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Also "pikachu tomodachi" works in Japan. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FYP-0vdnwUw
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I noticed you getting up. May I walk next to you while you go wherever you were going?
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Guess what, I decided to become a cop! I finally got the hint right, because you were always calling them whenever I was around?
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Don't scream or I will slit your daughters throat I am sure it has worked on someone somewhere.
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"I noticed you checking out my propeller beanie..." *blasts an air horn in her date's ear, causing him to yell in distress* "What a pussy, am I right?" "What, this old thing?" *fires tranquilizer dart from ostentatious class ring* *she is looking over the crocodile pit. Sneaks up behind her and grabs her roughly by the shoulders, jerking her over the pit before pulling her back* "Saved your life!" "I was drawn to this place by your 'Kanok K'raa.' In your language, you would call it a 'soul call.' I believe us to be soul mates."
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personally I use a flamethrower. it can be useful against any shape-shifting aliens as well
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Machai posted:personally I use a flamethrower. it can be useful against any shape-shifting aliens as well And spies.
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Applewhite posted:And spies. https://wiki.teamfortress.com/w/images/7/76/Spy_autoonfire01.wav?t=20100625224824
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tfw when u cant find a girl to break the ice with..
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these are so lame but I realized im still too much of a pussy to actually do any of them
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 "You look like you might be interested in some great conversation."
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"Sup girl? My name's Dante"
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Dec 8, 2014 23:50
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hey where did u get those pink cotton panties. i noticed them when u bent over to pick up a pen 5 mins ago. im curious bc i want to wear some too.
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U want sum fuk?
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*i slowly back a souped up gremlin thru the glass walled coffee shop and roll down the window* hey good lookin u want to ride around in my gremlin and have sex, in my gremlin
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Gaunab posted:4. "You look like you might be interested in some great conversation." https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2WQufn1uzGw&t=49s I'm noticing that none of these tips can break ice.
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with a devastating drop kick
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11. Who's your favorite serial killer?
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sup. have u ever had sum1 rub a ice cube on ur rear end hole
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Bloody Hedgehog posted:Pretty sure ice-breakers/pick-up lines are considered rape now. [Confirmed Bachelor] Hello, handsome.
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SplitSoul posted:[Confirmed Bachelor] Hello, handsome. Not sure if pick up line or chance for critical hit.....
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Santheb posted:What does a 10,000 pound polar bear do? Way to gently caress up the line. Here is the proper exchange: D: Hey babe, whats your favorite animal? C: <who cares> D: That's nice, mine's a polar bear C: Oh yeah how come? D: Cuz they're real great at breaking the ice. Hi, my name's Cyril Sneer.
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