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boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

Crewmine posted:

i prize my drawer full of poisonous snakes. yeah, sometimes i slip up and 5 or 6 get out into the neighbors', but sometimes that poo poo just happens alright

A responsible owner of thirty poisonous snakes would have a rotation system set up, allowing him to keep 25 of the poisonous snakes in their drawers at any given time, so he could keep a close watch on the five loose poisonous snakes and not get overwhelmed and loose track.

That's what a normal owner of thirty poisonous snakes does.

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Fluffy Bunnies
Jan 10, 2009

Crewmine posted:

i prize my drawer full of poisonous snakes. yeah, sometimes i slip up and 5 or 6 get out into the neighbors', but sometimes that poo poo just happens alright

You're joking but the pi collective just watched a dude who got bit by a venomous snake just hang out til his finger bone fell out and even we think he's nuts.

My Lil Parachute
Jul 30, 2014

by XyloJW

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

You guys have to understand: they don't "flip out" and kill everything. This is what they were made to do.

I think literally everyone here knows this, and given their entire reason for being is abhorrent, they should be bred out of existence.

My Lil Parachute
Jul 30, 2014

by XyloJW
Like no-one would care if pits only attacked each other or their owners, but it sucks when idiots don't realise what their dog is capable of and let it kill/maim other people & their pets.

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation

Fluffy Bunnies posted:

If she held pit fights you'd need a monocle to attend that poo poo.

lmao

steinrokkan posted:

Shut up, my puppy murdering arena is kept pristine and tastefully decorated.

it is!!! atmosphere is important and its good manners!!

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
You guys need to understand that land mines aren't bad, they were made to blow off kids' legs, that's why they were prized, so please stop banning them, there are land mine aficionados who enjoy them responsibly.

dirtycajun
Aug 27, 2004

SUCKING DICKS AND SQUEEZING TITTIES

My Lil Parachute posted:

Like no-one would care if pits only attacked each other or their owners, but it sucks when idiots don't realise what their dog is capable of and let it kill/maim other people & their pets.

I can assure you Super doesn't take her kill beasts out in public to maim and murder as they please. They are stuck on a ranch surrounded by pigs and goats and a very doofy LGD.

DenialTwist
Sep 18, 2008
In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and has been widely regarded as a bad move.

My Lil Parachute posted:

Like no-one would care if pits only attacked each other or their owners, but it sucks when idiots don't realise what their dog is capable of and let it kill/maim other people & their pets.

You are really mad about dogs on the internet. Good job.

boom boom boom
Jun 28, 2012

by Shine

dirtycajun posted:

I can assure you Super doesn't take her kill beasts out in public to maim and murder as they please. They are stuck on a ranch surrounded by pigs and goats and a very doofy LGD.

a very doofy Large Gay Daughter?

That's a pretty mean thing to call Superconsndar

My Lil Parachute
Jul 30, 2014

by XyloJW

dirtycajun posted:

I can assure you Super doesn't take her kill beasts out in public to maim and murder as they please. They are stuck on a ranch surrounded by pigs and goats and a very doofy LGD.
As long as they are adequately secured that's fine with me. Morons who ignore leash laws / have lovely fencing and let a pack of pitbulls roam are the problem.

DenialTwist posted:

You are really mad about dogs on the internet. Good job.
Yeah good point I should probably go to sleep.

Skarsnik
Oct 21, 2008

I...AM...RUUUDE!




