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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

Accretionist fucked around with this message at 10:34 on Jan 12, 2015

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LordArgh
Mar 17, 2009

Nap Ghost
fun fact: greenland and iceland is not the same place

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Mission creep.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

KaiserKarl posted:

Icelandic Horse steaks are quite delicious.

Foal steaks are the best. 420 eat horses every day.

TerryLennox
Oct 12, 2009

There is nothing tougher than a tough Mexican, just as there is nothing gentler than a gentle Mexican, nothing more honest than an honest Mexican, and above all nothing sadder than a sad Mexican. -R. Chandler.

The Mad Archivist posted:

*actually scotland

edit: or maybe it is iceland, poo poo

How much would it cost to rent that house? Give me optic fiber internet and a boat to go shopping and I'm set.

boom boom boom posted:

qIs that what all rainbows look like in iceland?

That really looks like an SCP object.

Accretionist posted:

Vikings cut down the forests which left Iceland's thin top soil subject to getting blown away by dry prevailing winds off the Atlantic.

There's interest in reforestation (since they're currently at ~0.5% forest cover) but it's a very slow going and a low priority

I was about to ask about the possibility of importing soil from abroad. Where could I read more about this?

Iceland rocks, I'll definitely have to visit someday.

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

History lesson:

In 1783 the ground near the mountain Laki was torn open and a massive amount of lava and ash spewed forth. The cloud of poison gasses from the craters left a haze that made the sun seem blood red, when it didn't block it out entirely, and deadly ashed rained from the skies:

"This past week, and the two prior to it, more poison fell from the sky than words can describe: ash, volcanic hairs, rain full of sulfur and saltpeter, all of it mixed with sand. The snouts, nostrils, and feet of livestock grazing or walking on the grass turned bright yellow and raw. All water went tepid and light blue in color and gravel slides turned gray. All the earth's plants burned, withered and turned gray, one after another, as the fire increased and neared the settlements."

About 75% of lifestock in Iceland died mostly from losing all their teeth to after eating ash covered grass and getting fluoride poisoning then starving. 20-25% of the population of Iceland, around 10.000 people, died as a result of the eruption or from the following famine. The Danes, who controlled Iceland at the time, made plans to evecuavate the entire population of Iceland and resettle them in the sands and moors of northern Jutland. But the plans were cancelled when they figured out how difficult, time consuming and costly it would be. The poison cloud spread to western Europe where it killed several thousand people and caused widespread crop failures. The most notable crop failure is probably the one in French which is thought to have contributed to the start of the French Revolution.

The best thing is that a similar, or worse, eruption could happen again.

FreudianSlippers fucked around with this message at 17:48 on Jan 13, 2015

Al Nipper
May 7, 2008

by XyloJW

Accretionist posted:

Beautiful Ocean Vistas!


Vibrant Downtown Reykjavik!


Famous Faxafloi Island!

Pictured: Halifax, any Canadian downtown in winter, BC coast.

What I'm saying is you could basically get the Iceland experience (minus volcanoes and fluffy ponies) in Canada for a lot cheaper.

For example someone could have told me this was in the prairies and I'd believe them.


I was hyped on seeing iceland but goons have to ruin everything. 2k for a weekly car rental? Really?

chickie nugs for brekkie
May 17, 2010

Al Nipper posted:

What I'm saying is you could basically get the Iceland experience (minus volcanoes and fluffy ponies) in Canada for a lot cheaper.

But are the women as easy in Canada?

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO

volcano erupting int eh background, horses don't gaf

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

C.P.A.N. posted:

But are the women as easy in Canada?

canadian women are fairly easy

Rooney McNibnug
Sep 2, 2008

"Life always hopes. When a definite object cannot be outlined, the indomitable spirit of hope still impels the living mass to move toward something--something that shall somehow be better."
Iceland has good music.

Obligatory/Obvious:
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qmXMA34CeoQ

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bz8iEJeh26E

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bOkUD4ZcEXc

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=TEC4nZ-yga8

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S1QtZqCiP7s

Neo-Classical:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hcslcbGArW4

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=imopIVhnpn0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHTFmJk7fH0

Punk:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bftMvhir8Cg

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mlCeTlpcq9c



And a nice documentary featuring many of the aformentioned:

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=IouTUtORAQ0

e: I don;t live there, so I'm sure there's a lot of other great local stuff.

babypolis
Nov 4, 2009

i met some french canadian girls once and from what i heard they are all slutty as gently caress

spud
Aug 27, 2003

by LITERALLY AN ADMIN

Al Nipper posted:

Pictured: Halifax, any Canadian downtown in winter, BC coast.

What I'm saying is you could basically get the Iceland experience (minus volcanoes and fluffy ponies) in Canada for a lot cheaper.

For example someone could have told me this was in the prairies and I'd believe them.


I was hyped on seeing iceland but goons have to ruin everything. 2k for a weekly car rental? Really?

Didn't cost me anything like 2k. It was probably around £350 for a 4x4 including Volcanic Ash damage Waiver (yes thats a thing), and 3rd party damage waiver.

