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Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

lets just pick a worldwide dictator at random every four years

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Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

Phoon posted:

lets just pick a worldwide dictator at random every four years

Miracle Man would be the best for humanity.

Have absolute control, begrudgingly force people to do what's best for humanity, build a huge gently caress off tower-mountain to live in because he hates babysitting so much

Slurin
Jul 17, 2008
I am a coward who makes grandiose claims and then runs away when asked for evidence. Please ignore everything I have to say.
Thank god the first budget passed in eight years! Why didnt they just pass a bs cr like the usually do? Harry reid trying to act a hero because be like he finally put legislation up for vote in the senate?

Kempo Yellow Belt
Jan 5, 2012
Fun Shoe

IceAgeComing posted:

perhaps you could keep them on the two aircraft carriers that we are building without any planes that can fit on them

in order to save fuel, lets try an airlift them using the V-22 osprey

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
i'm changing my party affiliation to Xena Cylon and for vice prez Blond Cylon

Teriyaki Hairpiece
Dec 29, 2006

I'm nae the voice o' the darkened thistle, but th' darkened thistle cannae bear the sight o' our Bonnie Prince Bernie nae mair.
When will we finally put Multivac in charge?

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch

Phoon posted:

lets just pick a worldwide dictator at random every four years

imagine random lf goon becoming world dictator

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

IceAgeComing posted:

imagine random lf goon becoming world dictator

I vote my self since 90% of the time i'm in a huge office chair with a cat on my lap.

Phoon
Apr 23, 2010

IceAgeComing posted:

imagine random lf goon becoming world dictator

its gonna be a wild ride

Plafop
Oct 11, 2012

by Ralp

IceAgeComing posted:

imagine random lf goon becoming world dictator

I'm for it.

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW
since the government never shut down i don't understand the thread title.

Egbert Souse
Nov 6, 2008

Thanks Obama

IceAgeComing
Jan 29, 2013

pretty fucking embarrassing to watch
actually an lf goon wouldn't be that bad: they'd probably end up crying in their office more than actually trying to implement maoist-thirdworldism or whatever poo poo they're now into

Panamaniac
Jun 18, 2007

HEROES NEVER DIE

Phoon posted:

lets just pick a worldwide dictator at random every four years

Got a 1/3rd chance it'll be someone from India or China.

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

IceAgeComing posted:

actually an lf goon wouldn't be that bad: they'd probably end up crying in their office more than actually trying to implement maoist-thirdworldism or whatever poo poo they're now into

lol true

Who Is Paul Blart
Oct 22, 2010
Death to America lmao

flick my Mr. Bean
Nov 18, 2014

Good. I'm tired of America being lukewarm lovely. It either needs to get fixed or crash and burn but do it before I die so I can see it.

The Protagonist
Jun 29, 2009

The average is 5.5? I thought it was 4. This is very unsettling.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S5ZSDCvUwN8

sexy young infidel
Nov 13, 2014

Faggot of the Year
2012, 2014
it also never even shut down the last time, just wanted to mention this again lol. 17% of the federal government going on a two week vacation isn't a shutdown

edit: lol a paid vacation. so glad i don't pay taxes

TOILETLORD
Nov 13, 2012

by XyloJW

sexy young infidel posted:

it also never even shut down the last time, just wanted to mention this again lol. 17% of the federal government going on a two week vacation isn't a shutdown

edit: lol a paid vacation. so glad i don't pay taxes

only 1 person got laid off

Ekster
Jul 18, 2013

vote anime marxism

vote goon

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Celery Jello
Mar 21, 2005
Slippery Tilde

Ekster posted:

vote anime marxism

vote goon

mr chairman I yield the remainder of my ki to the gentlesaiyan from delaware

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