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The year I had the flu and was high as poo poo on cough syrup watching that trippy rear end Santa Claus where he is raised by a cougar and a hot elf/fairy MILF and fights rock monsters. Wait, that was the best Christmas ever.
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i was sick every christmas for most of my life. we eventually realized it's because i'm allergic to pine. so all of them up until a few years ago were my worst ever
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Dec 19, 2014 05:22
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This one. I'm flying to my hometown for Christmas this Sunday and I'm bringing a bunch of weed, acid, and molly with me. I'm gonna get busted by airport security and spend this Christmas in jail probably.
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Dec 19, 2014 06:00
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My parents...I mean Santa Claus...legit gave me handful of charcoal briquettes wrapped in a clear little bag one Christmas. My younger brother got real presents. I was somewhere around the age of 8, so I thought this was the work of Santa. Finding out years later it was actually my parents didn't ease the sting.
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Dec 19, 2014 06:02
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small hendren posted:How did you have a girlfriend, and then change to having a boyfriend? It's not that complicated
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Dec 19, 2014 06:04
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idk its a bit of a toss up -grandpa filled my christmas cracker with powdered milk -forced to be the manger (human furniture) in school play -brother said he got me "a life" for christmas and gave my computer the stone cold stunner
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Dec 19, 2014 07:09
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Last Christmas I gave someone my heart but the very next day they gave it away. It was pretty brutal. Real talk, the year when I asked for an N64 and some games, my dad no nothing about consoles decided they would run on anything for example the SNES I already had, I had to sit there looking at the games until I got the console in mid January.
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Dec 19, 2014 07:15
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...of SCIENCE! posted:Christmas 2013 when GBS 2.0 meant no giant thread about goons getting owned by their cool troll parents these threads were peak lack of self awareneess and it owned still wouldn't trade new gbs for those though
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Dec 19, 2014 11:31
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PyPy posted:My parents...I mean Santa Claus...legit gave me handful of charcoal briquettes wrapped in a clear little bag one Christmas. My younger brother got real presents. I was somewhere around the age of 8, so I thought this was the work of Santa. Finding out years later it was actually my parents didn't ease the sting. wow, you must have been a brat
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Dec 19, 2014 11:39
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The year my dad waited until the last minute to buy my presents, left them in the car, car gets broken into and all my poo poo got stolen.
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Dec 19, 2014 12:56
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KiteAuraan posted:The year I had the flu and was high as poo poo on cough syrup watching that trippy rear end Santa Claus where he is raised by a cougar and a hot elf/fairy MILF and fights rock monsters. Wait, that was the best Christmas ever. What movie is this? I want to watch it.
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Dec 19, 2014 13:45
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NightVis posted:-brother said he got me "a life" for christmas and gave my computer the stone cold stunner yr brother rules, buy him an account
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Dec 19, 2014 14:14
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I was like 9 or ten years old and I went to my dad's a week before christmas. My mom died on the 23rd, and my grandparents didn't want to tell me over the phone so they drove up to my dad's to give me the news. It took them two days to get there. They had to stop me from telling them about this cool video game I got so they could tell me my mom was dead. I didn't get metroid prime either it was a lovely christmas
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Dec 19, 2014 14:26
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praxis posted:It sucked for about six months but now I'm divorced and have my son so it all worked out. Good 
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Dec 19, 2014 15:15
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my worst christmas was seeing this thread because it sucks
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Dec 19, 2014 15:22
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Pookum posted:my worst christmas was seeing this thread because it sucks someone will make a worse thread before christmas i guarantee it
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Dec 19, 2014 15:44
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When I was 8 I asked for a train set. Just a simple loop shaped track, with a generic train traveling around it ad infinitum. My dad got me a huge, super-detailed set with realistic topography, elaborate miniatures, little people, light-up storefronts, and incredibly delicate train cars all based on actual trains. It was far too complicated to hold a child's interest and he obviously got it for himself as a new hobby. Yeah, he is. edit: all my christmas complaints are about not getting exactly what i wanted
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Man, good stuff good stuff. These aren't all the terrible in comparison to all y'alls sickness and death but, this aint a competition of course: 3. When I was about 11-12 my parents were pretty bad off. We weren't broke or anything but kinda poor because they moved us to a nicer neighborhood from the ghetto now that my brothers and I were getting older and more inclined to get into hoodrat stuff. Got a gameboy color which I was stoked on and thats about it. I brought it to my friends house after christmas where they got a new computer/games/stereosystem/bike/neatstuff and they were like "oh. cool. a gameboy. i dont really like those. check out this sheeeet". My stokness level shrunk to nothing. 2. A year later, my mother left my pops a few months before leaving him paying for this house they could barely afford together, all by himself. He worked for the city and got us some free presents they offered their employees for their kids. Got like a bootleg nerf football or something. But my mom comes in, brings in a PS1(just came out) FF7 and some other stuff including fast food which we havent had a super solid meal besides at school in awhile. Said she was sorry and stuff and then left to go get something and never came back. Was a huge conflict of being super stoked on these gifts and feeling like poo poo for enjoying it when my pops couldnt give us anything because of responsibilities. 3. Had a secret santa between friends, like 15-20 people. They came together as kind a bonding thing, alot of people were friends of friends but some people knew one another pretty well. I drew someone I didnt know well but, i put some research in and got them a nice gift. That was kind of the motif of the get together. So I watch people getting all these cheap ($20) gifts but obviously put alot of thought into it. Then I got mine, mind you I didn't really ever get gifts on christmas because everyone in the family was broke. And the person got me a gag gift of a blow up doll. I played it off to not make the party about me. I laughed and blew it up and made it seem like I was not pissed. At the end of the night I tried to leave without it but someone reminded me to grab it. I drove home, stabbed that fucker and put it in the garbage.
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Grew up poor and all that. I had $10 I got for my birthday in October and I saved it with the plans I was going to use it to buy presents for my mom, dad and brother. Well third grade had secret Santa and I got a friend of mine so another to add to that list. Teacher said make it special and nice... gently caress  Budget was- Mom - $4 for a ring I found at a farmers market Dad - $3 a multi took thing from same farmers market Friend/brother was split with remaining $3 How can I get my brother something and be a super secret Santa? I decided to spend $3 on the friend and give my brother what ever I got because it was going to be nice and special and he would love it. So I bought a $3 pingpong ball basketball thing for my secret Santa. Day before christmas break and it's secret Santa time! Gifts are given holiday movies playing and kids are singing! I give my gift and he loved that cheap toy for the remainder of the day and before he got his 64 two days later. I knew my soon to brothers gift was going to be tits and I would have my secret Santa revealed soon.
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NightVis posted:-forced to be the manger (human furniture) in school play this is some made up mythological bullshit
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