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Mr. Wednesday posted:You should have read the reviews OP http://www.amazon.com/Haribo-Sugar-...howViewpoints=0 Wow. quote:I can't imagine where all of those poor men (and women) pooped that day. I keep envisioning men on roofs, crossing their legs and trying to decide if they can make it down the ladder, or if they should just jump. got drat.
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could dr. goon please explain why sugar free gummy bears cause the screaming shitpukes and why they havent been taken off the market
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Jan 4, 2015 08:45
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sugar alcohols are used as a sugar substitute sometimes but they can't be processed by the human stomach. they basically go completely undigested in to the small/large intestine where your gut bacteria nom nom nom that poo poo up and as a bi-product of the bacteria digestion you get a lot of gas as a byproduct. i forget the specifics of it. if you eat enough basically your GI tract becomes bloated with gas and liquid. of course sugar alcohols affect people differently some people aren't super bothered by it while others only need a relatively small portion to suffer from a complete rear end volcano as to why they haven't been taken off the market? honestly, sugar substitutes aren't dangerous at all just don't eat more than the portion size you big goon
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Jan 4, 2015 08:53
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why would you get sugar free gummy bears just get real gummy bears and don't be a fat sack the rest of the time
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Jan 4, 2015 09:30
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Literal Carehaver posted:
Goon law dictates that once you open a bag of Gummies you have to finish the entire thing in one sitting. Moridin920 posted:...don't be a fat sack the rest of the time So do you guys not know where you are? Is this a joke to you!?
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Jan 4, 2015 11:17
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One time I got food poisoning from bad chorizo tacos and after making GBS threads my insides out like a flash flood I had no appetite and ingested nothing but carefully sipped water for 8 days. Look out for the bad chorizo.
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Jan 4, 2015 12:40
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Consider your taint reaped.
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Jan 4, 2015 14:46
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Germs found on the human taint:
Hope that helps
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Jan 4, 2015 14:50
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Literal Carehaver posted:sugar alcohols are used as a sugar substitute sometimes but they can't be processed by the human stomach. they basically go completely undigested in to the small/large intestine where your gut bacteria nom nom nom that poo poo up and as a bi-product of the bacteria digestion you get a lot of gas as a byproduct. i forget the specifics of it. if you eat enough basically your GI tract becomes bloated with gas and liquid. of course sugar alcohols affect people differently some people aren't super bothered by it while others only need a relatively small portion to suffer from a complete rear end volcano Doesn't it kill the bacteria because the sugar alcohols have zero caloric value and the bacteria basically starve?
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Jan 4, 2015 17:11
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spankmeister posted:Doesn't it kill the bacteria because the sugar alcohols have zero caloric value and the bacteria basically starve? I think what he's saying is also that bacteria that feed on this particular nom get to thrive while everything else gets gassed which might be problematic
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Jan 4, 2015 18:39
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poo poo on your cat. if you do not have a cat poo poo on someones cat. DO NOT WASTE YOUR RANCID SHITS BY NOT PUTTING THEM ON CATS.
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Jan 4, 2015 19:02
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Literal Carehaver posted:sugar alcohols are used as a sugar substitute sometimes but they can't be processed by the human stomach. they basically go completely undigested in to the small/large intestine where your gut bacteria nom nom nom that poo poo up and as a bi-product of the bacteria digestion you get a lot of gas as a byproduct. i forget the specifics of it. if you eat enough basically your GI tract becomes bloated with gas and liquid. of course sugar alcohols affect people differently some people aren't super bothered by it while others only need a relatively small portion to suffer from a complete rear end volcano It's also why too much prune juice can cause explosive diarrhea/bloating from gas, it has a sugar called sorbitol that can't be easily digested by the body and also causes water to be pulled into the GI system. etalian fucked around with this message at 19:09 on Jan 4, 2015 |
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Jan 4, 2015 19:06
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spankmeister posted:Doesn't it kill the bacteria because the sugar alcohols have zero caloric value and the bacteria basically starve? naw your gut flora don't die im pretty sure sugar alcohols actually have a modest caloric value but for packaging/FDA purposes they have none because humans pretty much can't digest it at all in the stomach Lichy posted:I think what he's saying is also that bacteria that feed on this particular nom get to thrive while everything else gets gassed which might be problematic your gut flora are pretty much omnipresent unless your GI is completely hosed. sugar alcohols get fed upon and the increased gas in the bowel draws in water through osmotic pressure i think. the combination of gas and watery stools is where things get problematic. again varies on person to person and how much sugar alcohols they consumed. 20g is borderline for symptons, 40g has greater potential for pain/misery and anything beyond that its like why are you even doing this stop
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Jan 4, 2015 19:06
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Thank you for poop advice gbs
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Jan 4, 2015 23:35
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Extremely High Dose Antibiotics seems like your only chance bro
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Jan 4, 2015 23:37
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You should see the people here who got big into dabs. That poo poo can't be healthy. It's just like getting really really high when you do it here and there, but some people are taking it to a whole new level. It's like the heroin to herbs percocet, and I can't imagine we're going to be hearing good things about the health of people who do it nonstop daily 20 years from now.
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Jan 4, 2015 23:40
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Literal Carehaver posted:naw your gut flora don't die im pretty sure sugar alcohols actually have a modest caloric value but for packaging/FDA purposes they have none because humans pretty much can't digest it at all in the stomach I remember in college a girl I knew who had a mild flu that week asked me why her guts felt so rough after she took antibiotics to treat it that was pretty lol
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Jan 4, 2015 23:49
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Lichy posted:I remember in college a girl I knew who had a mild flu that week asked me why her guts felt so rough after she took antibiotics to treat it getting sick tends to make people act dumb/overreact Doublestep posted:Thank you for poop advice gbs i majored in poopology you can tell from my posts
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Jan 5, 2015 00:01
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http://www.fool.com/investing/general/2015/01/03/forget-ebola-the-cdc-just-declared-this-infectious.aspx rip op
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Literal Carehaver posted:
Ah, a fellow poop academic. What was your major area of study? Mine was an offshoot. Not quite poop but very closely related. Cranal rectomology. Perhaps you had to take a beginner's course in it?
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