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Bro Dad posted:its even dumber in the books Are the stairs made of swords also
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 05:10 |
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Harime Nui posted:Are the stairs made of swords also they are made of scissors u oval office!!
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 05:11 |
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I would vote for a king who had the sense to build a sensible golden throne.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 05:12 |
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nomadologique posted:they are made of scissors u oval office!! Actually, the entire thing is made of oxidized gold. The commoners just think its iron. Why do you think everyone is fighting over it? dog buttz posted:I would vote for a king who had the sense to build a sensible golden throne. If everyone knew it was gold, they'd just chip off pieces every time they need. No, only one individual knows the truth of the throne at a time:
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 05:13 |
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My Imaginary GF posted:Actually, the entire thing is made of oxidized gold. u r confused and thinking of that big gold dwarf statue in the hobbit but that didn't work smaug predictablye erupted out of it after a moment of tension and near release
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 05:14 |
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nomadologique posted:u r confused and thinking of that big gold dwarf statue in the hobbit but that didn't work smaug predictablye erupted out of it after a moment of tension and near release Have you tried to melt it down to be sure? loving commoners. They have no vision beyond their poo poo-stained life.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 05:17 |
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that's a picture a fan made anyway it's supposed to be uncomfortable to sit on and liable to cut you if you're a clumsy rear end. getting cut all the time on the throne is like an omen that you're a gently caress up monarch.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 11:08 |
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the catchy theme tune is the best part of the show and also the books
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 11:16 |
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Yo, even if you can't add a cushion without being called a pussy, there is nothing stopping you from getting some specially padded pants made. The idea is that it is just uncomfortable rather than rear end-slicingly hazardous, no?
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 11:30 |
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I read the 5th book and nothing happened for 1200 pages. Like most of the characters were travelling, which is fine. But as they got closer to their goals they all turned around for awhile. Then rechanged their minds and turned around again. And some girl poo poo in the desert alot near the end.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 12:00 |
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:I read the 5th book and nothing happened for 1200 pages. Isn't the 5th one where Jon snow gets murked by the watch? That happened
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 12:02 |
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Bro Dad posted:its even dumber in the books Uh. The timg version of this looks not a little like Vagina Dentata. That massive "bush" above the king's head
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 12:04 |
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jalopybrown posted:Isn't the 5th one where Jon snow gets murked by the watch? That happened true, but 1200 pages tho
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 12:06 |
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I'm not sure if ho's fetishes are on more obvious display in their books; the Gurm or Robert Jordan.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 12:06 |
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RonMexicosPitbull posted:true, but 1200 pages tho The books don't drag as much if you just skip every bran chapter
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 12:07 |
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Skip the Sansa chapters, too. And pretty much everything that's not Jon Snow, Dany or Arya.
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 12:09 |
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jalopybrown posted:Isn't the 5th one where Jon snow gets murked by the watch? That happened I think the author realized that while he wasn't paying attention he had accidentally written a proactive character making sound decisions that moved him closer to solving the immediate problems affecting his region of the fantasy universe so naturally that character is now dead and the region is hosed again like it was before that character showed up
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 12:11 |
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proof of concept posted:I think the author realized that while he wasn't paying attention he had accidentally written a proactive character making sound decisions that moved him closer to solving the immediate problems affecting his region of the fantasy universe so naturally that character is now dead and the region is hosed again like it was before that character showed up Ghandi?
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 12:41 |
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yes
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 12:47 |
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zombies are bad at closing they moufs this bodes ill for jon
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# ? Dec 22, 2014 16:58 |
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i would watch game of toilets
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