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"when I was a little kid, my parents sold me off to an canadian cattle ranger. i was forced to cattle for 8 hours a day, which involved following cows all day and pushing them passive aggressively. eventually i escaped onto the luggage cabin that landed in new york. i just got off two hours ago but i already got scouted to become a private old man stripper for famous celebrities, such as kanye. i normally just slowly do my thing in the corner while he watches me. it's a good job. #humansofnewyork"
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When I visit new York I see they just likee their garbage and hobos on the street, it's disgusting.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:19 |
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Last time I was there it was with my sister and cousin. We at some Nathian's hot dogs and did some shopping. Had a pretty good time
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:20 |
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i walked down the block to buy groceries and got catcalled like eight times
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:20 |
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Iron Prince posted:i walked down the block to buy groceries and got catcalled like eight times Nice legs
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:21 |
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nyc smells like nasty hot dogs and too much humanity
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:21 |
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im gay
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:21 |
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more like poo york
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:21 |
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i saw a new york cop one time and he didn't shoot or choke anyone at all
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:23 |
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I have never been to New York and that is why I'm still human.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:25 |
I'm not actually a human, I'm a mutant turtle wearing a trenchcoat and a hat. I can't believe you weren't able to see through this, the flimsiest of disguises.
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:27 |
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Mr. Pumroy posted:i saw a new york cop one time and he didn't shoot or choke anyone at all lucky!
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# ? Dec 21, 2014 05:28 |
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She smiled and hesitantly brushed her hair behind her ears. "Im part of this website", she said in a hushed voice. Then in a horrifying change of tone she asked, "Do you have stairs in your house?" Her voice dropped and sounded like a locomotive. Shadow swirled around it. Its gaze turned dark. I dont know what it was. I dont remember anymore. She stole my camera. Im done with photography. #Humansofnewyork #sadgoodbyes psyopmonkey fucked around with this message at 05:39 on Dec 21, 2014 |
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