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Baba Ganoush
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Dengue_Fever
Sep 21, 2011

Can't beleive noone has said this. Anyone think the narrator sounded like Javier Bardem? Especially in the beginning?

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
i can't wait till the black storm trooper toys sell the worst and he get replaced in the next movie like mac and dennis switching characters.

Elukka
Feb 18, 2011

For All Mankind

a starwar betamax posted:

does he specifically say the clon wars is before the empire?
Kinda implied by the lightsaber being a weapon "for a more civilized age," which Obi-Wan personally used. Times had to have been better in living memory.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Elukka posted:

Kinda implied by the lightsaber being a weapon "for a more civilized age," which Obi-Wan personally used. Means times had to have been better in living memory.

well obi wan did go from warrior aristocrat, in an awesome temple fortress to living in a cave in the rear end end of no where.

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014

TOILETLORD posted:

i can't wait till the black storm trooper toys sell the worst and he get replaced in the next movie like mac and dennis switching characters.

he's obviously a rebel, has anybody mentioned this yet

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

sexy young infidel posted:

he's obviously a rebel, has anybody mentioned this yet

aren't we all rebels in our own way?

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe

TOILETLORD posted:

well obi wan did go from warrior aristocrat, in an awesome temple fortress to living in a cave in the rear end end of no where.

We've already established that Tatooine is not the rear end end of nowhere and is in fact probably the second most significant planet next to Coruscant.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Liquid Dinosaur posted:

We've already established that Tatooine is not the rear end end of nowhere and is in fact probably the second most significant planet next to Coruscant.

ok it's the detroit of the galaxy happy.

zakharov
Nov 30, 2002

:kimchi: Tater Love :kimchi:
Can't we handwave the Obi-Wan aging problem by saying it's the desert's effect on his skin?

Let's try it.

SniperWoreConverse
Mar 20, 2010



Gun Saliva
oobviously the empire has been ruling for a thousand years and obi wan was wistful for the age of jedi, or his romanticized version of how he always imagined it. There's only a handful of secret jedi in the galaxy, who train in hiding and do everything they can to be a thorn in the empire's side, but mostly struggle to keep the thread of the force going so it's not completely lost and forgotten.

Pre-IV Vader was basically a jedi killer who's main purpose was to eradicate all the force peeps except the secret cabal in the upper levels of empire. Join us or die. And before him it was the same thing, but he chose to join instead of die. Obi Wan just ran from it all instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TdaM5Mv-TTo

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
Can't wait for all of the exciting new hentai bound to cum out :wth:

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Gutcruncher posted:

I dont understand lightsabers. Why not just get a lasergun? Theyre light lightsabers except you get to use them from far away. Also whats the deal with these stupid lightsaber variants like tonfas or whips or nunchucks? A sword I can KINDA understand eventhough a gun would be more useful, but anything more stupid and complicated is just loving dumb as poo poo.

Lets not forget about this rear end in a top hat!


Yo rear end in a top hat, give me one good reason you are overcomplicating this? "Hey I lost all my reach and have to bend my arms weird ways to slash anything but at least I..."

because it's a stupid dumb fantasy movie with space wizards you sperg

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

Dengue_Fever posted:

Can't beleive noone has said this. Anyone think the narrator sounded like Javier Bardem? Especially in the beginning?

Benedict Cumberbatch, surely?

Liquid Dinosaur
Dec 16, 2011

by Smythe
Will there be an all new EU, for this whole cycle of bullshit to begin again?
And does anybody know how the userbase of Wookiepedia is handling the canon reboot thing? I imagine not well, but there might be some amusing anecdotes.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

Dengue_Fever posted:

Can't beleive noone has said this. Anyone think the narrator sounded like Javier Bardem? Especially in the beginning?

all scary voices should be dubbed over by gilbert gottfried

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks

whatis posted:

all scary voices should be dubbed over by gilbert gottfried

I wonder if the prequels would be better if you dubbed over jar-jar with gilbert gottfried.

whatis
Jun 6, 2012
why are you wondering that when the answer is obvious

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

whatis posted:

why are you wondering that when the answer is obvious

who's worse gilbert godfrey or fran drescher

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

this still wont manage to trick black people into watching these trash movies

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

TOILETLORD posted:

who's worse gilbert godfrey or fran drescher

what are you talking about gg owns

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

shiksa posted:

what are you talking about gg owns

look i just want them to have babies so we can get some more odd voices.

Slugs
Mar 11, 2014

I also think the cross guard is stupid. If perhaps it was recessed some so that a blade could not cut it off, then maybe it would be ok.

3 DONG HORSE
May 22, 2008

I'd like to thank Satan for everything he's done for this organization


drat i'm gonna miss the mullet

Tricky D
Apr 1, 2005

I love um!

Entropic posted:

I wonder if the prequels would be better if you dubbed over jar-jar with gilbert gottfried.

Better yet, replace Jar Jar with Iago the parrot.

Kilmers Elbow
Jun 15, 2012

Entropic
Feb 21, 2007

patriarchy sucks
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSm9DDxQv8E

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

no op im not excited about the new star wars trailer

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer

Parallax Scroll posted:

no op im not excited about the new star wars trailer

what the...

hackbunny
Jul 22, 2007

I haven't been on SA for years but the person who gave me my previous av as a joke felt guilty for doing so and decided to get me a non-shitty av
it's a safe bet that this movie is going to severely lack in testosterone

whatis
Jun 6, 2012

i'd watch this

Tom Sellout
May 27, 2011

$240 million of Johnny Walker Blue and Throatzilla's services.
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Snowglobe of Doom
Mar 30, 2012

sucks to be right
Someone already custombuilt a pop-out toy trisaber




https://vimeo.com/113298946

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Snowglobe of Doom posted:

Someone already custombuilt a pop-out toy trisaber




https://vimeo.com/113298946
compensating for his tiny tripenis

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