WTF did 2k come from?

EDIT: I was 30 years old at the time. I guess its a lot more if you are like 19 or whatever.

GO YOU STUPID FUCKER, GO! It's an amazing place. I was driving down the road at like 60MPH, with sideways snow hitting the car due to the wind, the road covered in ice. At the side of the road were volcanic ash "fields" with heat smoking off them. In the distance was a waterfall that was "flowing" upwards due to the wind.

Never seen anything like it and I am very well traveled.

spud fucked around with this message at 23:14 on Jan 13, 2015

Top City Homo
Oct 15, 2014


Ramrod XTreme

babypolis posted:

i met some french canadian girls once and from what i heard they are all slutty as gently caress

they are wonderful treasures of canada

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

Teh bridges of magnusson county

naem
May 29, 2011

*plans trip to canada*

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
what happened to the canada.jpg thread

Howard Beale
Feb 22, 2001

It's like this, Peanut

Frostwerks posted:

what happened to the canada.jpg thread

got purged apologetically

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax
gently caress. u got a link? i dont know if i remember the thread title and i dont have serahch

meatcookie
Jun 2, 2007
How do you even grow weed in Iceland?
Sure, it's a reasonably hardy plant but it has its limits.

Getting hobbit-high while watching realtime Mordor/Westeros would be pretty drat cool but only for a little while.

Frostwerks
Sep 24, 2007

by Lowtax

meatcookie posted:

How do you even grow weed in Iceland?
Sure, it's a reasonably hardy plant but it has its limits.

Getting hobbit-high while watching realtime Mordor/Westeros would be pretty drat cool but only for a little while.

cold frames and greenhouses dude

FreudianSlippers
Apr 12, 2010

Shooting and Fucking
are the same thing!

meatcookie posted:

How do you even grow weed in Iceland?
Sure, it's a reasonably hardy plant but it has its limits.

Indoors.

AKZ
Nov 5, 2009

The reason Iceland has few trees is because it is on top of a mid ocean ridge the result of divergent ocean plates. When you have landmass being generated relatively quickly in a fairly cold climate with little variation in season (compare to say, the US Midwest) it doesn't give the bedrock much of a chance to break down into quality soils. Little topsoil of poor quality = less trees. Also consider the relative isolation, the historic animosity of the local population (vikings) towards outsiders, and little influx of genetic diversity.

Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES
Sometimes Iceland is what you'd expect given the name:


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Frostwerks posted:

Teh bridges of magnusson county

Haha, this is going in a thread title should I happen to feel like looking up photos of northern Europe

Zzulu
May 15, 2009

(▰˘v˘▰)
Björk literally, owns

barbecue at the folks
Jul 20, 2007



That fish-stuff in the plastic jar is actually fermented shark. A friend brought a can of it over from Iceland as a souvenir. Just opening the jar releases a pungent odor not unlike mustard gas combined with the rotten meatshits of a thousand deceased vikings, combine that with the mouth-feel of stuffing your face with pencil erasers and you just know you're eating a rare Icelandic delicacy. It actually goes down pretty well with this traditional aniseed liquor that numbs your taste buds just enough to make the ordeal bearable.

Rambling Robot
Sep 13, 2011
Duggar Fan Club Superstar #1 LOL

David Pratt posted:

reykjavik supermarket dot jaypeg

look at that loving pig. look at his eyes. gently caress.



i seriously would shop at the demented pig.

5er
Jun 1, 2000

Qapla' to a true warrior! :patriot:

Rambling Robot posted:

i seriously would shop at the demented pig.

I'd wear the hell out of a tshirt promoting Iceland's demented pig store.

Iamblikhos
Jun 9, 2013

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Naxuz posted:

That fish-stuff in the plastic jar is actually fermented shark. A friend brought a can of it over from Iceland as a souvenir. Just opening the jar releases a pungent odor not unlike mustard gas combined with the rotten meatshits of a thousand deceased vikings, combine that with the mouth-feel of stuffing your face with pencil erasers and you just know you're eating a rare Icelandic delicacy. It actually goes down pretty well with this traditional aniseed liquor that numbs your taste buds just enough to make the ordeal bearable.

There is a "your mom" joke in here somewhere, but I'm too lazy to look for it.

Dr. Quarex
Apr 18, 2003

I'M A BIG DORK WHO POSTS TOO MUCH ABOUT CONVENTIONS LOOK AT THIS

TOVA TOVA TOVA

Rambling Robot posted:

i seriously would shop at the demented pig.
Yes. This is the proper opinion to hold. I kept one of my Bónus bags just so I could look at that goddamn pig whenever I wanted.

And I was just thinking the other day about framing it. To go with Fiver's excellent t-shirt idea.

Gamma Nerd
May 14, 2012

Rooney McNibnug posted:

e: I don;t live there, so I'm sure there's a lot of other great local stuff.

There's a few good metal bands, not nearly enough for a country settled by Vikings though.
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m3H7nlceme0

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YSuO4Flle5A

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Accretionist
Nov 7, 2012
I BELIEVE IN STUPID CONSPIRACY THEORIES

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