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Colorfinger
Feb 5, 2001

Show status: dead as gently caress


Hi Internet!

My name is Colorfinger, and I sing for the Internet. I took a bit of a break from doing this in GBS and started making some videos, but I wanted to come back to do it again once in a while. That video up there is one of my recent videos that I recorded with my wife. If you want to know what we sound like, click that.

Some nights, I play piano, sing, and play guitar (not all at once) over a live audio feed while people listen. It's one of those random nights tonight, and I'd love for you to come and join me.

It's a lot of fun - you should come!

Facebook: http://www.facebook.com/#!/pages/Josh-Jones/153170099792
Twitter: http://www.twitter.com/sacolorfinger

How to submit requests
In Google, search for "My Song Name by My Artist Chords". You are specifically looking for chords and not tabs. Chords look like this:

code:
A B C
Words words words
Tabs look like this:

code:
+---0---1---2
+---x---x---x
+---0---0---0
+---x---x---x
+---x---x---x
+---x---x---x

Why A Request Doesn't Get Played

There are normally more requests than I can handle during a show. There are also a lot of songs that get requested that I've never heard - since I do the majority of the sight reading by ear, I have to have a vague idea of how the song sounds to perform it.

What Equipment Am I Listening To?

2009 Yamaha Clavinova CVP-401, 1996 Canadian Simon & Patrick Cedar, 1986 US Fender Stratocaster, 2013 Les Paul Studio, AKG C2000B

If you want to know what I look like here's a video I made with my wife.

Colorfinger fucked around with this message at 05:40 on Dec 14, 2014

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shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
sing what a wonderful world like you were ace ventura talking out of your butt

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
play piano man!!

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


op which one are you in the pic?

Think Thin!
Sep 17, 2006

Pick posted:

play piano man!!

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Whoa whoa whoa a Colorfinger show out of nowhere

These turn your Saturday night frowns upside down

Doctor J Off
Dec 28, 2005

There Is
play macho man http://tabs.ultimate-guitar.com/v/village_people/macho_man_crd.htm

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
u should play a nicki minaj song

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
these own super hard and everyone should listen

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
the color of his finger is brown, bc he fingers his butt, while playing music, bc it feels good

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
Get in here you rear end-butts and listen to an awesome show!

El Golden Goose
Jul 23, 2007
Yeah this is pretty cool, everybody should listen

ilikedirt
Oct 15, 2004

king of posting
this BITCH is to scared to play the dog ending theme....

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle
its not working for me, whatever

have fun listening to a guy play cover songs yall ill have to resort to my substitute, go to a college party and find the guy who picks up an acoustic guitar and plays it til everyone leaves

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


shiksa posted:

its not working for me, whatever

have fun listening to a guy play cover songs yall ill have to resort to my substitute, go to a college party and find the guy who picks up an acoustic guitar and plays it til everyone leaves

Request Wonderwall

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy

shiksa posted:

its not working for me, whatever

have fun listening to a guy play cover songs yall ill have to resort to my substitute, go to a college party and find the guy who picks up an acoustic guitar and plays it til everyone leaves

download vlc

END OF AN ERROR
May 16, 2003

IT'S LEGO, not Legos. Heh


I'm listening but I have no idea what's going on.

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Official Colorfinger drinking game



Take a sip when Colorfinger:


- fucks up on words or chords

- stops in the middle of a song to fix a chord/mistake

- has to look up lyrics or chords he hasn't memorized after he has started the song

- improvises lyrics

- laughs uncontrollably

- Mr Blue Sky starts playing

- A Whole New World starts playing

-starts playing any song by Ben Folds

Finish your drink when these songs start:

10ft Cock

Elenor Rigby (2 if autotuned)

Finish your drink when:

- The blue cable comes out (You'll know when this happens)

If anyone dies from the hurricane, pour a drink for the lost homies

Involuntary Sparkle
Aug 12, 2004

Chemo-kitties can have “accidents” too!

