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numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

klapman posted:

this is a good story
i agree he bailed my thread out

im so hung over holy gently caress, still wouldnt want to be harry though haha

he left a note, "LOST WALLET, PLEASE FIND, MIGHT BE IN ON SUNDAY...MAYBE"

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Stoic Commie
Aug 29, 2005

by XyloJW
what's harry's # i'm gonna hire him for my warband

Suck a Dick No Homo
Apr 22, 2008
Once I was working some fancy silent auction charity event, I'm talking like $5,000 a seat.Most were taken by big companies and it seemed like some of the people didn't even want to be there. One guy got super trashed and started trying to dance with everyone, it went on for like two hours. We kept trying to get him to go home, we offered to pay for his cab, everything. He refused and was belligerent and starting pushing people and eventually the police came and took him away. After the whole thing was over my friend and I were smoking a joint outside and he was in the paddy wagon screaming HELP! HEEEELLPPP!!! and making a ruckus. What did he think we were going to do, stage a daring jailbreak?

Wonder what happened to that guy.

time is a wastin
Sep 11, 2011
Bring back old GBS

The_Raven
Jul 2, 2004

Upon this a question arises: whether it be better to be loved than feared or feared than loved?
Good thing you aren't a seal, eh?

Ocean Book
Sep 27, 2010

:yum: - hi
some people arent good at drinking. it sounds like your friend isnt good at drinking. you should suggest to him that he stop drinking because he isnt good at it, op

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
AMA about kicking someone's rear end with a shovel

Ignatius M. Meen
May 26, 2011

Hello yes I heard there was a lovely trainwreck here and...

Windows 98 posted:

AMA about kicking someone's rear end with a shovel

did they live or did you get some gravedigger overtime afterwards?

fappenmeister
Nov 19, 2004

My hand wields the might

In Australia blood may be spilled, but then the combatants drink a beer together and laugh about it afterwards.

Tony Homo
Oct 30, 2014

by zen death robot
My understanding is that all Aussies act violent?

My favorite video from the Australia thread:
Damo and Darren

http://youtu.be/vmL72sgVdAQ

Ghaz
Nov 19, 2004

numberoneposter posted:

i agree he bailed my thread out

im so hung over holy gently caress, still wouldnt want to be harry though haha

he left a note, "LOST WALLET, PLEASE FIND, MIGHT BE IN ON SUNDAY...MAYBE"

op... dont u see he's clearly just mad he lost his wallet

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

Decebal posted:

This wouldn't have happened if you had a gun, OP. Move to a country that reveres freedom.

Professor Shark
May 22, 2012

numberoneposter posted:

i agree he bailed my thread out

That's what friends are for #1 Buddy! :)

numberoneposter
Feb 19, 2014

How much do I cum? The answer might surprise you!

when i used to work at starbucks like a decade ago i had a kid quit after 2 weeks saying "IM GETTIN FUCKIN BURNED OUT DUDE!" and throw his apron on the floor and walk out.

wish i had done the same sooner TBH

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let it mellow
Jun 1, 2000

Dinosaur Gum

Squelch Hardon posted:

Bring back old GBS

gonna hit you with THE CLUB fuckre

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