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there was an msn article on it today that's prob why
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OP next time you are at the dinner table eat very loudly and slowly, then stare blankly into his eyes and say "this is for you gay Dad" while pulling a plastic bag from out of your pants & crinkle it.
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Dec 16, 2014 10:04
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ive never had ASMR, I can relate to Gattaca tbh
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Dec 16, 2014 10:12
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I like MLP but I don't like this stuff
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Dec 16, 2014 10:30
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owl milk posted:there was an msn article on it today that's prob why bbc one a few days ago too another weird internet subculture becomes mainstream
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Dec 16, 2014 10:44
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eternalname posted:He was at the computer and I was sitting on the couch after we had had an argument. Then I heard ASMR come on and I was thinking is my dad really loving watching this. So I say "Uhh what are you watching?" and he says "I read about this today, it's supposed to help you relax" So I say "umm, oh..." Your dad just wants some time alone to masturbate, hth
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Dec 16, 2014 13:23
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You need to bring the topic up with your Dad OP, it's time for him to come out of his ASMR closet.
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Dec 16, 2014 18:14
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did anyone make a "sucks to your asmr" joke yet becasue
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eternalname posted:He was at the computer and I was sitting on the couch after we had had an argument. Then I heard ASMR come on and I was thinking is my dad really loving watching this. So I say "Uhh what are you watching?" and he says "I read about this today, it's supposed to help you relax" So I say "umm, oh..." lmao
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Dec 16, 2014 18:27
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I am pretty sure this means your dad wants to gently caress you OP. Be a good sport.
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Dec 16, 2014 18:34
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i bet it was this your dad watched OP. NMS https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sxzBTsNKTjo
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Dec 16, 2014 18:39
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you know what they say... large failson, sad dad
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Dec 16, 2014 18:39
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paging forums user dad gay. so what to the thread
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Dec 16, 2014 18:40
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Find out how much the internet ladies want for their whispers, I will underbid them by 10% for your Dad.
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Dec 16, 2014 18:47
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i just learned what ASMR was yesterday, weird https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=UTZqX4WWz4E
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Dec 16, 2014 20:28
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shut up it helps his tinnitus the boner is something we just have to deal w
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Dec 16, 2014 21:33
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I watch them when I'm high. My brain simultaneously believes they are right there yet knows they arent. its a mindfuck why there isnt asmr porn yet is astoudning or maybe there is (assuming asmr is "3d sound")
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Dec 16, 2014 21:52
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There was an article on jezebel about this. Your dad reads jezebel lol
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Dec 16, 2014 21:58
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I like crinkling best but also enjoy tapping and waterplay.
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Dec 16, 2014 22:01
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You broke your dad op
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Dec 16, 2014 22:02
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dads dick, definitely dont diddle dandy dudes
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Dec 16, 2014 22:05
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dad gay. so what
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Dec 16, 2014 22:08
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Torka posted:bbc one a few days ago too i cant wait for the inevitable convention and the resulting pictures and horror stories
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Dec 17, 2014 01:02
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my dad just watches fox news
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Dec 17, 2014 01:05
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HEY VAPER posted:OP next time you are at the dinner table eat very loudly and slowly, then stare blankly into his eyes and whisper slowly, "this is for you gay Dad" while pulling a plastic bag from out of your pants & crinkle it.
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Dec 17, 2014 01:08
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asmr listener: *enjoys pleasant tingling* threatened coward: oh gently caress oh no somebody is a bit different from me hope i'm the type that fits in around here
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Dec 17, 2014 01:38
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VendaGoat posted:I am an old. what is this? The interwebs are no help It's a way to make fetish videos, but claim that they are not about sex, so are not subject to rules and regulations for adult material.
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Dec 17, 2014 01:40
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but really...OP, god drat...maybe your dad just wants to listen to some girls whispering without your loving commenting on it. Get him some headphones for christmas and a subscription to an ASMR channel to make up for your poo poo attitude.
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Dec 17, 2014 01:46
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unlimited shrimp posted:did anyone make a "sucks to your asmr" joke yet becasue god damnit
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Dec 17, 2014 01:51
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i'm pretty into asmr where they have sex but there's also a video
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Dec 17, 2014 01:51
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scopes posted:*whispers* oh dad scopes easily claims first lol
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Dec 17, 2014 02:02
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Watch for a boner the next time you whisper him a secret.
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