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Artificial Idiocy
Jul 11, 2008

Arian_Samurai posted:

Woah look at king fancy here with this two types of forks

Look at this consumer whore with a set of christmas-themed dishes. MY LIFE IS NOT COMPLETE WITHOUT MY DINING ROOM TABLE LOOKING LIKE THIS WOMEN'S MAGAZINE HOLIDAY FILLER ARTICLE FROM 1957

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serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

scalded schlong posted:

agreed. this is why all the top chefs are women

Yah. Or faggots!

Enchanted Hat
Aug 18, 2013

Defeated in Diplomacy under suspicious circumstances

No. 6 posted:

You're right, OP. What a fool I was to make this butternut squash soup for a Christmas party.



Where do you even FIND tableware this ugly?

The Taint Reaper
Sep 4, 2012

by Shine
Look into the reflective image of the spoon.

serious norman
Dec 13, 2007

im pickle rick!!!!

The Taint Reaper posted:

Look into the reflective image of the spoon.

Is there a dick?

Skeleton Ape
Dec 21, 2008



*takes picture of food*
*sits back, folds arms*
:smugdog:

Saalkin
Jun 29, 2008

I'd eat that soup.

Then turn it into poop

Haha!

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Saalkin posted:

I'd eat that soup.

Then turn it into poop

Haha!

Looks like someone beat you to the second part already

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

No. 6 posted:

You're right, OP. What a fool I was to make this butternut squash soup for a Christmas party.



Simply revolting.

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

The Taint Reaper posted:

Look into the reflective image of the spoon.

:eyepop: pretty low rent banister rail for such fancy tablewear

Arkanomen
May 6, 2007

All he wants is a hug

No. 6 posted:

You're right, OP. What a fool I was to make this butternut squash soup for a Christmas party.



Disappointment, just like mom served for Christmas when I was a boy and expertly garnished with little rear end-cancer polyps.

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

lol if you own a dinner table

OXBALLS DOT COM
Sep 11, 2005

by FactsAreUseless
Young Orc

Pivotal Lever posted:

lol if you own a dinner table

I turned mine into a gaming table

Pivotal Lever
Sep 9, 2003

Mange Mite posted:

I turned mine into a gaming table

so did No. 6, his is a craps table

jalopybrown
Oct 11, 2012

Pivotal Lever posted:

so did No. 6, his is a craps table

:laffo:

SLICK GOKU BABY
Jun 12, 2001

Hey Hey Let's Go! 喧嘩する
大切な物を protect my balls


Pivotal Lever posted:

so did No. 6, his is a craps table

This is the best, you can clear the table then you can throw dem bones.

Gwyneth Palpate
Jun 7, 2010

Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

No. 6 posted:

You're right, OP. What a fool I was to make this butternut squash soup for a Christmas party.



not gonna lie, that christmas tree looks like it was made out of green cat vomit

in retrospect that is probably a good SASS gift

Parity warning
Nov 1, 2009



3rd Place, TRP Sack Race 2021/22

Glory of Arioch posted:

not gonna lie, that christmas tree looks like it was made out of green cat vomit

It looks exactly like what our old family cat would barf up when she ate package ribbon around Xmas. works perfectly with the holiday theme and evokes a bit of sentiment and nostalgia

Cnut the Great
Mar 30, 2014

The Taint Reaper posted:

Look into the reflective image of the spoon.

gaze into the distorted upside-down face of spoon goon

the black husserl
Feb 25, 2005

I did not read one word of this garbage thread

Xaris
Jul 25, 2006

Lucky there's a family guy
Lucky there's a man who positively can do
All the things that make us
Laugh and cry

goons in spoons'


also fanged wang is one of my favorite posters next to ilikedirt

a shiny rock
Nov 13, 2009

the black husserl posted:

I did not read one word of this garbage thread

same

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Inevitable
Jul 27, 2007

by Ralp
Seriously, the only things you should be doing in your own home is video games, masturbating and answering the door for the pizza delivery man.

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