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shankerz
Dec 7, 2014

Must Go Faster!!!!!


So.... who's got some J/O crystals just lying around the house eh?

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Psygnosis
Jul 30, 2003
Are these crystals anything like the crystals in the final fantasy games?

shankerz
Dec 7, 2014

Must Go Faster!!!!!

Psygnosis posted:

Are these crystals anything like the crystals in the final fantasy games?

I guess their similar, there suppose to giving you raging boners?

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
im more of a j/o rune guy

Rodnik
Dec 20, 2003
GBS is the ultimate astral vortex. I've been to Sedona Arizona so I know all about this kind of poo poo.

RainMaker
Oct 25, 2012

This is me every time you post.
Wait. So it'll only charge if he's jacking it with someone else? Would jacking it with three or more make it explode?

Lawman 0
Aug 17, 2010

crystals are healing op

KiteAuraan
Aug 5, 2014

JER GEDDA FERDA RADDA ARA!


Crystal powers make you into a withered little bird Muppet. I do not recommend.

Robbie Fowler
May 31, 2011
no oval office

Motorola 68000
Apr 25, 2014

"Don't be nice. Be good."
The crystal is not around his neck in the AD.

EvilJoven
Mar 18, 2005

NOBODY,IN THE HISTORY OF EVER, HAS ASKED OR CARED WHAT CANADA THINKS. YOU ARE NOT A COUNTRY. YOUR MONEY HAS THE QUEEN OF ENGLAND ON IT. IF YOU DIG AROUND IN YOUR BACKYARD, NATIVE SKELETONS WOULD EXPLODE OUT OF YOUR LAWN LIKE THE END OF POLTERGEIST. CANADA IS SO POLITE, EH?
Fun Shoe
Crystal Powers would be a great name for a stripper.

Maldoror
Oct 5, 2003

by R. Guyovich
Nap Ghost

timp
Sep 19, 2007

Everything is in my control
Lipstick Apathy
Sex is a beautiful thing that is shared by adults who love each other

Fiend
Dec 2, 2001
It's an interactive, live-action "Cock Hero" clone. We're calling it "Jack and the Kingdom of Crystal Pulls" and all you need is an XBox Gold subscription, a Kinect, and a box of tissue - your fist will do the rest.

Spanish Manlove
Aug 31, 2008

HAILGAYSATAN
Crystal Powers is my stripper name

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Spanish Manlove posted:

Crystal Powers is my stripper name

did you finally graduate nursing school like you told me you would

gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005
stripper names are 1 word sorry guys

i am that dirty guy who gets to share that info with you but whatever sometimes a guy gotta gently caress some strippers

Ratjaculation
Aug 3, 2007

:parrot::parrot::parrot:




im in

RainMaker
Oct 25, 2012

This is me every time you post.

He's so pretty.

concerned mom
Apr 22, 2003

by Lowtax
Grimey Drawer
Looking for a str8 JO or BJ bro, sorry no fags

logical phalluses
Mar 18, 2009

The living look upon the corpse with their eyesight,
But without eyesight lingers a different living and looks
curiously on the corpse.

Rodnik posted:

GBS is the ultimate astral vortex. I've been to Sedona Arizona so I know all about this kind of poo poo.

how much turquoise do you own?

Pochoclo
Feb 4, 2008

No...
Clapping Larry
Looking to slurp on some straight cock, swallow all that straight cum. Straights only no homo

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

Wanted this thread to be about Crystal Waters instead.

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_KztNIg4cvE

super sweet best pal
Nov 18, 2009

gary oldmans diary posted:

im more of a j/o rune guy

You can use runes carved into crystals but that's crazy expensive.

If you're buying cheap, stick to runes on grey stone tablets or individual runes carved in rocks, those require only an entry level runic knowledge. Runes on metal should only be attempted by a master blacksmith or goldsmith and therefore have a higher base price unless you're buying from some dodgy back alley dealer (bad idea, your dick could turn into a toad). Most people who want to J/O to runes and crystals at the same time usually hire a goldsmith to engrave runes on the jewelry band because runes carved directly on crystal should only be attempted by a mythic tier runesinger with an equal level of gem carving.

Slaapaav
Mar 3, 2006

by Azathoth

shankerz posted:



So.... who's got some J/O crystals just lying around the house eh?

holy poo poo this is so old

shankerz
Dec 7, 2014

Must Go Faster!!!!!

Slaapaav posted:

holy poo poo this is so old

They only get worse..... there is one about a chesee grader and other men showing up to have their wants slightly graded for his salads.

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

from the nightmare fear factory thread

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



EvilJoven posted:

Crystal Powers would be a great name for a stripper.

My exact thought when I first saw the thread title.

I. M. Gei
Jun 26, 2005

CHIEFS

BITCH



ruddiger posted:

Wanted this thread to be about Crystal Waters instead.

I would've preferred Crystal Bottoms.

shankerz posted:

They only get worse..... there is one about a chesee grader and other men showing up to have their wants slightly graded for his salads.

Link, please.

Hell Yeah
Dec 25, 2012

Charging my JO meter: The more I JO with my JOBro, the more powerful i become. When the meter is full I can unleash a devastating super JO.

Terry Francona
Jan 20, 2004

by Cowcaster

Wizgot posted:

The crystal is not around his neck in the AD.

somethingawful bf
Jun 17, 2005

somethingawful bf fucked around with this message at 03:46 on Dec 12, 2014

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shankerz
Dec 7, 2014

Must Go Faster!!!!!


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