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Peter Jackson's first film Bad Taste took about as long to film as all of the Lord of the Rings trilogy because pretty much everyone involved had day jobs so they could only film on some weekends. It's pretty great though. In one scene a bearded, long haired Peter Jackson, who is actually an alien in disguise, is brutally tortured by a clean shaven, short haired Peter Jackson alien hunter.
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"uggh i hate cgi dragons and trolls why couldnt they make real ones" - All goons granted old-school cgi was better. anyone remember the first jurrassic park? was making stuff like that too expensive or something?
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Dec 19, 2014 02:07
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Ron Paul Hype Man posted:Dwarves wear shoes. hobbit feet are shoes aka hobbit are born wearing shoes wizards are just humans with long beards prove me wrong nerds
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Dec 19, 2014 02:33
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Ivor Biggun posted:The barrel scene was 100% Peter Jackson. If you were surprised by that then you need to familiarise yourself with his back catalogue. I recommend Dead Alive aka Braindead, Meet The Feebles and Bad Taste. Shut up baby I know. Big fan of old Pete work, me am fan. Mmm, kiss me.
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Dec 19, 2014 02:34
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ilikedirt posted:hobbit feet are shoes aka hobbit are born wearing shoes Wizards are angels.
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redshirt posted:Wizards are angels. ummmm... lmao
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redshirt posted:Wizards are angels. Wizards are kidney stones come to life.
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Dec 19, 2014 02:36
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ilikedirt posted:ummmm... lmao No its true in LOTR. Gandalf, Sauraman, and even Sauron are angels.
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Dec 19, 2014 02:37
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Groovelord Neato posted:Isn't there a barrel scene in the book. Yeah but there are no orcs or elves, just wet miserable dwarves.
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So do the dwarf and the elf chick get it on or what. Someone please tell me I don't want to waste money on another film with no hot interspecies action.
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Dec 19, 2014 02:42
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Blues wizards, couldn't take part in the battle because their women left them and changed the locks on their back doors.
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Dec 19, 2014 02:50
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redshirt posted:No its true in LOTR. Gandalf, Sauraman, and even Sauron are angels. everyone nows sauperman is from krypton and saurons from the savage land
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Gandalf: we're on a mission from Gad.
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Gandalf was bullied by the dwarves, nonstop, it was traumatic. "But Thorin," cried Gandalf "I thought you were my nigga." Thorin laughed, then turned to look at Gandalf with mean rear end eyes "Gandalf you are a beta bitch and mad gay, if I wasn't a nice person I'd loving push your face in." Gandalf sobbed, at first Bilbo was disturbed by the scene, but slowly he began to snicker. It was contagious, the dwarves began to chuckle, and soon it turned into raucous laughter at the loser moron Gandalf the Gay's expense. Gandalf wailed in despair, his little bitch rear end would be teased mercilessly forever. 
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Dec 19, 2014 04:49
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Poor Gnadlaff. He'll have to consoles hisself with his many millions.
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I love the part where Galadriel powers up and Kamehameha's Sauron's rear end back to Mordor. It was  as gently caress.
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Dec 19, 2014 05:10
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chaosbreather posted:god i am so excited about the third hobbit movie enabling some cool editor somewhere to make a single great movie that precisely follows the book I'm giving the last movie a miss, but am waiting for about a year later when someone actually does this. Carved down to 90 minutes total it might be a watchable version of The Hobbit. You couldn't pay me to sit through that poo poo in the theater again though. Actually you could probably pay me. That would be okay.
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Disconnecticus posted:I'm giving the last movie a miss, but am waiting for about a year later when someone actually does this. Carved down to 90 minutes total it might be a watchable version of The Hobbit. Yeah if someone said here's 30 bucks to go watch the third Hobbit movie I'd be like "a'ight".
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the hobbit is a metaphor for op's dick
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Short n Harry with leathery feet (balls) and if you put a ring on it, it disappears?
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KiteAuraan posted:I love the part where Galadriel powers up and Kamehameha's Sauron's rear end back to Mordor. It was http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=spHEw2n9LwE&feature=youtube_gdata_player
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Dec 19, 2014 07:43
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Groovelord Neato posted:Isn't there a barrel scene in the book. there is but they just ride the barrels out they don't do acrobatics across the barrels and poo poo fighting goblins I wouldn't have minded if it wasn't so out of place - it's fine to be wacky but it was serious/scary (spiders), serious (captured by elves), serious (thorin is freaking out and they're just gonna be stuck in prison), serious (prison break), serious (goblins attacking), total wackiness (barrels). And it was a pretty long scene.
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Yeah it was more over the top then that. Plus she totally Kamehameha'd Sauron all the way to Mordor. Then Saruman was all like "Leave Sauron to me.". I assume in the extended edition Saruman will go to Mordor and pull a Vegeta.
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ilikedirt posted:wizards are just humans with long beards prove me wrong nerds Wizard.  Not a wizard. 
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Hobbit wizard 
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KiteAuraan posted:Yeah it was more over the top then that. Plus she totally Kamehameha'd Sauron all the way to Mordor. Then Saruman was all like "Leave Sauron to me.". I assume in the extended edition Saruman will go to Mordor and pull a Vegeta. i wanna see this link it
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Dec 19, 2014 12:16
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The Protagonist posted:Wait no it was the absolutely ludicrous barrel dropping scene... I truly feel sorry for anyone who has seen the movies rather than having read the books.
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are you doing here!? Agh it's all coming back!
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KiteAuraan posted:Yeah it was more over the top then that. Plus she totally Kamehameha'd Sauron all the way to Mordor. Then Saruman was all like "Leave Sauron to me.". I assume in the extended edition Saruman will go to Mordor and pull a Vegeta. Yeah he fucks it up pretty bad. This movie was actually very entertaining, so it's no surprise goons hate it, since goons hate fun.
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