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It's only because they traded away Kurt Warner that Miami Heat is at 10-12 this year While it's cool that the Navy has a usable laser weapon, it actually won't work any place where the UV is higher than 4. It's simply physics, really. The extra UV particles from the sun bombards the laser particles and causes them to break down within 2 meters. The first time the United States government shut down was in 1743 because of the Lincoln assassination. The last time it shut down? 1743. The Sony leaks are actually a tried and true method of advertising used previously by the company. Although this time it was used for advertising the new movie about North Korea, in 1981, they released early information about the users of their upcoming television the playstation 3. The first magazine printed after the printing press was invented in 1492 was a porno featuring Queen Elizabeth the 4th and Pope John Henry the 2nd. the 3 stooges is based on a destroyed 1928 film about 3 nazi's trying to track down an escaped prisoner thanks for the thread tag gnarly 
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im gay
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Dec 12, 2014 05:51
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bensnotacat posted:im gay granted there is a whole forum for this thread idea http://forums.somethingawful.com/forumdisplay.php?daysprune=30&forumid=46 i thought a gbs thread might be fun too
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Dec 12, 2014 05:53
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Steve Jobs purposely designed the shittiest OS imaginable in an effort to tank the early 'PC' market. Much to the chagrin of Steve Wozniak.
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Dec 12, 2014 05:55
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ehhh mostly i agree with bensnotacat so far but may as well keep it going
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Dec 12, 2014 05:57
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its loving easy to make good, funny, readable posts. you just think of something funny, using your innate wit and cutting-edge sense of humor, and post it.
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Dec 12, 2014 06:01
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Poetic Justice posted:granted there is a whole forum for this thread idea lol this is a good joke for real
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Dec 12, 2014 06:04
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Man I'm so glad I'm a successful and productive member of society, and not some spergy jobless goon. I mean how could I get by day to day without my witty encounters with that guy from accounting?
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Dec 12, 2014 06:10
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The g-spot is located in the anime zone
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Dec 12, 2014 06:18
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Alright this is the security office right here. Stack up on me. In position. Lazing for gun run. Heads on a swivel, guys. Contact right. Near ambush. Rodney, on me! Roger. One tango K-I-A HOW COPY over. You got roger that? Sweeping forward! Nice and slow guys, nice and slow. Dictate it on our terms. Sectors are cleared.
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Dec 12, 2014 06:21
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ranch dressing was invented during the great american depression as a cheap way to get all your nutrients in a easy to eat form. However, in the Triangle Shirtwaist Factory Fire, it was found to be extremely flammable, and has been attacked by feminists world wide ever since.
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Dec 12, 2014 06:36
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Poetic Justice posted:It's only because they traded away Kurt Warner that Miami Heat is at 10-12 this year why did you make a thread to imitate me?
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Dec 12, 2014 06:42
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Abe lincoln destroyed the spirit of the usa by federalizing it instead of leaving it as an eu style of associated but independent countries
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Dec 13, 2014 04:30
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of course torture works
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Dec 13, 2014 04:31
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so you want a thread full of sex stories?
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Dec 13, 2014 04:38
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India needs to just stop the rapings already
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Dec 13, 2014 04:41
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anime is the purest form of art known to mankind e: mods didn't know
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Dec 13, 2014 04:42
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My finals
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Dec 13, 2014 04:44
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How to build a pool: First dig the hole. Then tile the sides. Then add water, salt, any chemical you want. Now go swimming. Bam. That poo poo was easy.
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Dec 13, 2014 04:50
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Hey guys it's me Toiletlord
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Dec 13, 2014 05:26
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Question: If two people were to go rear end to rear end, and begin, I believe someone here once referred to it as "Chunneling," would the presence of one person's poop trigger a reaction in the body of the other person, such as an infection or something akin to a transplant rejection? Or would the the poop being constantly mixed together as both people's poop keep the perpetual pooping machine going as long they can hold together?
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Dec 13, 2014 05:34
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https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z_MStm5udrE
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Having friends and being popular is pretty cool and I can't possibly answer all the messages and texts I get everyday
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Dec 13, 2014 05:53
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the way you sheathe your katana... not very bushido man
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chocolate is great in the freezer
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The secret for your woman to achieve a mind blowing orgasm is to use a technique called the Clit Slap, whereby the male takes his flaccid penis and slaps it agains the females clitoris. This will produce strong sensations in the females vagina by way of a release of endorphins and other cryomorphic chemicals being released from the woman's brain. Studies have suggested that this technique might also encourage pregnancy and that couples trying fora child could adopt this method to help their efforts.
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Dec 13, 2014 08:58
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The key to great posting isn't about humor or wit, it's about being able to connect on an emotional level with your fellow posters. It's about eth
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Dec 13, 2014 09:01
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No, you should totally use the No. 43 "light brown" - it matches your complexion so much better. For the eyes I'd go with the blue eye polish as this, combined with that eye pencil thing, will be stunning. Finally, for the cheeks, use this shaving brush thing and slap that red stuff all over.
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Capitalism is not very good at addressing the material and psychological needs of the vast majority of people. The increasing concentration of wealth and power to an ever smaller number of mortal, isolated and myopic elites is systemically unstable and will result in disaster for humanity. I suspect many will die violently. I believe a world united by socialist, democratic principles would alleviate this, but cynically think that tribalism and tyranny is the default state of civilisation. Furthermore, the past century of welfarism, relative wealth equality and increased civil liberties is merely a blissful reprieve enjoyed by a small minority of humans. TLDR: faaaaaaaarrt Trochanter fucked around with this message at 15:14 on Dec 13, 2014 |
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Dec 13, 2014 15:05
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THS is to communism as I am to anime.
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It is important to exersize tour hands...finger muscles... before playing guitar because many of the wires you have to push down on are very stiff and resist your pushes. Occasionally you will be called upon to push down.on more than one wire at once....this is called a "cord" and it is a combination of sounds. When this happenes you will certainly be thankful for the time spent in finger exersice......because you will be pressing....with gusto
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