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I called you in to this meeting to provide a mind shattering eureka! Its called ASKXIR we will siphon vast loads of information through social media meta data to provide the most up to date automatic pronoun detector available.
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i designed a little neon orange vest for ur dick so you can wave it around in the woods during hutngin season
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Jan 11, 2015 01:12
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alternatively, camo condoms for covert dickings.
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Jan 11, 2015 01:13
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if you got ur didi out int he woods during hunting season and try to hide it then i dunno what to tell you friend
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Jan 11, 2015 01:14
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BossRighteous posted:alternatively, camo condoms for covert dickings. sounds like a good way to get your dick shot off. lot of hunters i know shoot snakes on sight
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Jan 11, 2015 01:16
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i present to you the FEMALE CONDOM
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Behold our new corporate logo! ...it looks like a what? ...the hell is a "swastika?"
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*gets a fear boner* Uh huh we should buy a new server *pukes and falls over*
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Jan 11, 2015 01:33
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it's a condom and yes that is a straw on the tip--so you can drink the cum!!
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Jan 11, 2015 01:33
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Now before you say "this idea is just a rip-off of 'Shrek'" just take a look at this:
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Jan 11, 2015 01:36
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Behold! *Snaps fingers* *Nothing happens* "Ah heheh... bear with me here..."
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Jan 11, 2015 01:39
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*Walks in wearing full wetsuit and SCUBA gear* "Do you ever feel like you're drowning in debt?"
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Jan 11, 2015 01:47
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whoflungpoop posted:Finally a watch you can wear on your toe, the Twatch I like this idea but will it resonate with Millenials (a term I just read in USA Today on the train to work this morning)?
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Jan 11, 2015 01:55
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Harald posted:lets replace every surface in our office dry erase board They did with one of the engineering labs, dicks everywhere
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Jan 11, 2015 01:58
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Our walls got repainted with special dry erase coating. Ugh.
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Jan 11, 2015 02:00
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*stumbles in with armload of papers and books* *completely blows presentation about ancient aliens and is rightly ridiculed by the entire board* *Still gets approached by government agents for top-secret mission involving my theories being completely correct*
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Jan 11, 2015 03:08
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The Rage posted:*gets a fear boner* what's a "fear boner"?
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Jan 11, 2015 13:53
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you'll know soon
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Jan 11, 2015 14:16
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It's like Uber but with sex instead of cars.
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Jan 11, 2015 14:52
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we'll take a common word that ends in "er" and remove the e
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Jan 11, 2015 15:41
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**whips out dick** **hopes he was the first to think of this**
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Jan 11, 2015 15:57
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Ephemeron posted:It's like Uber but with sex instead of cars. i would invest in that with my gender fluid
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NOW NOW SETTLE DOWN *meeting room ruckus quietens slowly* now as we all know, casual fridays has been a huge success but i want to push the envelope on this one we're gunna think outsidde the box on this one, progressive - forwar dthinking... every other friday is casual friday but every other other fridasy is now casual sex fridayy
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