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give him a rose from t he bachelor and let him get to the finals at the end you suck his dick and then are like ha naaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa and you date the other girl
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I've always found that baking a cake is a great way to thank someone. Perhaps you can try it too, provided you are a woman
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Jan 6, 2015 21:58
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ever see HBO's rome? remember when the redheaded bitch gives a naked slave with a huge decorated dick as a gift? do that
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Jan 6, 2015 22:03
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give him a wife, OP
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Jan 6, 2015 22:11
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DOWN JACKET FETISH posted:give him a wife, OP preferably one without cancer
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Jan 6, 2015 22:21
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steel-toed boot to the snizz
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Jan 6, 2015 22:46
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girls like pillows so if its a girl go to like shutterfly and order a pillow with your picture on it for her also be sure to autograph it to demonstrate an alpha male attitude
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Jan 6, 2015 23:08
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get powdered sugar, cocoa powder, wax paper, and chocolate chips. mix the cocoa powder and powdered sugar together with water and adjust ratios until you get a consistency similar to playdough. You don't need very much water to get this consistency. Taste a bit and make sure it has a good chocolately taste and not like powdered sugar. Adjust if needed. Melt the chocolate chips in a double boiler, then make the cocoa and sugar mix into little balls. When the chips are melted, roll the balls in the chocolate to get them coated, best done one at a time. Put them on wax paper when they are done. Now you have really good chocolate things that most people will like. If you are feeling ambitious tie up each one in tissue paper. Good gift. Ocean Book fucked around with this message at 23:21 on Jan 6, 2015 |
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A chocolate bunny with the hollow space full of centipedes.
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Jan 7, 2015 02:06
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He surprised you with $500, the appropriate response is to give him some surprise sex.
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Jan 7, 2015 02:26
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dad gay. so what posted:cum on his face
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Jan 7, 2015 02:27
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rim job
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Jan 7, 2015 02:33
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xWhatever blow job.
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Jan 7, 2015 02:44
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worship him as a god
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Jan 7, 2015 02:50
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Windows 98 posted:cum on his face much like your roommate did, on your girlfriend.
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Jan 7, 2015 02:59
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Actually sit on his cat. Ok, seriously, the thank you note with the chocolate strawberries should cover it. Alternate joke answer: drain the THC from the weed into the chocolate then dip the strawberries into it.
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Jan 7, 2015 03:13
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you are poor and he doesn't want you to waste money on him. the best way to thank him would be getting a job.
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Jan 7, 2015 03:14
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A blowjob, duh serious answer: write a nice thank you note telling him what you did with the money (I recommend getting yourself a job interview outfit) and include a picture if appropriate.
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Jan 7, 2015 03:19
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Shithouse Dave posted:A blowjob, duh same answer but yourself with a full gimpsuit and ballgag, w/ receipt
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Jan 7, 2015 03:21
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TEAYCHES posted:same answer but yourself with a full gimpsuit and ballgag, w/ receipt this guy gets it; professional attire that will give you a leg up in your future industry (gimping)
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Jan 7, 2015 03:23
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Courtesy reach -around.
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open container posted:you are poor and he doesn't want you to waste money on him. the best way to thank him would be getting a job. Shithouse Dave posted:A blowjob, duh i ended up doing this because i remember he had a ton of candy at his house last timei was over there. his wife just died also and i think it was her idea to give me some money at least partially so i wrote him a nice long heartfelt note about how nice he and his wife have always been to me and stuff when someone does something real nice for you and you're in the chocolate aisle at walgreens it just feels like you're doing something so paltry it almost diminishes the organicness of the gift
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Jan 7, 2015 03:29
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If someone axed me to cat sit for them and I ever had to thank them, I would probably get one of those kits where you can make a mold of your dong and then create a dildo they can drill to a wall and butt gently caress themselves with.
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Frog Act posted:
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Jan 7, 2015 03:36
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buy some of his dead wife's oxycontin off of him that's a gift, because it'll be one less thing around to remind him of his grief
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Nigmaetcetera posted:buy some of his dead wife's oxycontin off of him it would own if that was a traditional part of the grieving process.
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Jan 7, 2015 03:39
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Look just repeat after the man in your avatar
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1.) FIND A HUGE APPLE 2.# GIVE IT TO THE GUY 3. ) I HOPE HE LIKE IT
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welp someone already said rim job so i guess ill go with my next suggestion of killing yourself in front of his grandchildren instead; best done with a gun of course, but make sure you give them yourFrog Act posted:3. weed first because you don't want to traumatize them you goddamned monster Seriouspost: poor guy's prob. lonely & sad, maybe just needs not to be alone. Maybe make dinner, hang out, talk about good times, be a friend.
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Jan 7, 2015 05:15
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I am personally disgusted that ya'll thought he should shine his elderly friend's knob
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Jan 7, 2015 05:20
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A good dicking
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Jan 7, 2015 07:20
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gently caress they mum
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Jan 7, 2015 09:02
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half a quarter of really good herb. trust me on this one
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Jan 7, 2015 09:09
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I like these chocolates:
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SpicyMeatSandwich posted:I am personally disgusted that ya'll thought he should shine his elderly friend's knob
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Jan 7, 2015 09:10
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say "thank you" or "thanks"
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Jan 7, 2015 09:25
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The note is enough.
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Had a better idea: Prostate Massage.
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