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I think of vaginas. Hairy vaginas.
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mdm posted:I think of vaginas. Hairy vaginas.
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Nov 28, 2014 07:27
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mdm posted:I think of vaginas. Hairy vaginas. that just makes it worse for me
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Nov 28, 2014 07:30
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have some goddamn pride and dignity. there are 2 outcomes. either your dick is small and nobody notices it, no harm no foul, or everybody gets to see the size of your dick
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Nov 28, 2014 07:31
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gary oldmans diary posted:pressure on the glans feels good though no im talking about something more like applying cricoid pressure only on ur pennis instead of ur neck, if ur doing it right it probably isnt going to feel good unless ur hosed in the head
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Nov 28, 2014 07:32
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gently caress da Mods posted:i meow and pretend to be a cat While exiting the room. Wow, that was a good thread.
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Nov 28, 2014 07:33
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Luvcow posted:Actually working on a patented flex belt that runs off four 9 volt batteries worn around the waist in a steam powered battery pack. You just flip the switch, make sure there's enough water, position the little steam vent and voila. I'm hoping to sell them for around $299.99. Oh poo poo when's the Kickstarter? Can I beta test? gently caress it. Don't hide that boner. Just tent pole it in your pants and swing that mother fucker around like you're leading the Peanuts balloon at the Macy's Thanksgiving Parade.
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Nov 28, 2014 07:58
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Pantsless Hero posted:While exiting the room. Wow, that was a good thread.  meooowww
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Nov 28, 2014 08:03
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The worst is when you have morning wood and have to both piss and poop.
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Nov 28, 2014 08:04
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Wintermutant posted:The worst is when you have morning wood and have to both piss and poop. lol @ u
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Nov 28, 2014 08:05
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Flex your thigh for a minute to stop having an erection
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Nov 28, 2014 08:12
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Show your boner off with pride OP. Don't be ashamed of it!
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Nov 28, 2014 08:18
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i thought the meowing like a cat guy was heavily suspected to be a troll or did he post followup stuff
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Nov 28, 2014 08:26
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thats what i liked about jnco jeans. you could walk around all day with a boner, and no one would know
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Nov 28, 2014 08:28
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Wow, I've always just thought of the decomposing corpses of elderly people. I guess I've been going about this the wrong way.
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Nov 28, 2014 08:47
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Unwanted erection? Just hang your fedora on it. Then you can say "M'lady" with a seductive pelvic thrust and not even get in trouble.
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Nov 28, 2014 13:43
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Just open up with saying the presentation is so loving awesome it gave you a boner.
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Nov 28, 2014 13:55
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get on your knees and crawl off the bus while meowing and licking your hand like its a paw so people will think your a cat and wont suspect the erctiom.
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Nov 28, 2014 13:59
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Oberleutnant posted:get on your knees and crawl off the bus while meowing and licking your hand like its a paw so people will think your a cat and wont suspect the erctiom. Thank you very much for reminding me of this. Some things never die. Like bonercatdude. May he meow forever.
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Nov 28, 2014 14:01
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kiss a man on the bus
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Nov 28, 2014 15:14
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Machete Or, just quit being a gross horndawg.
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Nov 28, 2014 15:16
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think about granny on the bowl, straining to dispose of last nights remains. imagine the smells. unless you're into that sort of thing
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