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Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD
My long and distinguished career as a Christian holy warrior. I'd still be doing it but God has chosen a new path for me and also I got too fat to do the obstacle course at our compound.

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HarlanHell
Nov 16, 2012

Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!

BlitzkriegOfColour posted:

Do you loving idiots realise that saying allahu ackbar is just like saying "Jesus Christ" and not really a statement of faith or declaration of attack/jihad? You can find videos of pranks played on Arabs where after the surprise they go "Allahu ackbar!" the same way we would say "Jesus Christ!" or "Holy poo poo!" If i found myself in an out of control car and accidentally ran some people over I would be saying "Jesus loving christ!" and then, afterwards "Holy shiiiiiit"

Well you see it gets muddled because there is a significant lack of videos online that depict people going "Jesus Christ!" then cutting off heads, or shooting defenseless hostages.

Funky See Funky Do
Aug 20, 2013
STILL TRYING HARD

HarlanHell posted:

Well you see it gets muddled because there is a significant lack of videos online that depict people going "Jesus Christ!" then cutting off heads, or shooting defenseless hostages.

I wish I went on that diet before phone cameras became a thing:(

TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

HarlanHell posted:

Well you see it gets muddled because there is a significant lack of videos online that depict people going "Jesus Christ!" then cutting off heads, or shooting defenseless hostages.

yea they say it while reflexively pulling back their index finger on a joystick and murdering a wedding party with a drone, which is far more humane imo

HarlanHell
Nov 16, 2012

Nevermind that shit here comes Mingo!

TEAYCHES posted:

yea they say it while reflexively pulling back their index finger on a joystick and murdering a wedding party with a drone, which is far more humane imo

No sorry, nobody says Jesus Christ in that context. Maybe afterward if the explosion was really big, or the wedding party got blowed up real good, but not as a precursor.

Bethamphetamine
Oct 29, 2012

HarlanHell posted:

No sorry, nobody says Jesus Christ in that context. Maybe afterward if the explosion was really big, or the wedding party got blowed up real good, but not as a precursor.

The US Department of Defense had to beg the subcontractor who supplied scopes to soldiers to stop printing Bible verses on the things.

More than once.

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine

So they can turn money into beer but not muslims into beer?

JazzPaws
Aug 10, 2014

- Ponzi Scheme Survivor -
Todays latest, confirmation the lady lawyer who died in the botched Sydney seige (botched because the fuckwit forgot his ISIS flag), was hit by police bullet/s.

"Official story says a ricochet...not that there is much in a chocolate shop to cause a ricochet, considering that the police were using M4 rifles in a confined-ish area, one would think there would be a degree of accuracy using weapons with long barrels.

Ariza
Feb 8, 2006
cool

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Flannelette
Jan 17, 2010


Don't they have to do the mission again if they accidentally shoot a hostage?

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