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- the theme tune will be composed and performed by the Baha Men - Desmond Llellwyn will return, albeit computer rendered as "Q-Bert" - Bond will be cucked by "Le Bombonerie" (Jason Statham) who will screw Pessie Femsworth (Zooey Deschanel) on a Bahaman island while Bond watches from the corner, clutching her beaded sandals - Bond's car will be the General Lee, painted Mission Brown. Special features: door hinges - the first 2 letters of SPECTRE actually stand for "spastic" 
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They need to plan the next movie with settings conducive to a multiplayer shooter Or bring back duran duran
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I'd like to see famke Jansen leg strangle some more dudes
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thats half the facts that were promised op
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Idiot Kicker posted:They need to plan the next movie with settings conducive to a multiplayer shooter serious post, they need to fire and kill purvis & wade, in that order
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They need to get Tom Waits to do a bond theme. Extra points if he shows up in the credits like Sheena Easton.
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naem posted:I'd like to see famke Jansen leg strangle some more dudes she's almost my mother's age
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Egbert Souse posted:They need to get Tom Waits to do a bond theme. Extra points if he shows up in the credits like Sheena Easton. Hrvmpghf... James BOOOAND...in an alley full of toast... hrmfvraaaAAAALL...YAH! *dope triangle solo*
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the next bond theme is by skrillex
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:the next bond theme is by skrillex i loving hate dubstep but that'd still be an improvement over god drat alicia keys and jack white. or even madonna
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Sheng-ji Yang posted:thats half the facts that were promised op
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- in an effort to woo American audiences, the role of M will be played by Ruby Wax - Felix Leiter will return as an ethnically ambiguous agent who proclaims himself to be "illin like Bob Dylan" - most of Bond's lines will be taken from the writings of Bon Scott
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Yah but what are the bottom 10 facts about the new bond film?
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Torka posted:she's almost my mother's age She's still hot
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-its not skyfall 
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gary oldmans diary posted:WHO LET THE BOND OUT WHO WHO WHO WHO drat did u come up with that in under one min or did you have it ready to go nice
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Idris Elba is cast as the next Bond, but is then replaced by Don Cheadle in the followup movie.
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Torka posted:she's almost my mother's age Monica Bellucci is 50 and is going to be the next Bond girl.
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Chrpno posted:- the theme tune will be composed and performed by the Baha Men 5 more facts to add -Christoph Waltz will be Blofeld with hair, Patrick Stewart will be bald Blofeld but in blackface. -Moneypenny will get a sex change operation and be known as Uncle Buck. -Bond will wear an "I Can't Breathe" t-shirt over his suit. -There will be a scene where Bond is on the show Jeopardy. One witty retort will be "He didn't say that in the form of a question." -Bond will consistently ask others throughout the movie to call him Betty.
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evilcrusher2 posted:5 more facts to add ooo racial After original director Peter Jackson goes way over budget and over time, the producers bring in Terry Gilliam
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fun fact the script for spectre states that in the climax bond shoots blofeld in the head studio execs indicated that they felt this was too dark for bond to do, so expect that not to end up happening after all!
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TailsButtholeGuy posted:fun fact the script for spectre states that in the climax bond shoots blofeld in the head he shoots him in the nuts instead? mama mia!!
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Chrpno posted:he shoots him in the nuts instead? mama mia!! roger moore already did this https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XbqxXFv1sik&t=57s
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Mr Wint and Mr Kidd return, played by Jarvis Cocker and Russell Brand with his popular catchphrase "it's just howwibo"
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-Moviegoers will have the option of rolling a female bond.
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Torka posted:she's almost my mother's age is your mother, uh, a nice lady with strong legs??
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Egbert Souse posted:They need to get Tom Waits to do a bond theme. Extra points if he shows up in the credits like Sheena Easton. If only  With one eye on the pistoooooool
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-We will see a clearly anxious Bond popping Viagra in the bathroom before he fucks a (wo)man.
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blofeld kills James bond and then reveals he is wearing a mask. Underneath, he has jAmes bond's face. Smash cut to black
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Bond will be constantly vaping weed during the film and at one point tells Blofeld that "You are being a real loving bummer, you know".
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