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Schwack
Jan 31, 2003

Someone needs to stop this! Sherman has lost his mind! Peyton is completely unable to defend himself out there!
I'm not entirely clear, is Mike Williams 100% healthy and able to play? The Bucs moved him to IR, right? Does that impact his ability to sign with another team and become immediately active? It's late in the season, but he seems like he would be a worthy addition for a few teams, assuming he comes cheap enough on a "prove it" type deal.

edit: oh my god I'm dying

PFTCommenter on MMBM posted:

So Im on record that Marshawn needs to be doused in honey glazed chicken and casualy throwin in front of a hungry polar bear, but there was a amazing feat on his touchdown Run. His teammate Rikardo Lockette just absolutley hustled his balls off. Matter fact I call Lockette "Tundra-wn Lynch" because hes the polar oppoasite of Marshawn. Look at this busy beaver (no offense to Russel Wilsons wife) and how many blocks he makes on this one run. The great part about it is how he doesnt have to grab his groin as he guides Lynch into the endzone. Just because your a cheap escort doesnt mean you have to act like one folks.
http://www.sbnation.com/nfl/2014/12/22/7431875/mmbm-week-16

Schwack fucked around with this message at 00:22 on Dec 23, 2014

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Tavarin
May 10, 2003

I am definitely a madman with a box

Quest For Glory II posted:

GOOD loving NEWS

ESPN Cleveland's Tony Grossi expects the Browns to sign free agent QB Rex Grossman for Week 17.

Miracles can happen!

Aye Doc
Jul 19, 2007



Schwack posted:

I'm not entirely clear, is Mike Williams 100% healthy and able to play? The Bucs moved him to IR, right? Does that impact his ability to sign with another team and become immediately active? It's late in the season, but he seems like he would be a worthy addition for a few teams, assuming he comes cheap enough on a "prove it" type deal.

the article I read had his agent saying he was hoping to find a team to play for in the playoffs, or at least a headstart on a team for next season. if KC doesn't sign him they should all drown themselves in acid

Nostalgia4Butts
Jun 1, 2006

WHERE MY HOSE DRINKERS AT

Schwack posted:

I'm not entirely clear, is Mike Williams 100% healthy and able to play? The Bucs moved him to IR, right? Does that impact his ability to sign with another team and become immediately active? It's late in the season, but he seems like he would be a worthy addition for a few teams, assuming he comes cheap enough on a "prove it" type deal.

Bills released him outright so that he could get set up with a team for next year. He's healthy and all that, he just didn't see much playtime this year and I guess the Bills wanted him out before his contract became vested.

leftist heap
Feb 28, 2013

Fun Shoe

Relentlessboredomm posted:

If Evans had a moderately competent QB or an Offensive Coordinator at all he'd have insane numbers. Hopefully McCown can unfuck himself long enough to get Evans to 1k yards against the Saints.

The Saints will do their best to give Evans 1k yards in a single GAME, let alone on the season.

e: seriously their secondary is a huge poo poo pile right now and big receivers are their ultra kryptonite.

a neat cape
Feb 22, 2007

Aw hunny, these came out GREAT!


Look at that bicep


:swoon:

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

Schwack posted:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vVVByQjptrg

These people actually think they still have a place. Like, they actually think they're the ones who drive viewership. The NFL markets itself just fine, it's unreal how out of touch sports 'journalists' have become.

What's with the Dallas gear Smith is rocking? Is that a thing he does?

Wiccan Wasteland
Oct 15, 2012

Y Kant Ozma Diet posted:

What's with the Dallas gear Smith is rocking? Is that a thing he does?

I think he lost a bet.

Dirt Worshipper
Apr 2, 2007

Paralithodes Californiensis

quote:

@JFowlerESPN: #Browns called Rex Grossman about joining team for one week but sides couldn't work out logistics. Grossman has whole family in for holidays

E: owned vvvvvvv

Diva Cupcake
Aug 15, 2005

E: beaten

Tavarin
May 10, 2003

I am definitely a madman with a box

Dirt Worshipper posted:

E: owned vvvvvvv

Well, it's a shame we won't see Rexy in the NFL in 2014, but this is amazing.

cheesetriangles
Jan 5, 2011





Is Brett Favre out of money and needs to shill personal grooming devices on cable TV or was not looking like a hobo anymore enough to get him to sign on?

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
We'll give the browns Jason Campbell back for a bag of footballs.

whypick1
Dec 18, 2009

Just another jackass on the Internet

Anaranjado posted:

We'll give the browns Jason Campbell back for a bag of footballs.

He's still in the league? That's kinda surprising.

Bismack Billabongo
Oct 9, 2012

Wet
Sitting comfortably behind the red rifle himself, and just in front of the immortal AJ Mccarron.

waah
Jun 20, 2011

Better stay in line when
You see a Pavel like me shinin

ROSS MY SALAD posted:



Look at that bicep


:swoon:

Well when your girlfriend is always "Out of town..."

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


Cutler's going to take the opening snap, hand the ball to the nearest defensive player, and just walk around the field giving everyone the finger while the other team celebrates their touchdown.

