Why do women take pictures of themselves in the Toilet.

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serious norman: Dec 13, 2007; im pickle rick!!!!

THEY LIKE POOP AND PEE.

# ? Jan 16, 2015 12:28

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# ? Apr 26, 2024 22:01

A Stupid Baby: Dec 31, 2002; lip up fatty

women are phantasms which are kind of like reverse vampires, if they dont impress their likness onto someone or something else every 6 hours they start to fade into the aether

before polaroids and phones came along it used to be a real big problem

# ? Jan 16, 2015 12:32

snuggle baby luvs hugs: Aug 30, 2005

reading this thread while taking a poo poo at 6:30 in the morning - my favorite time to poo poo. the stillness of a world about to become burst forth with activity. winter light illuminating the dusty prewar radiator, alternating light and shadow. It strikes me that I've been sitting here so long I can smell the poo poo. I say a mental apology to my roommates who will wake shortly. Now I will go back to bed and browse the forums a bit more before falling back to sleep

# ? Jan 16, 2015 13:04

a bay: Oct 14, 2014; by Lowtax

a bay

# ? Feb 24, 2015 02:37

naem: May 29, 2011

bae

# ? Feb 24, 2015 03:12

DiHK: Feb 4, 2013; by Azathoth

This bitch from Pensecola that I used to bang posted a pic of herself taking a dump every morning on facebook. This was after I was banging her. And I never lived in Pensecola. Mobile may be poo poo but it's better than anywhere in Florida.

But anyway, crazy polish woman. idgi.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 06:02

Robot Randy: Dec 31, 2011; by Lowtax

# ? Feb 24, 2015 06:21

Shadow: Jun 25, 2002

I legit would like to know why you see so many women taking selfies from the driver seats of their cars.

Like what is that? Proof of car ownership?

Extreme ADD triggered by a red light?

The bathroom is probably just due to lighting, fresh make up, and privacy. Most of those girls probably have 50 roommates or still live at home.

# ? Feb 24, 2015 07:12

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Shadow posted:

I legit would like to know why you see so many women taking selfies from the driver seats of their cars.

Like what is that? Proof of car ownership?

Extreme ADD triggered by a red light?

The bathroom is probably just due to lighting, fresh make up, and privacy. Most of those girls probably have 50 roommates or still live at home.

* I'm exciting and doing stuff out and about
* Rear view mirror for narcisstic make up/hair check
* LOOK AT ME

# ? Feb 25, 2015 21:45

Thots and Prayers: Jul 13, 2006; A is the for the atrocious abominated acts that YOu committed. A is also for ass-i-nine, eight, seven, and six.

B, b, b - b is for your belligerent, bitchy, bottomless state of affairs, but why?

C is for the cantankerous condition of our character, you have no cut-out.; Grimey Drawer

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YRtPVMyZ7Ig

# ? Feb 25, 2015 22:00

Shadow: Jun 25, 2002

Darth123123 posted:

* I'm exciting and doing stuff out and about
* Rear view mirror for narcisstic make up/hair check
* LOOK AT ME

I guess, but they're almost always such stupid pictures.

"Welp, I got 30 seconds before the light turns green. Might as well stroke my vanity!"

# ? Feb 25, 2015 22:00

Stik3: Jan 28, 2015; From President of the colonies to this.

Shadow posted:

I guess, but they're almost always such stupid pictures.

"Welp, I got 30 seconds before the light turns green. Might as well stroke my vanity!"

Today I literally saw some chick stop in the middle of a hall and take a selfie. They even angled the camera for a good picture.
At least wait until you're not looking like a knob in public before taking a selfie, or go to one of the less populated halls. :v:

# ? Feb 25, 2015 22:12

axolotl farmer: May 17, 2007; Now I'm going to sing the Perry Mason theme

# ? Feb 25, 2015 22:14

boom boom boom: Jun 28, 2012; by Shine

Sephiroth_IRA posted:

Ask your mom OP.

She just wanted a memento of the place her son was born

# ? Feb 25, 2015 22:20

Shadow: Jun 25, 2002

Stik3 posted:

Today I literally saw some chick stop in the middle of a hall and take a selfie. They even angled the camera for a good picture.
At least wait until you're not looking like a knob in public before taking a selfie, or go to one of the less populated halls.

I really hate being single the last 2 years. Before 2013 I was last single in 2009. In 2009 there were selfies and "Myspace poses" but it wasn't as loving prevalent as it is now.

Now I find it nearly impossible to not find myself sigh in contempt as a new date or short-term thing makes me aware of their instagram or facebook feed filled with some of the absolutely most benign nonsense you can imagine. And between them all is the daily loving selfie.

It's like discovering the girl you've been seeing and are starting to like has Uggs and wears them proudly.

yeah, i expect i'll be single for a while this go around...

# ? Feb 26, 2015 02:48

Burt Sexual: Jan 26, 2006; by Jeffrey of YOSPOS; Switchblade Switcharoo

Shadow posted:

I really hate being single the last 2 years. Before 2013 I was last single in 2009. In 2009 there were selfies and "Myspace poses" but it wasn't as loving prevalent as it is now.

Now I find it nearly impossible to not find myself sigh in contempt as a new date or short-term thing makes me aware of their instagram or facebook feed filled with some of the absolutely most benign nonsense you can imagine. And between them all is the daily loving selfie.

It's like discovering the girl you've been seeing and are starting to like has Uggs and wears them proudly.

yeah, i expect i'll be single for a while this go around...

There's a term for those ugg girls. Slips my mind

# ? Feb 26, 2015 03:09