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The Mad Archivist posted:lol if you arent literally a cro-magnon hunter-gatherer *is an austropalithicus* What the... ?
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Parallax Scroll posted:myrtar what is the story behind him?
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contacts are pretty neat technology
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Nov 30, 2014 04:52
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TEAYCHES posted:contacts are pretty neat technology I had these wearable tech until an eyelash got under a lense while I was driving and I said never again to this wearable technology.
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Nov 30, 2014 05:33
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Cumt posted:Digital technology isn't helping us live better lives; it is creating a layer of abstraction that distances us from reality. Listen to your body, look at the world. i will not rest until I am literally a cybernetic being
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Nov 30, 2014 05:44
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clothes, op. clothes are "wearable tech." try my haircut. done with an electric haircutter machine. wearable tech. my shoes (are those clothes?) it's crazy how much TECH you take for granted!!
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Nov 30, 2014 05:53
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jesus i dont even like carrying a wallet. the very first thing I do when I get home, go to work, or get in my car is literally take everything out of my pockets. which is always just keys, wallet, and phone
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Nov 30, 2014 05:55
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nomadologique posted:clothes, op. clothes are "wearable tech." try my haircut. done with an electric haircutter machine. wearable tech. my shoes (are those clothes?)
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Nov 30, 2014 05:56
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nomadologique posted:clothes, op. clothes are "wearable tech." try my haircut. done with an electric haircutter machine. wearable tech. my shoes (are those clothes?) this thread has really gone off the rails.. lowtax should have specified wearable ELECTRONICS what a goofup this was
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Nov 30, 2014 05:56
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Nothing. I threw off the wristwatch decades ago as an oppressive piece of tech. I live free and unadorned, as evolution has declared is Right.
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Nov 30, 2014 05:58
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I used those special parts to make my robot friends, OP.
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Nov 30, 2014 05:58
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HoboZero posted:I used those special parts to make my robot friends, OP. I'm going to believe this is what you're talking about  
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Nov 30, 2014 06:15
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my DICK OP loooooooooool
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Nov 30, 2014 06:20
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Nanites are styling my hair as we speak
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Nov 30, 2014 06:31
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How are we defining tech here. in like 1850 or so, machine-woven textiles were still pretty new and cool. It was like 3d printing only it killed a lot more poor/black/poor and black people Anyway pretty sure all my textiles are machine woven except for that scarf grandma knitted for me I love you grandma
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Nov 30, 2014 06:46
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1gnoirents posted:jesus i dont even like carrying a wallet. the very first thing I do when I get home, go to work, or get in my car is literally take everything out of my pockets. which is always just keys, wallet, and phone Oh yeah, so in which pockets do you keep these various items? This is important.
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Nov 30, 2014 07:20
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Farmer Jimbo posted:This is my Christmas gift to all employees this year, did I make a horrible mistake? You should have got them a victorinox cybertool. It's like a swiss army knife for nerds with tiny screwdrivers and chip pullers.
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Nov 30, 2014 07:30
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monkey posted:You should have got them a victorinox cybertool. It's like a swiss army knife for nerds with tiny screwdrivers and chip pullers. It costs more than $30 and is a terribly sad corruption of a swiss army knife. Like a swa is already awkward, don't make it worse with a usb drive and nerd pliers.
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Nov 30, 2014 07:36
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If I can't have my finger tip flip open and reveal a USB inside then what's the point
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Nov 30, 2014 07:45
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Digital auto-changing colostomy bag
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Nov 30, 2014 07:50
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whuy change ur colostomy bag?
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Nov 30, 2014 07:51
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Wamdoodle posted:Oh yeah, so in which pockets do you keep these various items? This is important. all of them man, the phone sometimes moves to my back right on occasion my company gave me a workphone over a year ago now and I've had it on me exactly 0 times. they've offered to upgrade it to an iphone if id use it and i said no, plz thanks
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Nov 30, 2014 08:11
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I'm still waiting for wired clothes and shoes that harness static and kinetic energy to charge batteries and provide a full body gestural interface for AR glasses that stream facial recognition info so even you obsolete, off the grid, pre-gestalters are tracked and monitored at all times by a 1000 subveillant eyes.
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Nov 30, 2014 08:26
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mdm posted:Sometimes I wear underarmour I like to wear chainmail armour I consider myself lowtech
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Nov 30, 2014 09:25
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I don't have any, but as soon as someone invents a smartwatch that prevents premature ejaculation I'll be all over that poo poo
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Nov 30, 2014 10:42
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theperminator posted:I don't have any, but as soon as someone invents a smartwatch that prevents premature ejaculation I'll be all over that poo poo tajke a regular watch and fasten it as tight as u can around your nutsack above the nuts to close the pipe off hth
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Nov 30, 2014 10:49
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I have a latex sleeve that prevents child support
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Nov 30, 2014 11:02
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I wear pants. Sometimes
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I'm saving up for a smart bellybutton ring. gently caress figurative navel-gazing, I want to do it literally.
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