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Frank Horrigan
Jul 31, 2013

by Ralp

TOOT BOOT posted:

its weird how the world's smartest man looks like a retard, i wonder if the biggest retard looks rly smart

why don't you post a picture so we can see?

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Borden
Jul 23, 2008

Zero Star posted:

Maybe she has a robot fetish

It's just like in SCUD the Disposable Assassin.

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES
Young Hawking looks like bat boy

Incredulous Dylan
Oct 22, 2004

Fun Shoe

Frank Horrigan posted:

why don't you post a picture so we can see?

Zippy the Bummer
Dec 14, 2008

Silent Majority
The Don
LORD COMMANDER OF THE UKRAINIAN ARMED FORCES

Frank Horrigan posted:

why don't you post a picture so we can see?

lol

Starving Autist
Oct 20, 2007

by Ralp

Aesop Poprock posted:

he should get strung up to a big robot puppet master that jauntily flails him around in my opinion and also he should get someone to fix his weird bulldog mouth thing he's got going on cause I'm sure he has the money

He is too smart to worry about trivialities like the appearance of his teeth or his overwhelming body odor.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN
Think his teeth are the least of his worries OP. Between contemplating the theory of everything and the fact he just poo poo himself for the 3rd time today, he ain't got time for teeth.

Also he's British.

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo
smart people have hosed up teeth. Airheads have perfectly white bleached straight ones. my experience at least.

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
Sure can't tell he's British by his accent :psyduck:

Anyways he's faking amyotrophic lateral sclerosis to avoid getting a real job; just another chav he is.

milkingmycow
Mar 28, 2008

by Cyrano4747
You've got no idea what your messin' with here boy
I've got 12 inch rims on my chair that's how I roll y'all
You look like someone glued a mustache on a troll doll
I'll be stretchin' out the rhyme like gravity stretches time
When you try to put your little pea brain against this kind of mind
I'm the best
I'm the Snoop Dogg of Science
I'll be dropping mad apples on your head from the shoulders of giants

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

benitocereno posted:

Did you hear he wants to be a Bond villain, I think that would be pretty cool

i didn't believe you so i googled it and yup, it is true.

hawking is awesome

AH_7921
Sep 1, 2013

I NEED HELP

forbidden lesbian posted:

he's british op

Strawberry Tofu
May 13, 2009

I don't know if the name was intentional or not though

Prokhor Zakharov
Dec 31, 2008

This is me as I make another great post


Good luck with your depression!

she cucked the poo poo out of him for real lmao

Chinatown
Sep 11, 2001

by Fluffdaddy
Fun Shoe

forbidden lesbian posted:

he's british op

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

Prokhor Zakharov posted:

she cucked the poo poo out of him for real lmao

He's considered to be the smartest man alive so who cares what some slut did to him

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

hey man Garth is awesome

Uranium 235
Oct 12, 2004

TOOT BOOT posted:

its weird how the world's smartest man looks like a retard, i wonder if the biggest retard looks rly smart
post your pic and ill tell you ahahahaha

edit this was my idea first

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
So can he like feel stuff? Does he have sensation in his bod. Can his penis..... feel a touch

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

lol i agree. stupid loving handicapped guy. your teeth look dumb as gently caress lmfao

FedEx Mercury
Jan 7, 2004

Me bad posting? That's unpossible!
Lipstick Apathy

a starwar betamax posted:

So can he like feel stuff? Does he have sensation in his bod. Can his penis..... feel a touch

Yes dumbass watch the movie. We already covered this ground.

Frank Horrigan
Jul 31, 2013

by Ralp
if hes so smart why hasnt he discovered a cure for crippleism?

ChairmanMeow
Mar 1, 2008

Fire up the grill everyone eats tonight!
Lipstick Apathy

Kaddish posted:

Can we stop being RACIST and talk about why this dudes teeth are JACKED. thanks

You do know British isn't a race?

Bea Nanner
Oct 20, 2003

Je suis excité!

ChairmanMeow posted:

You do know British isn't a race?

they arent even human OP

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

Bea Nanner posted:

they arent even human OP

worse than the applachians

odincode
Aug 12, 2010

People know what they do; frequently they know why they do what they do; but what they don't know is what what they do does.

Kaddish posted:

Seriously, look at his teeth. What the gently caress? Did he have them filed? WHY??



I'll be the dumb goon who actually answers to the joke question. Just in case you actually want an answer but no one will take you seriously.

Those are his bottom teeth, not filed, just roots that aren't super nice.

DONKEY SALAMI
Jun 28, 2008

donkey? donkey?

He was about to scream "fuuuuck" and his face froze like that

Moms don't lie

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
he just got a bad batch of vaccines.

Nigmaetcetera
Nov 17, 2004

borkborkborkmorkmorkmork-gabbalooins
He denied the greatness of the Lord.

RAGE HOLE
Jun 7, 2006

Stendhal Stockholm

Aw :(

Fishy Joe
Apr 19, 2005
Eat at Fishy Joe's

exspurt analcyst posted:

Sure can't tell he's British by his accent :psyduck:

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013

Police Automaton posted:

I bet I could take Stephen Hawking in a fight

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k



You have no chance against his 12 inch rims.

generative grammer
Jul 28, 2010

by FactsAreUseless
drat there's no clip of hawking's own voice before he became a total cripple

this sounds like a really bad comedy dub
http://youtube.com/watch?v=KJjC9T_k4j4&t=3m20s

theperminator
Sep 16, 2009

by Smythe
Fun Shoe

Kaddish posted:

Seriously, look at his teeth. What the gently caress? Did he have them filed? WHY??

He hasn't brushed his teeth in like, 40 years

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

Hingehead posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zn7-fVtT16k



You have no chance against his 12 inch rims.

lmao epic

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