Bridges Ain't poo poo

bridges ain't poo poo but cables and bricks

trusses and struts spread out across pits

get the trucks across, every last one

pickups and flatbeds, full or half ton

I used to know a bridge, world's tallest in height

we used to roll across the milau viaduct at night

taller than the ground around your standard streets

and we was ballin on the muthafuckin hangin concrete

peep the poo poo got steep and we was on

crossing the bridge from pylon to pylon.

long as the muthafuckin concrete is flat

I don't give a gently caress where the bridges is at

but she was hanging with a white bridge doin' the poo poo she do

charging us a toll just to get a buck or two

and the two ends she got didn't mean nothin

now she's swaying cause the poo poo she be doin ain't poo poo



bridges that hang can't be beat, but i've found they'll support

all the goods you could import

that's real transportation for your rear end



I once had a bridge named "Sunshine Skyway"

used to be up on them struts like everyday

the crossing was the bomb, had a nigga unsprung

I was in love like a muthafucka drivin in the sun

the homies used to tell me that she wasn't no good

but I'm the maniac in black, mr snoop eastwood

so I figure niggas wouldn't trip with mine

guess what? collapsed under a guy one time.



I'm back in the muthafuckin county jail

six months on my chest, now it's time to bail

I get's released on a hot sunny day

my nigga D.O.C. and my homey Dr Dre

Scooped in a coupe, Snoop we got the news

Your bridge was failin' while you was draped in your county blues

I ain't been out a second

now I already gotta do

some muthafuckin FEM-checking.



Move up the deck as we groove down the catwalk

see the substructure, dre, pass the glock

shoot out the chords, I take out the floor

the bridge is oscillatin and it's time to go

I uncocked my poo poo

I'm heart broke but I'm still locked

man, gently caress that bridge!

3, 4...



bridges ain't poo poo but cables and bricks

trusses and struts spread out across pits

get the trucks across, every last one

pickups and flatbeds, full or half ton

I used to know a bridge, world's tallest in height

we used to roll across the milau viaduct at night

taller than the ground around your standard streets

and we was ballin on the muthafuckin hangin concrete



peep the poo poo got steep and we was on

crossing the bridge from pylon to pylon.

long as the muthafuckin concrete is flat

I don't give a gently caress where the bridges is at

but she was hanging with a white bridge doin' the poo poo she do

charging us a toll just to get a buck or two

and the two ends she got didn't mean nothin

now she's swaying cause the poo poo she be doin ain't poo poo



bridges that hang can't be beat, but i've found they'll support

all the goods you could import

that's real transportation for your rear end

bridges that hang can't be beat

bridges that hang can't be beat

bridges that hang can't be beat

bridges that hang can't be beat

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
record an entire album of pink floyd piano covers please

Coral Reefer
Feb 19, 2005

I touched a clown and now I am going to jail. I hope they let me keep my beard.
Grimey Drawer
Pink Floyd power-hour. Get in!

shiksa
Nov 9, 2009

i went to one of these wrestling shows and it was... honestly? frickin boring. i wanna see ricky! i want to see his gold chains and respect for the ftw lifestyle

BlazingSun posted:

Pink Floyd power-hour. Get in!

oh wow pink floyd thats all i needed

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
colorfinger is a talented artist who does not have a solid monetizing scheme

a star war betamax
Sep 17, 2011

by Lowtax
Gary’s Answer
Can you sing the duck tales theme song but all slow and sad like a western ballad?

Kleen_TheRacistDog
Feb 17, 2014

Can't bust the Krust fuckman
www.skullmund.com
your wife is hot.

Elusif
Jun 9, 2008

a starwar betamax posted:

Can you sing the duck tales theme song but all slow and sad like a western ballad?

duck tales, wooo ooooooooooo

Roargasm
Oct 21, 2010

Hate to sound sleazy
But tease me
I don't want it if it's that easy
The Echoes cover was amazing thank you colorfinger for playing internet music

Pick
Jul 19, 2009
Nap Ghost
Where's that list of .mp3s? I lost mine of the autotuned Eleanor Rigby and it sounds rad

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banned from Starbucks
Jul 18, 2004




freebird

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