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If the rear end-mar picked things that are promoting an unrealistic ideal they should take fisting off the list and replace it with scissoring
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I like that they're only banning "aggressive" whipping
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:If the rear end-mar picked things that are promoting an unrealistic ideal they should take fisting off the list and replace it with scissoring my heaven is 72 virgins scissoring
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Dec 10, 2014 20:49
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the best one by far is "•Penetration by any object “associated with violence” (such as a toy gun)"
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Valeyard posted:the best one by far is "•Penetration by any object “associated with violence” (such as a toy gun)" I imagine the guy writing that going "oooh yeahhhh toy gun penetration...."
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gnarlyhotep posted:I like that they're only banning "aggressive" whipping whipping is ok as long as both parties have expressions of disinterested malaise if she squirts its illegal though
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Valeyard posted:the best one by far is "•Penetration by any object “associated with violence” (such as a toy gun)" Dildos have been used as weapons in the GTA and Saints Row videogames so I guess those are associated with violence as well.
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:whipping is ok as long as both parties have expressions of disinterested malaise dammit Vyxyn now we have to do the whole scene over again
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I'm really wondering how British people have sex now.
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Valeyard posted:the best one by far is "•Penetration by any object “associated with violence” (such as a toy gun)"  “I went berserk when he came home with it. I couldn’t believe that he could pick that sort of thing up as a child - there should have been an age restriction on it,” said Greaves. “If the tool can cut through a pumpkin I’m sure it could cut through skin. Shay bought it with the intention of doing a pumpkin but if he had fallen over with it in his hand or pocket he could have injured himself. I was also concerned that if he’d not shown it to me he might have naively taken it into school and then what would have been the outcome? It could have landed him in trouble.” “We follow a strict Think 25 policy,” said a Tesco spokesperson. “We were concerned by this incident and acted immediately to ensure all pumpkin carving knives will trigger an age restriction till prompt.”
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it must be really pathetic and sad to be british
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This was passed because all the kids they're loving saw some weird stuff online and are freaking out the mps in the bedroom.
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I heard that hanging on in quiet desperation is the English way
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:lol why is female ejaculation dangerous
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fanged wang posted:it must be really pathetic and sad to be british it is
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Scenario: A 40 year old nanny who identifies as a female non-opressively opens the bedroom door of her single 50 year old employer who identifies himself as a male. She approaches his bed and gently caresses his shoulder. He rises. Her knickers drop to the floor. He asks her if she would like to engage in fornication in the missionary position in order to get consent, which both of them by law are recording on their cellphones. He replies affirmatively. She lays down next to him and he stares at her for some time masturbating before mounting her. Upon which time she gives final affirmation for the penetration of the penis object into her vagina. Is this British approved sex?
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Dec 10, 2014 22:32
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Hatchet Harry totally beat Smithy to death with a fifteen inch black rubber cock. "Associated with violence".
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How does this all line up with Zardoz? I seem to recall the penis being evil and associated with violence.
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People rage against porn because it warps children's expectations of women while children play super violent videogames where they beat women to death and then watch movies and tv shows where beautiful women are hacked to death.
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Lawrence Gilchrist posted:
First they came for my knives that were longer than 3.5" and I said nothing. Then they came for all knives that had locking blades, and I said nothing. Finally, they came for my pumpkin carving tools, and it was too late, no one could speak up for me because everyone's mouths have been replaced by quivering vaginas.
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i learned about paige turnah itt good thread imo
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am0kgonzo posted:i learned about paige turnah itt I relearned how awesome she and her massive rear end and hard looks were, strange and bizarre work with  Harmony aside 
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Baba Ganoush posted:Scenario: A 40 year old nanny who identifies as a female non-opressively opens the bedroom door of her single 50 year old employer who identifies himself as a male. She approaches his bed and gently caresses his shoulder. He rises. Her knickers drop to the floor. He asks her if she would like to engage in fornication in the missionary position in order to get consent, which both of them by law are recording on their cellphones. He replies affirmatively. She lays down next to him and he stares at her for some time masturbating before mounting her. Upon which time she gives final affirmation for the penetration of the penis object into her vagina. california college approved sex
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That is the most british thing I've ever seen.
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lady in the plaid jacket is cooler than any of us can ever hope to be
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God, the least they could've done was get a Diana impersonator out there.
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I think abuse porn is hosed up but as long as there's porn where the women abuse the men I guess it's OK.  The only thing I think should be completely banned (that's isn't) is animal abuse/dog fighting videos. Sephiroth_IRA fucked around with this message at 20:40 on Dec 12, 2014 |
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I'm so glad she remembered to bring a rug and thermos of Tea
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hosed up that men cant sit on womens faces. yet another reason we need #gamergate
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Were they singing that Monty Python "Sit On my Face" song at the protests, because come on, you gotta.Valeyard posted:the best one by far is "•Penetration by any object “associated with violence” (such as a toy gun)" Penises are associated with violence.
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Entropic posted:Were they singing that Monty Python "Sit On my Face" song at the protests, because come on, you gotta. https://vine.co/v/O6J3ltJgEn5 yup im pretty sure this is them singing that song
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