Christmas is right around the corner so you will get a good bonus in your stocking
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Ars Arcanum posted:...shut the gently caress up, Dad. Boys, boys! Listen dear maybe go outside and feed your lama and let your dad cool down
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:23 |
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Top City Homo posted:*reeks of booze and bad cologne, a fat unshaven man with a medallion and uncollared shirt kneels down* Oh Barry..
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:24 |
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*Flushes toilet after taking a piss. Toilet immediately overflows. Family discovers the basement utility room is covered in backed up sewage* At least. That was my Thanksgiving.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:25 |
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I thought it was just the food that smelled like poo poo. More booze please.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:29 |
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My girlfriend is pregnant
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:32 |
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angerbot posted:Haven't heard of Lyndon Larouche? Let me just explain a few things
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:33 |
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Luvcow posted:Boys, boys! Listen dear maybe go outside and feed your lama and let your dad cool down For the last time, it's an ALPACA!
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:34 |
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welllll that was great, just great *unbuttons pants, farts* ahhhhhh hey how about some pie?
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:49 |
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*something obmacar something something tryptophan something zzzzzzzzzzz*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 02:51 |
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*holding a huge pile of jackets in my arms* Well once again it was wonderful having you over of for thanksgiving. I'm very sorry that Lowtax didn't show up this year and also sorry that things exploded so politically once again. Its starting to snow outside so I'd advise you to leave Cow Manor soon before the bridge gets washed out. Thanks for coming everyone. *thrusts jackets towards you*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 03:42 |
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Luvcow posted:*holding a huge pile of jackets in my arms* *way overstays*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 03:54 |
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Hey guys I'm here. What do you mean it's over? gently caress you guys. I WORK MY loving rear end OFF! EVERY. loving. DAY! If you don't have any leftovers to give me I'm not leaving.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:00 |
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were just waiting till the assholes clear out, grab a drink
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:01 |
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Is that Wild Turkey, sweet. Hey Luvcow why do your eyes look all red like you've been crying or something this is Thanksgiving be HAPPY or at least drink more.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:07 |
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It's about time they left. More booze please. Hey, your wife is pretty hot.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:07 |
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Viridiant posted:Is that Wild Turkey, sweet. Allergies... *chugs drink*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:09 |
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owls or something posted:It's about time they left. More booze please. Hey, your wife is pretty hot. That's my indentured servant, she also lives at Cow Manor in a small room over the pony stables.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:11 |
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Man you should have said it's your wife now owls or something is gonna be all over her all fuckin' night. Motherfucker's got no sense of propriety.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:17 |
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wellll now things are heating up hey sweetie cmon over and give me some dessert heh heh
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:17 |
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*Places microwave meal for one into microwave* *sips on $2 wine by electric heater and pats dog on head* Knows noone will arrive and it's work tomorrow *Puts gun in mouth but chickens out again* *Says to dog "Not today Shep, not today"* Missing Name posted:
THAT loving GRANDMA ARGH
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:22 |
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I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving, I brought some pecan pie!
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:34 |
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VelociBacon posted:mom dad im gay mom dad so what
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:36 |
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:39 |
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nice windows media player taskbar icon human being shitlord kill yourself
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:40 |
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Mycroft Holmes posted:I hope everyone had a good Thanksgiving, I brought some pecan pie! You can put them over there next to Sweet Tea's shopping bag full of Colt 45s. Thanks for coming.
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:42 |
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Try these carob snacks! Carob tastes just like chocolate!
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:46 |
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TEAYCHES posted:nice windows media player taskbar icon human being shitlord lol ths
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 04:51 |
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Luvcow posted:*holding a huge pile of jackets in my arms* i do the irish goodbye so often that i forget that some people find it extreemly rude. whatever, its not u - its me label out Mariana Horchata fucked around with this message at 04:58 on Nov 28, 2014 |
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*on couch wakes up with hangover, dick hanging out of underwear*
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Top City Homo posted:*on couch wakes up with hangover, dick hanging out of underwear* *frightened goat runs by*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 21:51 |
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*is fully clothed and totally black out drunk spooning with golden retriever*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 21:53 |
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numberoneposter posted:*is fully clothed and totally black out drunk spooning with golden retriever* *jealous yellow lab watches from the corner*
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# ? Nov 28, 2014 22:01 |
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VelociBacon posted:mom dad im gay *stares blankly at the table for 2 minutes, then gets up to leave the room* "Don't worry son, we'll fix you. We'll fix you..." vyst posted:My girlfriend is pregnant "Well, at least there's that. Take care of your mother, she's after falling down" *closes door quietly on the way out*
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*knocks on the door* hey lets eat some turkey! what do you mean, yesterday?
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