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QUEEN CAUCUS posted:*smiles crookedly* That's enough out of you, Prissy Snatch
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*looks a bit weird and scary*
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i shoot dudes dicks off with lasers
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TBQH I think I would be a really good one if someone gave me a bunch of money and power.
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Despite being a genius criminal mastermind, is still thwarted by a middle-aged alcoholic womanizer. How embarrassing.
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loves only gold plans poorly pets cat gets hot chicks to sex dies but comes back??
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*bites stuff*
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all right mr. bond. I hooked up your new digital cable package. because you didn't specify you wanted hbo you aren't getting it but you got a bunch of othr fuckin channels no one would ever wannt to read like "tv land" and 4 differe nt channels that show syndicated reruns of procedural dramas from the mid 2000s. it costs the same as the one with HBO. you cannot escape from this trap. the contract is airtight and locked in for the next 12 months and it's gonna blow your pussy inside out
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*Has a bunch of henchman that turn into better fighters they closer they are to the end of the film*
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*Takes the woman Bond raped to the hospital*
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couple nights ago a really drunk college kid told me they should have made kurt russell james bond instead of pierce brosnan and the more i think about it the cooler it sounds
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I'll get you next time, Gadget!
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:couple nights ago a really drunk college kid told me they should have made kurt russell james bond instead of pierce brosnan and the more i think about it the cooler it sounds woah
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So dudes I've injected bond with a virus that causes death in 24 hours. I left him strapped to a chair antidote just out of reach to mock him but now he's escaped and I think he's really mad. Can anyone help?!
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:couple nights ago a really drunk college kid told me they should have made kurt russell james bond instead of pierce brosnan and the more i think about it the cooler it sounds https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9EwMHtri1rg
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GrrrlSweatshirt posted:couple nights ago a really drunk college kid told me they should have made kurt russell james bond instead of pierce brosnan and the more i think about it the cooler it sounds Thatīs not a bad idea. I would pay to see this. Like, a lot.
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*has sex with james bond*
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Hello, I am the big evil villain bad guy man! I speak English, but with a non-British and probably even non-native accent. I do my best to look sinister. You can also tell that I am not nice by my having access to a weapon of mass destruction. I enjoy elaborate schemes and having a well-endowed young woman as my right-hand assassin type henchwoman. Like my adversary, I spout one-liners, but they are usually not as good as his. I am not good at womanizing.
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I remember when Mike Myers made these observations in Austin Powers. The first one was good and I recommend it.
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My twisted body is meant to be a reflection of my twisted soul and not an indictment of all deformed/disabled people but try telling that to Tumblr, lol!
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Three Olives posted:TBQH I think I would be a really good one if someone gave me a bunch of money and power. ah, mr bond, welcome to my secret underground condo
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And now to reveal my evil masterplan.... Public healthcare
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*Is a world class assassin* *Bitches out of a duel with Bond, then tries to ambush him* *Still gets loving killed, because I have no situational awareness*
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I have an army of henchmen at my disposal despite the fact that I yell at, berate and occasionally kill them for no good reason. For the more competent ones (often women), I prefer to wait until Bond is nearby to kill before laughing maniacally and spouting something about them having "outlived their usefulness" or something similar.
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The greatest villain in the movies in the British government who keep trying to prevent these innovative geniuses from creating a better world
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The Glumslinger posted:The greatest villain in the movies in the British government who keep trying to prevent these innovative geniuses from creating a better world Indeed. "M" is for "Monster".
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Famke Jansen please strangle me with your legs I genuinely want famke to stranngle me with those legs
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A couple night ago I suck a fag dick. Thought I'd share  God bless in this New eyar
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naem posted:Famke Jansen please strangle me with your legs https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OUH3B1lPvYM
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Three Olives posted:TBQH I think I would be a really good one if someone gave me a bunch of money and power. you wouldn't need either 
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