Fluffy Bunnies posted:

You guys have to understand: they don't "flip out" and kill everything. This is what they were made to do. We made them to do it this way because we wanted really hot dogs (I'm using hot in the sense of "you need a lot of work to deal with this animal" hot. Like certain horses or venomous snakes) that did this kind of thing. Humanity prized them. Super still does, and she manages them. One slip up caused her the loss of a puppy, and sometimes that poo poo happens. I can't even begin to tell you how many dogs I know that aren't remotely "bully breeds" (pits, staffies, etc, etc) that would have still murdered the poo poo out of that puppy because they are particularly intolerant of puppies, because they have high prey drives, because of a million different reasons. The pit is a terrier. There are a million other terriers and they are just as violent to their particular prey animal. Just because the pit's main prey animal was other pits, doesn't make it a bad dog. It just means you have to be super fuckin cautious when managing them. If you're up for the challenge and aware that poo poo can happen like Super's puppy and you accept it, it's no different than owning any other terrier. I've known tons of terriers and terrier mutts that murdered cats, birds, indoor small pets, and bit the poo poo out of kids and adults alike.

This is why I am not a terrier person, but wow I bet lots of you guys know lots of people who have a fat little jack russell or a doofy little cairn.

That's a lot of words I'm not going to read, I've got to go to work now so I'm just going to pop you in this crate for now until I get back ok

Skarsnik fucked around with this message at 18:20 on Dec 31, 2014

wtftastic
Jul 24, 2006

"In private, we will be mercifully free from the opinions of imbeciles and fools."

Scenty posted:

You're a loving idiot, the pits are not on a leash in either of the pictures I am talking about (chick on head, being humped by small dog). And what evidence do you have that they were highly supervised? We see no other human in the pictures, we only know someone is behind a camera. A lot can happen in the time it takes for someone to put their phone/camera down once trouble starts, and as super said himself they are capable of snapping suddenly and have already killed other dogs.


Yes, once they kill another dog they should be put down. What kind of puppy was it anyway? Why even have other dogs at all around your pits? If you love pits so much why bother having other dogs, and why put other animals in that position at all where they can be killed by the pits?

lmao look at this big whiny baby

Rhymenoserous
May 23, 2008

Crewmine posted:

listen rear end in a top hat if you don't understand why I turned my house into a warzone by getting a selection of pets that all want to brutally maim one another and me then I don't even know where to BEGIN with you

I have to buy pets every week to keep the warzone fully operational. I bought cats because I had mice problems, dogs to keep the cats in check, lions to keep the dogs in check and elephants to keep the lions in check. I find myself having to introduce more mice into the population to keep the elephants in check. Fortunately mice are cheap.

I'd like to introduce another animal to keep the elephants in check other than mice, but so far no luck.

Triangulum
Oct 3, 2007

by Lowtax

boom boom boom posted:

a very doofy Large Gay Daughter?

That's a pretty mean thing to call Superconsndar

truth hurts man

dirtycajun
Aug 27, 2004

SUCKING DICKS AND SQUEEZING TITTIES

boom boom boom posted:

a very doofy Large Gay Daughter?

The way he lets the drat pig at him it is more likely a gay son and he is very large.

rap music
Mar 11, 2006

i hope my dog brutally murders everyone in this thread

dirtycajun
Aug 27, 2004

SUCKING DICKS AND SQUEEZING TITTIES

rap music posted:

i hope my dog brutally murders everyone in this thread

If it is not a pitbull you are condemning another breed to death.

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012

Rhymenoserous posted:

I have to buy pets every week to keep the warzone fully operational. I bought cats because I had mice problems, dogs to keep the cats in check, lions to keep the dogs in check and elephants to keep the lions in check. I find myself having to introduce more mice into the population to keep the elephants in check. Fortunately mice are cheap.

I'd like to introduce another animal to keep the elephants in check other than mice, but so far no luck.

According to my research,

elephant wikipedia posted:

The adult African bush elephant generally has no natural predators (other than humans)
so I would recommend that you personally enter the fray to dispatch an elephant once a fortnight or so

rap music
Mar 11, 2006

dirtycajun posted:

If it is not a pitbull you are condemning another breed to death.

Oh it is. :hehe:

dirtycajun
Aug 27, 2004

SUCKING DICKS AND SQUEEZING TITTIES

Nice
:smugdog:

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation
are we at the part where we just spam pictures of dogs yet, i think thats the best part of threads about dogs well here is a picture of my good one looking at my bird cage and thinking about gbs, and what bird guts would taste like squished against his teeth




thinking about the great outdoors...



here they are thinking about christmas. what's in the boxes?? no peeking!



here they are telling the LGD about christmas. have you heard the good news??



