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Salt Fish
Sep 11, 2003

Cybernetic Crumb

Howard Beale posted:

Here, have a 8GB flash drive for sixty bucks. We call it a Digital Photo Storage Vault because it sounds more impressive.

Oh, you wanted something bigger? Of course you do, cause you're rich and you wipe your rear end with twenties. Have 16 whole GB for a hundred, then. You're welcome.

That comes with software that autolaunches and scrapes the disks for any images it can find. Could be good for grabbing your roommates porn and selfies while they aren't looking.

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guidoanselmi
Feb 6, 2008

I thought my ideas were so clear. I wanted to make an honest post. No lies whatsoever.

It upsets me that they have reviews for some items. I really need to know people's experiences before I drop some pocket change on that sub.

e: http://www.hammacher.com/Product/Default.aspx?sku=12344&refsku=12230&xsp=2&promo=xsells i hope this is a sting operation for foreign OFAC red-list countries.

guidoanselmi fucked around with this message at 09:06 on Dec 19, 2014

naem
May 29, 2011

Rich people sure like being underwater

Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

naem posted:

Rich people sure like being underwater

I mean that was the whole point of Bioshock, separate the new pure rich people moneycity from the commoners who can't afford submarines.

BluPotato
Jul 18, 2006

naem posted:

Rich people sure like being underwater

They like the idea that their money excludes them from being subjected to the laws of nature.

AddMEonFacebook
Dec 3, 2012

by Cowcaster

Three Olives posted:

There are a few of these that roam my neighborhood bar hopping, it actually looks kind of fun if you have a nice buzz going on.

http://www.thebuzzbike.com/

this is the future of transportaion after cars are no longer viable. The theory goes that people will still want to get wasted.

AddMEonFacebook
Dec 3, 2012

by Cowcaster

BluPotato posted:

They like the idea that their money excludes them from being subjected to the laws of nature.

goddamn thing got stuck at the bottom of the lake again....

AddMEonFacebook
Dec 3, 2012

by Cowcaster

Bagarthach posted:

Just in case some people missed this earlier...


defeat.jpg

I want one, actually.

AddMEonFacebook
Dec 3, 2012

by Cowcaster

Parallel Paraplegic posted:

Are you kidding? Old money buys entire rooms full of furniture that nobody is allowed to sit on, of course they would buy this poo poo to try to fill the ever-widening black void where their soul should be.

Money is an enormous joke, is the thing.

Amen to that.

AddMEonFacebook
Dec 3, 2012

by Cowcaster

I've seen androids way more advanced than that pos

Frozen Horse
Aug 6, 2007
Just a humble wandering street philosopher.

The upfront cost seems steep, but the real question is if it's quiet and how much range it has once stuffed full of bricks of cocaine.

naem posted:

Rich people sure like being underwater

Just like all those mortgage-backed securities that they were able to get bailed out of.

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

AddMEonFacebook posted:

I've seen androids way more advanced than that pos

Same. My Real Doll, Stacy, has more functions than that thing.

Tenzarin
Jul 24, 2007
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Taco Defender

Frozen Horse posted:

The upfront cost seems steep, but the real question is if it's quiet and how much range it has once stuffed full of bricks of cocaine.

It all makes sense now, this isn't for anyone its for drug traffickers! The flying bicycle makes sense now since there are no laws in the sky.

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

large bulbous soft flexible head

DoctorWhat
Nov 18, 2011

A little privacy, please?
it looks like a turkey baster

VendaGoat
Nov 1, 2005

gnarlyhotep posted:

large bulbous soft flexible head

Just like their customer base :rimshot:

Edit:

DoctorWhat posted:

it looks like a turkey baster

Well, it is going to be used on a bird :rimshot:


Tip your waitress!

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
That not-sextoy is the only reasonably priced thing ive seen from them

Code Jockey
Jan 24, 2006

69420 basic bytes free
does it work whilst driving my underwater car though

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
If you buy their $450 inverter

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Fetus Tree posted:

That not-sextoy is the only reasonably priced thing ive seen from them

8' long power cord allows you to reach anywhere

Fetus Tree
Feb 2, 2003
Probation
Can't post for 2 years!
drop it in from the top and come out the bottom

works even for the tallest nba player

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

Lol the size small is a 40" chest, their target audience is obese people

gnarlyhotep
Sep 30, 2008

by Lowtax
Oven Wrangler

Fetus Tree posted:

drop it in from the top and come out the bottom

works even for the tallest nba player

you can massage your piles of money with it

HEY VAPER
May 15, 2014

by XyloJW

To be fair most cars owned by aging rich white people may as well be 1:1 scale models because they won't ever get driven. There's even old dudes who bring non-running glorified rolling chassis to car shows on trailers, only to sit in a lawn chair and yell at anybody who gets within a foot of it. They even often put a block in them to make it look like a runner. If you don't believe me, go to any corvette car show ever.

naem
May 29, 2011

HEY VAPER posted:

To be fair most cars owned by aging rich white people may as well be 1:1 scale models because they won't ever get driven. There's even old dudes who bring non-running glorified rolling chassis to car shows on trailers, only to sit in a lawn chair and yell at anybody who gets within a foot of it. They even often put a block in them to make it look like a runner. If you don't believe me, go to any corvette car show ever.

This is how they treat trophy wives too

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Shame Boy
Mar 2, 2010

HEY VAPER posted:

Lol the size small is a 40" chest, their target audience is obese people

Now now, it could be rich ubermensch with giant muscular chests, or sexy ladyboys with breast implants :fap:

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