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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:I read this thread title as "I haven't ejaculated in a mouth" and I thought "me too, op. me too." same
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Dec 29, 2014 20:57
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I love stroking my big hard cock and jizzing huge ropes of cum
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I ejaculate at least twice a day. If left to my own devices I will ejaculate seven or maybe eight times a day.
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Dec 29, 2014 21:38
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has anyone in this thread actually gone a month without ejaculating what does it feel like
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Dec 29, 2014 21:45
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fanged wang posted:has anyone in this thread actually gone a month without ejaculating what does it feel like I think its actually bad for you physically
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Dec 29, 2014 21:49
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fanged wang posted:has anyone in this thread actually gone a month without ejaculating what does it feel like Wouldn't you just ejaculate while sleeping?
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Dec 29, 2014 21:51
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redshirt posted:Wouldn't you just ejaculate while sleeping? lol dont ask me!! i literally just ejaculated
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Dec 29, 2014 21:52
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fanged wang posted:has anyone in this thread actually gone a month without ejaculating what does it feel like
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Dec 29, 2014 22:01
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:I read this thread title as "I haven't ejaculated in a mouth" and I thought "me too, op. me too." If you do your stretches and lose your tremendous gut you can probably reach your own peepee with your mouth.
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Dec 29, 2014 22:09
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hasn't anyone done any time in jail it's impossible to jack off in there man, but when you get out it's like holy gently caress, that 3 year stretch i did was totally worth the huge load i busted in that gas station bathroom stall
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Dec 29, 2014 22:11
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cams posted:i don't think i've gone more than a couple weeks in like 14 years of pounding my cock comin up on sixteen years of shooting jizz from my dick for me and i've never gone longer than four days since and that one time i went that long i was appalled at the volume of semen i produced and i was like drat did you see how much jizz i shot on your belly and she was like meh i've seen more and then we broke up a little bit after that so i resolved to never not beat my dick every day again
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Dec 29, 2014 22:12
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Harry in Rio posted:hasn't anyone done any time in jail lol if you aren't tearing up the booty of anyone smaller than you when locked up
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Dec 29, 2014 22:13
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Be sure to eat a lot of red meat, asparagus, and smoke a whole pack of cigarettes a good 6 hours before you do the deed OP.
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Dec 29, 2014 22:20
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Blue Train posted:lol if you aren't tearing up the booty of anyone smaller than you when locked up i'm 5'1 and 200 pounds but i wear it well ok
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Dec 29, 2014 22:23
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:What does it feel like to ejaculate? Other than really good A brief moment of blank-mindedness then a return to clarity for about 4 hours.
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Dec 30, 2014 00:25
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C.P.A.N. posted:A brief moment of blank-mindedness then a return to clarity for about an hour. ever do a really big bong rip and your vision washes out and you get a head rush, like that but tinglier and focused in your penus
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Dec 30, 2014 00:36
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Longest I've gone is 3 weeks. I've never had a wet dream nor has anyone I know, (I ask my friends regularly) do they even exist?
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krampster2 posted:Longest I've gone is 3 weeks. I've never had a wet dream nor has anyone I know, (I ask my friends regularly) do they even exist? I had a wet dream in high school thinking about my friend's hot mom one night
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Dec 30, 2014 00:48
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vyst posted:I had a wet dream in high school thinking about my friend's hot mom one night Hmm, the only wet dreams I had were the ones where I peed myself
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Dec 30, 2014 00:54
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people who don't masturbate think it's making them more virile. lol
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Dec 30, 2014 00:59
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fanged wang posted:comin up on sixteen years of shooting jizz from my dick for me and i've never gone longer than four days since and that one time i went that long i was appalled at the volume of semen i produced and i was like drat did you see how much jizz i shot on your belly and she was like meh i've seen more and then we broke up a little bit after that so i resolved to never not beat my dick every day again Lmao
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Dec 30, 2014 00:59
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Harry in Rio posted:hasn't anyone done any time in jail Isn't there always that one grody motherfucker who just straight up jacks it in the corner regardless how many people are there going "Dude, loving stop."
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Dec 30, 2014 00:59
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Kids go for years without masturbating I should be able to do it for 3 months at least.
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Dec 30, 2014 01:00
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Erethizon_dorsatum posted:What does it feel like to ejaculate? Other than really good It makes you feel cool for a while, like a skateboarder or a surfer
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Dec 30, 2014 01:10
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Man you must have to have some real creative genius to come up with a gif like this. How does anyone even look at that footage and have the thought "mmm yeah what I need to do here is just make a can come out of her rear end and then make a big wet chicken come out of the can." Unless that's your fetish I don't see how you could even dream up poo poo like that.
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Dec 30, 2014 01:17
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All that backed-up sperm isn't really bad for you, as it's normally broken down and replaced. It's what happens to guys who've had vasectomies, and why they don't have constant blue balls (after the first 3 weeks, that is) Letting the prostate idle is really bad, though, and leads to an increased risk of cancer. Even if you're not horny, beat off daily for maintenance. /brotalk
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Dec 30, 2014 01:38
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Reset_Smith posted:Letting the prostate idle is really bad, though, and leads to an increased risk of cancer. Also rear end stuff, serious. Prostate cancer is common in these times because of our sedentary nature, sitting down restricts blood flow to the prostate increasing risk. If you massage it though it's great for freeing up blood flow. What I'm saying is gbs gives you prostate cancer and the only cure is finger in the rear end.
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Dec 30, 2014 01:50
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Aferisan posted:Kids go for years without masturbating I should be able to do it for 3 months at least. why would you want to
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Dec 30, 2014 02:16
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troubled teen posted:why would you want to something something beta alpha omega quack psychology
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Dec 30, 2014 02:17
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I've always wanted to fart out someone else's spunk.
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Dec 30, 2014 02:17
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PixieDreamGirl posted:I've always wanted to fart out someone else's spunk. txt me
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Dec 30, 2014 02:20
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Blue Train posted:txt me
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Dec 30, 2014 02:23
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Kleen_TheRowdyDog posted:I read this thread title as "I haven't ejaculated in a mouth" and I thought "me too, op. me too." lmao try not looking like a pizza faced oval office with no social skills.
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Blue Train posted:txt me asl?
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Dec 30, 2014 02:29
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If I dont jerk off my anxiety and stress will manifest itself in extra testosterone giving me the boost to my social skills.
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use your new super testosterone man powers to find one or more living breathing human receptacles for your jiz, then jiz in them every 2-7 days from here on out. The quality of your ejaculation does not keep increasing after a week or so, if anything it gets worse. You should probably make sure to jiz at least twice the first time, since the first one will be terrible.
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