Impossibly Perfect Sphere
Nov 6, 2002

They wasted Luanne on Lucky!

She could of have been so much more but the writers just didn't care!
Between Peterson and Gronk can we officially put a fork in ACL's being major obstacles to overcome now?

quote:

Rob Gronkowski played on every offensive snap in Week 16, the first time he's done that this season. It puts a bow on a remarkable rehab off Gronk's ACL and MCL reconstruction 12 months ago. Proving more beast than human, he's played in every single game this season and has posted an 82 - 1,124 - 12 line.

Thaddius the Large
Jul 5, 2006

It's in the five-hole!

waah posted:

Well when your girlfriend is always "Out of town..."

Well played.

beejay
Apr 7, 2002

I think common consensus has already come to that conclusion.

Remember when Jerry Rice came back in the same season? That was nuts.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


http://www.nfl.com/news/story/0ap3000000448321/article/rex-grossman-turns-down-cleveland-browns

quote:

ESPN.com's Jeremy Fowler first reported Monday that the sides couldn't hammer out logistics, especially with Grossman hosting family for the holidays

hahahahahahahahahahahahaha

Noah
May 31, 2011

Come at me baby bitch
I'm stoked to see Connor Shaw get a chance.

Hand Row
May 28, 2001

cheesetriangles posted:

Is Brett Favre out of money and needs to shill personal grooming devices on cable TV or was not looking like a hobo anymore enough to get him to sign on?

He would be doing tv if he had money issues. I think he just wants to live on his Mississippi compound but still have a few things to do with the outside world, hence product shilling and coaching high school football.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

waah posted:

Well when your girlfriend is always "Out of town..."

:golfclap:


lovely triceps though, he's ignoring the downstroke.

D-LINK
Oct 1, 2007

I was talking to peachy Peach about kissy Kiss. He bought me a soda.

MourningView posted:

Mack is eventually going to be crazy but for this year it seems like it should be Donald by a pretty decent margin. That guy is in the backfield on like every play. But he plays DT so who knows.

I knew he was gonna wreck poo poo in the NFL. I'm so happy for that dude.

R.D. Mangles
Jan 10, 2004


lol imagine your team is so wretched that rex grossman doesn't want to play for them, he's like no thanks i've got people in my house and later on bernard berrian is going to come over and help me set up my trains

gohuskies
Oct 23, 2010

I spend a lot of time making posts to justify why I'm not a self centered shithead that just wants to act like COVID isn't a thing.

beejay posted:

I think common consensus has already come to that conclusion.

Remember when Jerry Rice came back in the same season? That was nuts.

Rod Woodson did it before Rice did.

sponges
Sep 15, 2011

Anaranjado posted:

Sitting comfortably behind the red rifle himself, and just in front of the immortal AJ Mccarron.

Does McCarron have a chance of ever playing? Wasn't he drat good in college?

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

Y Kant Ozma Diet posted:

Does McCarron have a chance of ever playing? Wasn't he drat good in college?

He had an even higher JWG percentage than Tim Tebow.

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







I would just like to point out it's only the highly paid athletes who come back in nine months from acl surgeries, and not the ones that can afford discrete flights to Frankfurt to "sightsee."

MourningView
Sep 2, 2006


Is this Heaven?
McCarron was pretty good in college. He was above the typical Alabama caretaker QB level and way better than people here make him out to be but also a lot worse than sportswriters voting him for the Heisman made him out to be. He probably tops out at decent backup as a pro though.

Alaois
Feb 7, 2012

AJ McCarron's ceiling is Jason Campbell

FizFashizzle
Mar 30, 2005







AJ Mccarron apparently makes john harbaugh look like John kasay from a personality standpoint.

ruddiger
Jun 3, 2004

R.D. Mangles posted:

lol imagine your team is so wretched that rex grossman doesn't want to play for them, he's like no thanks i've got people in my house and later on bernard berrian is going to come over and help me set up my trains

Didn't Grossman have Marty Booker stand up at his wedding? Goddamn did that squad own.

Oh Rex. :allears: :rosetintedglasses:

ZenVulgarity
Oct 9, 2012

I made the hat by transforming my zen

Chichevache posted:

Stephen A Smith is a bitch.

I love that Skip Bayless is totally befuddled at the concept of a human being not wanting to be some massive controversy shoggoth. Is he that out of touch with the world?

This is a joke right

Big Ol Marsh Pussy
Jan 7, 2007

The Bengals are winning a playoff game this year. Book it.

Chichevache
Feb 17, 2010

One of the funniest posters in GIP.

Just not intentionally.

ZenVulgarity posted:

This is a joke right

I just wanted to call Skip a controversy shoggoth. I know he's intentionally doing this poo poo. :sigh:

Pron on VHS
Nov 14, 2005

Blood Clots
Sweat Dries
Bones Heal
Suck it Up and Keep Wrestling

ROSS MY SALAD posted:



Look at that bicep


:swoon:

Rivers has a massive lacrosse-ball sized bruise or megacyst on his shoulder, that poo poo looks gross

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Dirt Worshipper
Apr 2, 2007

Paralithodes Californiensis
That's how he reproduces, by budding.

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