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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

lowtax suicide pact club

when he passes through the veil of this reality we join him

post on page 2 to sign up

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Mr. Meagles
Apr 30, 2004

Out here, everything hurts


i will join you lortax. we can play romhacks and drink admiral nelson on a vinyl couch for eternity together

nullEntityRNG
Jun 23, 2010

Mostly pseudo-random.
Kinda morbid to think about it. I mean in the future lowtax will be dead and this forum will be run by ghosts of the past. Preserved in time like amber.

:ohdear:

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014
So do we get to vote on menu items for the wake? I mean, might as well plan ahead...

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

nullEntityRNG posted:

this forum will be run by ghosts of the past. Preserved in time like amber.

gently caress yeah

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

exspurt analcyst posted:

So do we get to vote on menu items for the wake? I mean, might as well plan ahead...

ralp dip, shmorky salad, franco's little frankfurters, and gnarly goat lips

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

exspurt analcyst posted:

So do we get to vote on menu items for the wake? I mean, might as well plan ahead...

all the mods will have to deliver a eulogy in the form of a post and if enough people vote 1 the mod has to get buried with him

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

TEAYCHES posted:

ralp dip, shmorky salad, franco's little frankfurters, and gnarly goat lips

hahaha

Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
and my balls!

Masturbasturd
Sep 1, 2014

TEAYCHES posted:

ralp dip, shmorky salad, franco's little frankfurters, and gnarly goat lips

Sounds kosher! :jewish:
*plots location of nearest KFC*

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Lowtax I am dedicating this song to you

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=aeJ4kp1AwY4

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
Taking my AM poo poo making sure the tax is still kicking

The Duchess Smackarse
May 8, 2012

by Lowtax
I think that maybe before Lowtax dies, he should hold a contest to see who will inherit his legacy.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

lowtax's plane was shot down over the sea of japan. it spun in. there were no survivors.

Hingehead
Nov 24, 2013
Lowtax became brain dead after Uwe Boll punched him in the head a few times. Also Smorky killed Lowtax. So you see, Lowtax died quite a few times.

Flying Fortress
Oct 23, 2008

Doin my part to help
get well soon lowtax

Viridiant
Nov 7, 2009

Big PP Energy
Lowtax has stipulated in his will that when he dies, every member of Something Awful must be buried with him.

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
I'm sorry everyone. Lowtax's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. There were no survivors

Baba Ganoush
Oct 12, 2014
Dinosaur Gum
ok, which one of you guys shot him dow, fess up

Redmanred
Aug 29, 2005

My hometown japan
:japan:
Didn't Lowtax die in some boxing fight some years ago and is now one of the living dead?

Should close up the thread guys.

Yivgev
May 19, 2004

i brought my +1 ak-47

Yivgev posted:

lowtax's plane was shot down over the sea of japan. it spun in. there were no survivors.


Inevitable posted:

I'm sorry everyone. Lowtax's plane was shot down over the Sea of Japan. There were no survivors

<:mad:>

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

bump

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
most ppl dont know this but lowtax isnt alivre or dead hes undead. thats right lowtaxe is a werewolf u heard it hear first folk

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

ilikedirt posted:

most ppl dont know this but lowtax isnt alivre or dead hes undead. thats right lowtaxe is a werewolf u heard it hear first folk

??????????????!!!????????????????!!!!??????????????????!

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
I knew it already

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
im hate to be the bear of bad news. but its true u better watch out on full moon. cuz the tax is hungry for fleesh. human flesh

Wootman
Sep 6, 2014

by XyloJW
fourth

Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
the wolfman was techically undead after the first movie because he came back to life when the full moon's light fell upon his opened tomb, just a little trivia for you GBS

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy

TEAYCHES posted:

question for the op, does this mean if the thread falls off the first couple pages it will cause lowtax to die irl or if lowtax dies we have to stop posting in it

If Lowtax dies in this thread does he die in real life?

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down

Ivor Biggun posted:

If Lowtax dies in this thread does he die in real life?

yeah he does, sorry guys

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!
Get well soon.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler
stay safe lowtax werewolf

texaholic
Sep 16, 2007

Well it's floodin' down in Texas
All of the telephone lines are down
not dead yet.....

GrrrlSweatshirt
Jun 2, 2012
if this thread drops below 50 mph lowtax will explode

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE
Is he still alive now?

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PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie
So long as we remember Lowtax, he can never truly die.

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