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a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

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eric
Apr 27, 2004
Lipstick Apathy
:gas:

Concerned Citizen
Jul 22, 2007
Ramrod XTreme
i guess you could say...

this is his calling

open container
Sep 16, 2008

Concerned Citizen posted:

i guess you could say...

this is his calling

:vince:

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Concerned Citizen posted:

i guess you could say...

this is his calling



He got caught going through customs cuz all the iphones started vibrating at once and he jiggled across the floor

social vegan
Nov 7, 2014



Concerned Citizen posted:

i guess you could say...

this is his calling

i hope at least he said siri

Burt Sexual
Jan 26, 2006

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
Switchblade Switcharoo

The shame photo.

ziasquinn
Jan 1, 2006

Fallen Rib
Kid smuggling iPhones i didn't know iPhones were illegal

Myron Baloney
Mar 19, 2002

Emitting dimensions are swallowing you

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Kid smuggling iPhones i didn't know iPhones were illegal

I bet they are when you take them out of the factory that makes them this way

BeefThief
Aug 8, 2007

1056 hours of angry birds

haunted bong
Jun 24, 2007


Crossy Borders, now on the iOS App Store

Medium Chungus
Feb 19, 2012
Metal detectors. They detect things. Things like metal.

Robo Reagan
Feb 12, 2012

by Fluffdaddy

Your Dead Gay Son posted:

Kid smuggling iPhones i didn't know iPhones were illegal

might be some kind of law where you can't leave/enter the country without paying an export tax for that many electronics

Throwdini
Aug 2, 2006
Ayt33IL6R5

thethreeman
May 10, 2008
Fallen Rib

lol I thought this was a rich kid's halloween costume and he was wearing an ipad on his face like a lamer cyclops

Comfy Fleece Sweater
Apr 2, 2013

You see, but you do not observe.

Should've hid them all up his rear end

naem
May 29, 2011

Throwdini posted:

Ayt33IL6R5

Just put them all in your luggage idgi

Rapman the Cook
Aug 24, 2013

by Ralp
http://www.theverge.com/2015/1/12/7530919/iphone-smuggling-china-border

quote:

The latest batch of iPhones have been available in China for months, but smuggling is still common for stolen phones, which are often easier to fence in Asia. According to the report, so-called "mobile armor" is a fairly common tactic for phone smugglers. Police noticed this particular smuggler due to "weird walking posture, joint stiffness, and muscle tension," an obvious result of covering your entire body in touchscreens.

Julius CSAR
Oct 3, 2007

by sebmojo

lol owned

a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS

Ya he got played

nomadologique
Mar 9, 2011

DUNK A DILL PICKLE REALDO
i am

at a loss...!

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a creepy colon
Oct 28, 2004

by Jeffrey of YOSPOS
could you imagine being jailed along with political dissidents, child molesters, rapists, and murderers and being like 'yeah i got 30 years for smuggling iphones'


man thatd be the pits

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