ATTN ALL JONS, JOHNS, JOANS, & JOMS

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Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

There can only be one.

Joes, Jos, Joas, and 'Os, we will have our meeting at a later date.

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Wicker Man: Sep 5, 2007; Just like Columbus...; Clapping Larry

Y'all fuckers got the most generic name in America.

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i must compose: Jul 4, 2010; Until the lions have their own historians, the history of the hunt will always glorify the hunter.

thoguht this was a thread about jams fruit and/or musical and was sadly disappointed downvote

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Emmideer: Oct 20, 2011; Lovely night, no?; Grimey Drawer

i must compose posted:

thoguht this was a thread about jams fruit and/or musical and was sadly disappointed downvote

if elected the one true jon I will give all supporters jam

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burritolingus: Nov 6, 2007; by Ralp

You forgot somebody.

J'onn J'onnz, the Martian Manhunter.

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JainDoh: Nov 5, 2002; Omar strollin'

I'm your huckleberry.

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Al Nipper: May 7, 2008; by XyloJW

im Jom

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haunted bong: Jun 24, 2007

im jorn

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Brutal Garcon: Nov 2, 2014

Do "Jean" and "Sean" qualify for this?

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Mr. Pumroy: May 20, 2001

it's the 21st century, it's time we dispense of this silent h nonsense and pledge allegiance to jon

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JainDoh: Nov 5, 2002; Omar strollin'

Well said, friend. I couldn't agree more.

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StevePerry: Sep 5, 2003; don't stop believin

This is going to be problematic here in the South, where we have Joe-Johns.

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Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

jon pop?

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Croatoan: Jun 24, 2005; I am inevitable.
ROBBLE GROBBLE

You know how we call the customer of a prostitute a "John" and we also call a men's urinal a "John"? Makes you think, huh.

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Lucky Guy: Jan 24, 2013; TY for no bm

im jorb

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Gwyneth Palpate: Jun 7, 2010; Do you want your breadcrumbs highlighted?

~SMcD

jom rpeorting in

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JainDoh: Nov 5, 2002; Omar strollin'

Peachstapler posted:

This is going to be problematic here in the South, where we have Joe-Johns.

I do not forsee any "Joe-Johns" being problematic, personally.

There can only be one. I know some of you cowards lurking in this thread are given Johns. Your silence will not save you.

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boethius: Jul 10, 2001; Space bunnies have three ears

Jokqn Jormb

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yoyodyne: May 7, 2007

My name is also Jom.

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Shakenbaker: Nov 14, 2005; Grimey Drawer

So what if someone's named John but they go by something else? I ask because of a friend of mine...

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Bobert Bobertson: Apr 1, 2014

joe jack

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a hole-y ghost: May 10, 2010

Jon Do posted:

I'm your huckleberry.

tfw no huckleberry :smith:

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