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Harald
Jul 10, 2009

by Fluffdaddy
you accidentally slap yourself in the nuts with the belt buckle, that's a pretty bad feeling.

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Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:



im too fat for a belt

Mooktastical
Jan 8, 2008

Harald posted:

you accidentally slap yourself in the nuts with the belt buckle, that's a pretty bad feeling.

I have literally never done this. I hope the shame you feel hurts more than the pain.

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Why is your belt already on your pants when you're putting them on?

Wash your goddamn clothes.

open container
Sep 16, 2008

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Why is your belt already on your pants when you're putting them on?

Wash your goddamn clothes.

owned

a misanthrope
Jun 21, 2010

:burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug::burgerpug:

Harald posted:

you accidentally slap yourself in the nuts with the belt buckle, that's a pretty bad feeling.

how did you survive long enough to get a credit card and buy a forums account? how??

Noblesse Obliged
Apr 7, 2012

thats why i wear suspenders like a proper man

then i just let them hang out over the waistband and gently rock back and forth on elastic suspension like evolution intended

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
this is a v erotic thread

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Ron Paul Hype Man posted:

Why is your belt already on your pants when you're putting them on?

Wash your goddamn clothes.

qft lol

Secks Cauldron
Aug 26, 2006

I thought they closed that place down!
Sounds hot OP.

THE PENETRATOR
Jul 27, 2014

by Lowtax

Ratjaculation posted:

im too fat for a belt

Trochanter
Sep 14, 2007

It ain't no sin
to take off your skin, And dance around in your bones!

Harald posted:

When you're putting on pants
Okay, you lost me there.

Waltzing Along
Jun 14, 2008

There's only one
Human race
Many faces
Everybody belongs here

Harald posted:

you accidentally slap yourself in the nuts with the belt buckle, that's a pretty bad feeling.

go look in the mirror. yeah, that's worse

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Noblesse Obliged posted:

thats why i wear suspenders like a proper man

then i just let them hang out over the waistband and gently rock back and forth on elastic suspension like evolution intended

i've never seen someone wearing suspenders that wasn't an actor or fat, which one are you

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Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com

Robo Reagan posted:

i've never seen someone wearing suspenders that wasn't an actor or fat, which one are you
i'm a grizzled prospector, consarn it!

ha ha jk but i do use mustache wax in addition to my trouser braces

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