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Uncle Wemus
Mar 4, 2004

The rear end in a top hat guy thread will never get made because they are drowning in pussy

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Universe Master
Jun 20, 2005

Darn Fine Pie

I bet in Australia it is a noice guy.

Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
I do nice things, but girls only go for douchebags, like seriously, all I want is sex and stupid bitches won't give it to me too busy messing with assholes, what sluts, oh well, they are the ones missing out on the nice guy, I don't have time for bitches

Idiot Kicker
Jun 13, 2007
i'm pretty friendly op. i cover shifts for sick people sometimes and have helped people move across town

itsgotmetoo
Oct 5, 2006

by zen death robot

Gaunab posted:

I masturbated to the thought of you

I masturbated to the idea of you.

Wicker Man
Sep 5, 2007

Just like Columbus...


Clapping Larry
*Walks into thread warmly greeting all the women.*

*Says nothing to any of the guys*

GBS Ambassador
Oct 31, 2013
Is the average penis size really 5.5 inches?

I thought 4 was. This is quite unsettling.

Mistaken Frisbee
Jul 19, 2007

paranoid randroid posted:

im a jerk jock with a sweet car

Oh my gosh, ur so dreamy!~ Can I birth your accidental offspring?

Gaunab posted:

I do nice things, but girls only go for douchebags, like seriously, all I want is sex and stupid bitches won't give it to me too busy messing with assholes, what sluts, oh well, they are the ones missing out on the nice guy, I don't have time for bitches

I thought you were gay. I would've never invited you to my naked, all-girl jello wrestling/slumber party if I thought you were a straight guy. Gross!

Aesop Poprock
Oct 21, 2008


Grimey Drawer

Wicker Man posted:

*Walks into thread warmly greeting all the women.*

*Says nothing to any of the guys*

*desperately tags after you and tries to get you to talk about common interests because you're the only one i know at the party*

memy
Oct 15, 2011

by exmarx
*never talks to any girls for fear of giving off the impression I may have any interest in them*

*kills self*

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Gaunab
Feb 13, 2012
LUFTHANSA YOU FUCKING DICKWEASEL
She won't respond to my text that stupid bitch

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