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MegaGatts
Dec 12, 2004

The Enteroctopus dofleini, also known as the giant Pacific octopus (GPO) or North Pacific giant octopus, is a large marine cephalopod belonging to the phylum Mollusca and is tripping balls.
I don't like this thread at all.

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Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
*dies when the WTC collapses because family stopped caring and social security isn't enough so she had to take a job there as a secretary and wounded her leg while trying to escape*

Hobo Siege
Apr 24, 2008

by Cowcaster

MegaGatts posted:

I don't like this thread at all.

The things I've done to maintain my goon cred since someone bought me this avatar... What am I becoming? What have I posted?

waaahhh *somehow falls forward out of her stair lift and lays gurgling on the floor for 10 hours*

a hole-y ghost
May 10, 2010

*lays on floor in agony with a broken leg after tripping while getting back into her chair to play second life with an imaginary family because all of her real family is dead, is unable to reach phone or microphone or anything that would allow her to call for help*

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy
*gets beaten by five gangsters as a show of force during a bank robbery, won't stop bleeding all over the nice carpet*

Windows 98
Nov 13, 2005

HTTP 400: Bad post
WORLLLLLLDDDDDDD STARRRRRRRRRR

brainsforbrains
Jul 12, 2009

I'll be your Valentino
We'll ride upon an omnibus and then the casino
"Oh my goodn...ABLEURK!"
*dies of fatal embolism, is slowly devoured over a matter of weeks by her dozen starving cats

JimsonTheBetrayer
Oct 13, 2010

Game's over, and fuck you Jimson. It's not my fault that you guys couldn't get your shit together by deadline. No one gets access to docs because I don't fucking care anymore, I hope you all enjoyed ruining my game, and there won't be another.
"It's okay dear, if you need to steal you need it more than me." An old white women being robbed by 2 black boys. One of them called her a racist bitch because of the klan hood they found in her house. The other slit her throat. Little do they know, it belonged to her husband a reformed klansmen who personally marched with MLK. They kept it on the mantle as a reminder of there journey.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


I'm only wounded because my grandson PixieDream doesn't visit me anymore

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
lies in diabetic coma while cats eat ears, finger and toe tips

PixieDreamGirl
Apr 29, 2014

2014; The year I whored myself out for title changes.

Yo, I don't care what y'all do,how y'all do or where y'all do it, just keep it gangsta and never pay for an av change, have someone else do it- Ya boy Pixie

Tiny Lowtax posted:

I'm only wounded because my grandson PixieDream doesn't visit me anymore

I don't visit you anymore because you're a drag! Always complaining about how you never reached your life goal of becoming a mod.

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


PixieDreamGirl posted:

I don't visit you anymore because you're a drag! Always complaining about how you never reached your life goal of becoming a mod.

hosed up if true

Ivor Biggun
Apr 30, 2003

A big "Fuck You!" from the Keyhole nebula

Lipstick Apathy
You cursed brat! Look what you've done! I'm melting! melting! Oh, what a world! What a world! Who would have thought a good little girl like you could destroy my beautiful wickedness? Oooooh, look out! I'm going! Oooooh! Ooooooh!

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Rodatose
Jul 8, 2008

corn, corn, corn
*impaled upon staircase railing, sees servant fleeing past with drawer full of jewels* Nooooo esteban... I trusted you...

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