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Grendel: the original goon Weird looking. Hates loud parties and jocks. Lives with his Mom.
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Spanish Manlove posted:Ignatius Jacques Reilly This is the only valid answer, may as well close this thread. Also oblomov, the entire book is devoted to whether or not it's worth getting off the couch. Tite Barnacle fucked around with this message at 22:53 on Dec 1, 2014 |
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Alexander Portnoy
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He at least got some monkey pussy--more than one can say for most goons
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captain nemo in his underwater mancave avoids other people and has lots of fits
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goons be wishin they harry potter but they being ronaldish
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garantua and pantagruel both
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prince lev nikolayevich myshkin
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Harald posted:garantua and pantagruel both They were sticklers about cleanliness though???
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Menelaus, the cuck the launched a thousand ships
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Dec 1, 2014 23:25
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The civil war re-enactor from The Red Badge of Courage.
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Nietzsche
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Konstantin Treplev for sure Hell I think we're onto a major trend here and every protagonist in a major Russian work is pretty fuckin goony
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piggy from lord of the flies, obv
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Nanomashoes posted:They were sticklers about cleanliness though??? Using a goose as toilet paper seems like a very goony thing to do
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the underground man
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Celine was a bit of a goon, iirc he shits himself on a number of occasions in death on the installment plan...Cincinnatus c is also kinda goony in invitation to a beheading, if we're getting down with Russians itt
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I gotta go with Don Quixote here since we all know goons love making GBS threads and pissing themselves.
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Dec 1, 2014 23:57
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Engleby is a pretty interesting book and the protagonist is p much an ultragoon
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Dr. Charles and Emma Bovary
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darcy e: apart from the whole wealthy and attractive bit, obv
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Othello. Because cucking you see.
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SNOW CRASH
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Setzer Gabbiani posted:SNOW CRASH Hiro Protagonist is an ultra goon indeed he even manages to gently caress up a pizza delivery job
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He also never gets with YT, the underage girl, which is truly his worst regret.
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Kung Food posted:Dante. Wrote self-insert bible fan-fiction where he got to hang out with his favorite author and watch a bunch of people he hated being tortured. He was also desperately in love with a woman he only met twice and included her in his fan fictions. Fuuucking good answer here. He even wrote a manual on how to romance the ladies, despite being hung up on some lady he never banged.
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Arian_Samurai posted:Grendel: the original goon Wait, this also rules.
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anyone say conan, he is a gay dudes dream man.
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