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Instead of sentencing Jack "embezzle this" Gord to five years in isolation for stealing money that the tech startup company got back anyway, the new low-max TMO penitentiary is trying things a bit differently. The dean, who prefers to be called dad, so as to not confuse him with a pastor, admitted: "at first I thought it was ridiculous, but then I thought about how inmates are really just like children and should be treated as such." He elaborated that when prisoners are sentences to 20 years in prison, only to be released 2 days later after "having thought about what they've done and how they'll avoid it in the future, they're so grateful they immediately get a full time job, move out of their parents house, and sometimes, get married." For now, TMO can only release the past years worth of repeat offenders that have entered its system. The Dean said, with a bright face of a an aging alcoholic, "2% of the prisoners released on the new time out schedule have re entered our facility. But that's just because he's learning. They'll all learn eventually."
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ill take whats behind door number 2
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Jan 10, 2015 22:07
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You get a brand new* car *new to you, it's a used geo metro with 247,837 miles on the engine and body
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is this the real life
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Jan 10, 2015 22:21
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It's just a fantasy.
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Jan 10, 2015 22:25
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*places trash can in corner of room* *draws little circle on wall* young man you are going to stand in this trash can with your nose touching this circle for the rest of the class period and if I hear even a peep out of you then so help me god
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Jan 10, 2015 22:25
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Caught in a landslide
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Jan 10, 2015 23:10
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No escape from reality.
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Jan 10, 2015 23:12
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Awful thread
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Jan 11, 2015 01:15
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Says chunk bird
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Jan 11, 2015 02:06
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open your eyes, obamailures.
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Jan 11, 2015 02:11
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hello jack gord
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I understand
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Jan 11, 2015 02:42
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disappointed, but hopeful, p this happens more often as you get older
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Jan 11, 2015 02:43
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gnarlyhotep posted:disappointed, but hopeful, p only if "you" is a man 
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look up to the skies goatseeeeeee 
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Jan 11, 2015 03:40
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easy cum (out my weiner) easy go (poop out my butt)
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Hopeful probably
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