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dans
Nov 30, 2004

Grimey Drawer
This parody thread takes place in an alternate universe where the Germans won the war.

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TEAYCHES
Jun 23, 2002

hitler still would have lost because russia would have just invaded later and won

Jabronie
Jun 4, 2011

In an investigation, details matter.
auf Homosexuell ist

fivethree
Jul 28, 2014
russia has(d) mammoth tanks and tesla coils

dans
Nov 30, 2004

Grimey Drawer

fivethree posted:

russia has(d) mammoth tanks and tesla coils

Yeah, but when the Germans conquered America, they unlocked Tanya

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



the russian aren't actually good at warfare they just have a lot of land
that's what i heard anyways

Miggles
Dec 8, 2003

I am so glad the best looking uniform ever designed doesn't have a social stigmata connected to it.

Also, the toothbrush mustache is in again this year. That's 70 years straight!

Darkman Fanpage
Jul 4, 2012
ive reported this thread to the gestapo you're hosed op

Lard on Fork
Feb 22, 2006
I mean I will holler at it
im goy

Truman Peyote
Oct 11, 2006



What if the Germans had *won* the war, Lemon?

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

ethanol posted:

the russian aren't actually good at warfare they just have a lot of land
that's what i heard anyways

and a lot of russians

ANIME IS BLOOD
Sep 4, 2008

by zen death robot

paranoid randroid
Mar 4, 2007
they didnt invade russia because in this alternate timeline, hitler wasnt a methed-up spaz

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



if teh germans had won they never would have actually invaded america and we would have made a killing selling tractors to the german lebensraum colonists. john deere would be a megacorp.

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



there wouldn't be a russia.jpg thread, just a slaverace.jpg thread

Lightanchor
Nov 2, 2012
because nazism is a kind of communism

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



nah it just stole an idea or two from socialism

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Lightanchor posted:

because nazism is a kind of communism

socialism < communism < capitalism < ???

Frog Act
Feb 10, 2012



>islamic gommunism

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Frog Act posted:

if teh germans had won they never would have actually invaded america and we would have made a killing selling tractors to the german lebensraum colonists. john deere would be a megacorp.

slavs are a world treasure:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zUx3h63Xbpk

David Copperfield
Mar 14, 2004


im david copperfield
well-timed advances in camo tracksuits

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007




not sure

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)

ethanol posted:

not sure

Anonymous jidf

Hot Dog Day #82
Jul 5, 2003

Soiled Meat
If Germany had won the war then Philip K Dick would have never wrote "The Man in the High Castle" which would be a shame since it is really quite good.

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Nation posted:

Anonymous jidf

im 1/8 jewish but sometimes i feel like the 1 jew is controlling the other 7 parts of me

Nathilus
Apr 4, 2002

I alone can see through the media bias.

I'm also stupid on a scale that can only be measured in Reddits.
not enough ammo to shoot all the russians.

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
ill make you an honorary aryan

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
Do you have any Aryan in you? Want some?! :twisted:

etalian
Mar 20, 2006

Nathilus posted:

not enough ammo to shoot all the russians.

the real reason why germany lost again

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=361Ygl1RSiM

ethanol
Jul 13, 2007



Nation posted:

Do you have any Aryan in you? Want some?! :twisted:

2/8 of that is german soldier semen I forgot to add

i might have my fractions messed up

a whole buncha crows
May 8, 2003

WHEN WE DON'T KNOW WHO TO HATE, WE HATE OURSELVES.-SA USER NATION (AKA ME!)
Ill invade ur rhineland with my 2/8

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Digiwizzard
Dec 23, 2003


Pork Pro
this isn't canon

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