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MegaGatts posted:If i had a psychic friend and that friend told me to sell him out plus I'd get like $2800 id sell him out. would you kill yourself ater?
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Jan 5, 2015 21:21
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MegaGatts posted:If i had a psychic friend and that friend told me to sell him out plus I'd get like $2800 id sell him out. poo poo, I'll do it for a five dollar foot long or an Apple gift card. My price is lower so, if you really think about it, I'm even BETTER than Judas.
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Jan 5, 2015 21:22
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Jan 5, 2015 21:25
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nomadologique posted:would you kill yourself ater? Actually Jesus and Judas swapped bodies when Judas kissed him. Jesus still wanted to die for our sins but figured he'd do it quick and private.
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Jan 5, 2015 21:25
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nomadologique posted:would you kill yourself ater? Idk, depends on how well my life is going. $2800 really doesn't go that far.
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Jan 5, 2015 21:26
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does the movie have the 6+ costume changes jesus goes through in the bible? pilates and harold and the evil jews all undress and dress him in different fancy attire after they take turns kicking his rear end it mustve been like seeing britney in vegas
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Jan 5, 2015 21:26
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Volume posted:I mean hes walked on water, turned water into wine, raised the dead, but he can't just teleport himself off the cross? Real big pot hole imo It's part of a Jewish conspiracy.
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Jan 5, 2015 21:28
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think about this, you have this big gay crush on this really rad dude for lik eyears and years, i mean years and years, but nobody around you is gay or allowed to be gay and this dude finally lies a big loving wet sopping kiss fright on your lips and says "do your wrost bad guy..." and asks you to turn him in and you pop a boner right then and there and you just HVAE to run out of there so none of your friends can see would you turn him in?? (after he turned you on??)
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Jan 5, 2015 21:28
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For real tho read Zealot: The Life and Times of Jesus of Nazareth. it is v. good and informative. Also https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vwWbPpFZ31s
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Jan 5, 2015 21:29
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nomadologique posted:this is such a bad understanding. So basically he was Thor trying to get his hammer out of the dirt?
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Jan 5, 2015 21:31
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It was a power move OP. In exchange for getting strung up on a cross, he got to transform into a lich and now he eats souls all day. It's a hell of a good deal for him.
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