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"Man, what a dope!"
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my dad used to do this thing where he'd yell "BAT STOP" and slam the brakes of our station wagon, sending us skidding really fast. it felt crazy as a kid but i bet as an adult i'd be less impressed.
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"Mama mia, where's-a my pizza?"
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"Load. The. Gun."
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Dec 31, 2014 00:09
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"You little poo poo! Just you wait until your OTHER FATHER comes home!!"
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Don't do a half-rear end job.
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praxis posted:"A man should always carry a lighter, a knife and a handkerchief. There's nothing the worls can throw at you that you can't cut, burn or tie off well enough to get you home." Your dad knows what's up, for real. My dad used to say "Why do you need more than one chair? You've only got one butt." He hasn't said that in a while, but I say it now. 
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Dec 31, 2014 01:07
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"Actually it's about ethics in gaming journalism."
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"If you don't stop crying I'm going to give you something to REALLY cry about."
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