Here are a few pictures of them practicing "no no no!! do not kill!" with various mortal animals. good job guys! Practice makes perfect!











Here they are at a birthday party. Who wants cake!?





Happy birthday little guy!

and finally here is a picture of frankie humping this one when he was a baby dog, it shows their deep bond that they have together.



Well thanks for looking at my pictures. what are some of YOUR favorite pictures gbs?

Crewmine
Apr 26, 2012
dog pictures

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp

Superconsndar posted:


and finally here is a picture of frankie humping this one when he was a baby dog, it shows their deep bond that they have together.



Well thanks for looking at my pictures. what are some of YOUR favorite pictures gbs?

forget the pit bulls, frankie and his rapeface is loving terrifying

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation
It's the only face he knows; and keeps him safe in a house of murderdogs. He rules through fear.

Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006

DDFH
Frankie reminds me of a depraved, slightly smaller, Danny Devito

Withnail
Feb 11, 2004
pit bull attack police dog

http://www.delawareonline.com/story/news/crime/2014/12/30/pit-bull-shot-attack-county/21050895/

that pit bull dead now



Edit. In other pit bull news, big party tonight

Withnail fucked around with this message at 00:56 on Jan 1, 2015

steinrokkan
Apr 2, 2011



Soiled Meat
Nice pictures, I guess the noble, cute and fully independent Germans can't harm the minorities within their enclosure. In fact I guess we should ask the pit bulls to keep peace throughout your estate, until a righteous communist revolt sees you executed and your family's property redistribted.

poverty goat
Feb 15, 2004



i love my pitbull. he is so gentle and sweet, everyone acts all scared but they just dont know anything about pit bulls. i do

wtftastic
Jul 24, 2006

"In private, we will be mercifully free from the opinions of imbeciles and fools."

gggiiimmmppp posted:

i love my pitbull. he is so gentle and sweet, everyone acts all scared but they just dont know anything about pit bulls. i do



Feed your poo poo dog less

DicktheCat
Feb 15, 2011

Super, dem are some nice murderdogs ahtellyawhat. (Seriously, though, they are pretty cute.)

Decrepus
May 21, 2008

In the end, his dominion did not touch a single poster.


gggiiimmmppp posted:

i love my pitbull. he is so gentle and sweet, everyone acts all scared but they just dont know anything about pit bulls. i do



Is this a fuckin Dark Souls boss

suck my woke dick
Oct 10, 2012

:siren:I CANNOT EJACULATE WITHOUT SEEING NATIVE AMERICANS BRUTALISED!:siren:

Put this cum-loving slave on ignore immediately!

lol

No. 6
Jun 30, 2002

Pits are shits

Supercondescending
Jul 4, 2007

ok frankies now lets get in formation
im sick and feel like crap and just want to sit here and die and one of mine won't stop flinging toys at me because he's bored and one of the toys just bounced off of my head and he won't go away and I'm going to die like this

so ya p much pits are poo poo

bonestructure
Sep 25, 2008

by Ralp
oh god frankie will sense your weakness

whip
Apr 9, 2007

by Lowtax

Dat rear end :B

Flesh Forge
Jan 31, 2011

LET ME TELL YOU ABOUT MY DOG
happytogether.jpg

ClearAirTurbulence
Apr 20, 2010
The earth has music for those who listen.
NSFW that canine child pornography please.

Hungry Joe
Nov 27, 2006

DDFH

gggiiimmmppp posted:

i love my pitbull. he is so gentle and sweet, everyone acts all scared but they just dont know anything about pit bulls. i do



You need to walk your dog more

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gary oldmans diary
Sep 26, 2005

Crewmine posted:

dog pictures


something wrong with that cat

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